AKA stuff that I find is complete bulls***.

John being a total hypocrite.

John: I admit, I might not have made some smart moves. But think about it, if I was racist, why would I be supporting the Black Panthers? And if I was abusive, why would both me wives and sons miss me as much as they say they do? And if I was homophobic, why would I agree to go on vacation with a man I knew was gay. Or be bisexual for that matter? (I think Yoko mentioned something about John being bi in an interview)

Yoko breaking up the Beatles.

George: I can blame her for a lot of things LIKE MY BISCUIT!!

Julian: And for auctioning off ALL of dad's stuff when he said that I should inherit them if something were to happen to him! But breaking up the Beatles? Not likely, she was just there at the wrong place and time.

Back Off Boogaloo being an attack on Paul. (Yes. People believe this)

Ringo: I guess it sounds kinda like an attack song. But it was written for this movie I starred in. I think it was called Born to Boogie or something.

Paul being de-

Paul: NO!!!! NONONONONONONONONONONO!!!! NO!!! I AM NOT DEAD!!!! I HAVE NEVER BEEN DEAD!!!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE STILL THINK I'M DEAD???!!!!!

Elvis: Must be the same people who think I'm still alive.