John: So just the opposite of a chapter you wrote not that long ago?

Yeah, but I thought if your kids thought you were embarrassing, just show them how they embarrassed you.

Julian: Is this also just some ploy to distract readers that you haven't updated With The Beatots in... Forever?

... That too (Also I only forgot about that story for a month or two), but I promise I will update it. Now onto THIS story.

Julian: Daddy? *Holds up a Beatles magazine* Why does the book say you're hot?

John: I.... Uh....... Beacause.... I was.... sweating, yeah, it was roasting out there.

Paul: Why won't you get dressed?

James: Martha never wears clothes and you don't complain about her.

Paul: that's because she's a dog. Dogs don't need clothes.

Mary: Why not, I'm sure we can go outside without clothes.

Paul: I..... Uh.... It's just not a good idea okay?

Dhani: Daddy told me that I don't have to go to school once. He also said that rap is computerized crap, whatever that is.

George: Uh....... I don't remember saying things like that. I have no idea what you're talking about. *Whispering* How many times have I told you? Not in public.

Zak: *Giggles* Look Jason! Daddy's stuck up a tree again.

Jason: It happened before?

Ringo: Why does the author keep making me the butt-monkey in this story? I don't even know how to climb trees, let alone get stuck in one. AND ZAK PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN!!!!