At the dentist


So apparently John and George both had dental-phobia and always accompanied each-other when they had to get their teeth checked. And that's the only reason why I wrote this chapter. Well anyways.

What would happen while the Beatles are in the waiting room?

John would try to get the other Beatles to go before him. "I'm serious Paul, my teeth are in really good condition, I can wait a little while longer while you go ahead."

Paul would be checking his teeth every few seconds to make sure that he didn't get any surprise cavities. "AAH! There's a black spot on m- oh wait, that's just a crumb."

George would immediately brush his teeth right after gorging on bags full of candy. "I know people will say that I could just control me urges and wait until after the checkup to binge, but doesn't anyone know how hard it is to go without eating for ten minutes?!"

Ringo would be trying to stay calm, but would be panicking about... Well, everything. "Just stay cool Ringo, it's not like you have cavities on all your teeth or something. Or that your gums are now all red and swollen. Or-"

Now for their reactions at getting a checkup.

John would have to be chained to a chair just for the dentist to simply get a good look at his teeth. "Will you stop moving around so much Mr. Lennon? I can hardly see your molars."

"JUST KEEP THAT POINTY THING AWAY FROM ME MOUTH!!!!"

Paul would be constantly worrying that the dentist might find his teeth dirty. "Mr. McCartney, though it's a good thing that you have no cavities your teeth are still fairly yellow s-"

"ME TEETH ARE YELLOW??!!!! I NEED TO BRUSH THEM NOW!!!! Me poor beautiful teeth!!"

George would also have to be restrained, but to a lesser extent. "I do see quite a bit of gelatin stuck between your canines, I suggest you lay off all the sweets for a while."

"YOU MEAN, I CAN'T HAVE JELLY-BABIES??!!! How dare you!!"

Ringo would have the best results. "I must say Mr. Starr, it's obvious that you have been taking very good care of your teeth as they're whiter than the moon."

"You really think so?! I mean, I was so worried that they would be riddled with cavities but-"

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