John would only borrow the books he wrote himself. "I would like to borrow In His Own Write." "But don't you already own a copy of it? I mean, you DID write it."

Paul would be checking out lots of different books, but would mostly settle with cheesy romance. "Excuse me?! What do you have against romance?!" They're sometimes predictable. I prefer comedies.

George would almost get kicked out for placing his greasy, food covered hands on the books. He would only borrow cookbooks and will return them once he made all the recipes in them. "Mr. Harrison, you borrowed it just yesterday, you can keep it for a while." "But I already made everything it showed me. I want to get another cookbook now."

Ringo would look through every genre and would try to find something intellectual, since his bandmates weren't. "I must find something inspiring! Something that shows that it took a lot of smartness to make, something that's a classic!" He picked out a Garfield comic.