Sasuke's Interrogation
Sasuke opened up the door to the interrogation room, swinging the keys in his hand while carrying a bag in the other. Walking in as Darwin walked up behind him. Sasuke looked down at Darwin as he looked up at him, "Have a seat," Sasuke said as the chimp walked over to a chair, climbed up, and sat down on it. Sasuke followed closely behind him after closing the door and setting the bag on the table, "So... I understand you can use tools, right?" Sasuke asked as he opened up the bag and pulled out a handgun. Darwin scratched his own arm as Sasuke placed the gun in front of him, "Here's a tool for ya," Sasuke said, spinning it.
With Naruto:
"Hey, Uzu, can I ask ya something?" Randy asked, eating a piece of candy
"What?" Naruto replied
"Suicide by monkey?"
"Suicide... by monkey?" Naruto asked as Tenten looked up from her magazine
"Yeah. What if Blackburn trained the chimp to shoot him in the panic room?"
"W-Why would he do that?" Naruto questioned, shaking his head
"So his wife would collect on the insurance. Thus, suicide by monkey,"
"Thus, theory by monkey," Tenten commented, turning the page in her magazine
"Randy, Mr. Blackburn had a $100,000 life insurance policy. Chloe is worth, what, $20 million? It doesn't seem worth it," Naruto explained, getting up from Randy's desk and walking away.
Back With Sasuke:
"You think you're pretty cute, don't you?" Sasuke said, watching as Darwin put his fingers in his ears, "Hey, get your fingers out of your ears, I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you!" he ordered, seeing as Darwin proceeded to get his fingers out of his ears
"AHHH! AHHH!"
"Are you laughing at me?" Sasuke asked, seeing Darwin started to jump on his chair and shaking his arms
"AHH! AH!"
"I think you got an attitude problem my friend! O-Okay, opposable thumbs, whoop-dee-doo!" Sasuke said, spinning the gun on the table, "Yeah, come on, pick it up." he stated. Sasuke picked up the hand-gun and handed it to Darwin, "Here you go," Sasuke said, seeing Darwin hold the gun in his hand and wave it in the air, "What ya think of that?"
With Naruto:
Naruto was sitting on Randy's desk as Tenten leaned back in her chair, "Randy, could you hand me a piece of gum?"
"Yeah, sure," Randy replied, pulling open his desk drawer. He then stared at it for a few seconds before he pulled out a hand-gun. Looking at another drawer, he looked back at the gun in his hand and said: "Uh-oh,"
"Is there a problem?" Naruto asked
"W-Wrong gun,"
"Wrong gun?" Naruto repeated. His eyes widened as he, Tenten, and Randy bolted to the interrogation room.
With Sasuke:
"Come on. Go on, pull!" Sasuke ordered, pointing a banana at Darwin as the ladder was still waving the gun in the air, "Pull it! Pull! Pull the trigger!" but Sasuke's attempts of getting Darwin to shoot the gun where useless, as Darwin seemed to be ignoring him. Sasuke sighed as he stood up, "What? You hungry?" Sasuke asked, waving the banana in Darwins face, "Huh? Huh? Bang! Bang!" Sasuke said, making gun noises and pointing the banana at Darwin, "Pew! Pew! Come on!"
Later:
A whistle echoed through the interrogation chamber as Sasuke was blowing a whistle at Darwin, "COME ON! SHOOT ME!" Sasuke shouted, beating his chest as Darwin was screaming and waving the gun, "COME ON! COME ON!"
Even More Later:
"Hey, lookie here!" Sasuke said, pulled out a sock-money from the bag, "Monkey? You like that?" Sasuke asked, moving the toy, "Do you like him?" Sasuke asked as he started to beat the sock-monkey against the table, making Darwin scream even more, "Eh?"
Even, Even More Later:
Sasuke started to beat his chest again while blowing a whistle as he started to hear people banging against the door, "CAPTAIN! OPEN THE DOOR!" Randy shouted as Sasuke looked at him through the small window on the said door
"Go away! Go away, I'm not done yet!"
"Open the door!" Tenten screamed
"I told you to leave me alone! Go away, I'm not done yet!" Sasuke ordered as the trio on the other side of the door ran around to the viewing room. Meanwhile, Sasuke put on a red-fez and started blowing the whistle again while pulling out a small pair of cymbals. He beat the cymbals together while blowing the whistle like a mad-man.
In The Viewing Room:
Naruto, Randy, and Tenten were beating against the one-way glass as they witnessed Sasuke jumping around the room like a monkey, "OOOO! OOO! O!! OHH!" Sasuke shouted as the others tried to war Sasuke
"It's Loaded! The Guns' loaded!" they shouted. Sasuke was still mocking Darwin, blowing the whistle while flailing around the room. It wasn't until Sasuke stopped and shouted: "Come on! Give me your best shot you stupid primate!" and Darwin pointed the gun at him. Naruto, Randy, and Tenten ducked as a bullet went through the glass, shattering it. A few moments later, Sasuke opened the door to the viewing room and said: "The case... is closed,"
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