"just got to the legal drinking age and some dumbass is like 'oh let's have the zombie apocalypse' i swear to god-"

role
in debt

name
vanessa martinez

age
21

faceclaim

lindsey morgan

personality
•is poor a personality trait? because if so, she's got that aspect covered, because girl wanted to go to school in new york
•she's very sarcastic, and will manage to find a way to be bitter about almost everything
•due to her political science major, she knows a lot about the law as she wanted to got to law school. she'll say "that's illegal" and make something up that sounds like a law just to prove a nonexistent point. because we vibe.
•vanessa has a very dry sense of humor and finds almost anything funny. 10/10 has made jokes about them all dying. humor is her coping mechanism, though it falls flat sometimes

bio
she grew up in florida but moved to new york to go to nyu, her dream school. her family life was pretty normal, she got amazing grades, played soccer, for hit with the chancla when she acted up... everything was normal. so she gets to nyu, starts majoring in political science because life is expensive and homegirl decides that lawyers make a lot of money. but law school is also expensive and now she owes money to the debt gods. too bad, so sad, now they're in the apocalypse, guess she can't pay rent? the only plus side to this is she can't go into more debt if everyone's getting eaten by like, zombies.

likes
•sarcasm
•quoting random things from her law textbooks to prove a point
•dumb jokes
•not owing people money for once in her life
•her apartment

dislikes
•being poor
•zombies
•d e b t
•literally running for her life
•not living in her apartment

secrets
lowkey used to be a stripper to pay her rent but that's not important now, right?
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"if a zombie lays a hand on my wife i can't be held responsible for my actions"
role
the husband

name
james lee-simmons

age
25

faceclaim

peyton alex smith

personality
•he's very laid back, at least he was until the apocalypse started. now he's constantly on edge, not that he lets it show. he has to be strong for his wife.
•james is a very caring person. he keeps everyone around him grounded and is always there for a hug.
•he can keep himself rather grounded, and is easy to depend on in stressful situations. in other words, he's a bro that got ur back. he's been very patient too.
•also he's super loyal, like will tel you what's what and keep u safe. also will punch a bro in the face for being a jerkwad, bc sometimes u gotta.

bio
he's from massachusetts, born and raised, went to college there. his home life was a bit strange, his parents got divorced when he was ten and he had a severely mentally ill older brother. he met his wife during college and almost immediately fell in love with her, like love at first sight, you know? he got his degree in education, and proposed to his wife after he graduated. he started teaching at a private school, and the only thing he wants is their own child.

likes
•making really bad jokes like my level of bad
•kids, his own or students
•his wife, she's the light of his life
•his job, he loves the kids

dislikes
•kids acting up
•not having his own child
•this whole situation
•not having a peaceful life anymore

secrets
he doesn't actually know how to fight yet carries a knife.
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1-800-Sarcasm her