[unknown number 9:35 AM]

Hi sorry but I'm a bit curious, what did your friend do?

me

wELL-

he

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its like really hard to explain-? he somehow miraculouslyyyy got a bunch of ketchup and squirted it all over the first floor of our school 💀

and now that old monster Ye is gonna think I did it bc iTs ALwaYs mE and theres also this one teacher that always protects xiewang for whatever reason like???????

(ngl I'm pretty sure they are literally tgt but we dont talk abt that....) 

[unknown number]

Oh yeah, also, who is this "old monster ye"?

me

oh its my principle

dude why do u sound like my mom hELP-

how old are you, 50? 😭

[unknown number]

I'm 18

me

i

😃

NAW WDYM HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT

YOU SOUND LIKE A BOOMER

[unknown number]

IT'S NOT REALLY MY FAULT

I JUST LIKE PROPER GRAMMAR

Also, my mom said that my "gen z gene got lost" so take that as you will

 me

UR MOM SOUNDS MORE GEN Z THAN YOU WHAT THE FUCK

someone up there accidentally switched you two around while yall were in the making

[unknown number]

To be honest, probably

me

I STILL FEE LLIKE IM BEING CATFISHED BY AN OLD MAN

[unknown number]

IM 18 SHUT UP

I don't go out much and barely have any friends my age

me

PLS YOU TYPE SO SLOW TOO

damn you also don't touch grass

(not judging, it's not like i do either.. anyways)

ykw? I'll believe you

tell me ur pronouns

[unknown number]

They're he/him?

me

OK at least ur educated

wait if ur actually 18 that means I'm younger than you :0

I'm 17....

(nvm I would be younger than you either way LMAOOOO)

my name is Wen Kexing, I also use he/him pronouns 👍

wait bro whats ur name

[unknown number]

Bro-

I'm literally numbers on a screen to you...

My name is Zhou Xu

me

aaand now ur not numbers on the screen 👍

:00 wait omg can i call you a-xu?

a-xu

no.

me

plssssss

:c

zhou ge

I said you cant

me

:ccccc

zhou ge

What are you doing

me

:ccccccccccc

pouting

pls tho :((

zhou ge

Stop

me

:'c

look what you did !!! you made him cry !!!! 😡

zhou ge

Oh my goodness fine

Ok?

me

:D

YAY

A-XU

hehe

SHIT THAT OLD MONSTER JUST CALLED FOR ME OVER THE LOUDSPEAKER

TIME TI DIE IG

🥲✌

I'll make sure a-xiang invites you to my funeral TTYL

a-xu

What-