Issei: nah man, Asta would fucking wipe the floor With your ass.

Izuku: Bullshit my Quirks aren't magic so his swords wouldn't do shit, I'd 1000% percent and Full cowling his ass into the dirt.

Issei: alright so his other swords can't  cut you because your not a magical being, but what about Demon Slasher? He Pulls that Spatial Anti-magic fused katana out that grimore and your getting your fade ran my guy.

Iessi and Izuku could be seen sitting on a couch in a living room of a very decently spacious home, watching Black Clover on the rather large flat screen  in front of them.

Izuku: two words: Danger Sense. I'll sense his attack coming and I'll put One for all in my legs to dodge it.

Issei: Nah fuck you, your getting your ass beat. While you may do some damage to the Nun Simp he's ultimately gonna beat you out.

Izuku: Alright if your so sure I'd lose, how do you think you'll  do if faced with the next wizard King of the Clover Kingdom.

Issei:  Well that's tough to gauge, I'd probably get fucked up more than you. You know, being a Stray Devil and all when Anti Magic was created in mind to be An Anti-Devil-Magic.

Izuku: Assuming you would even fall into that classification of what the Black Clover universe calls Devils, lets say for the sake of the argument  you are probably be one of the lowest teirs of devils cuz your so weak. 

Issei: . . . Liebe was a High class with no magic, I'd like to think I'd be up there in that high classification even though I suck at the devil part.

Izuku: alright then, for the sake of the argument your a weak devil in the same class that Liebe was.

Iessi: all of his swords would be able to cut me because I'm a Devil, Ddriag is a fucking Dragon so he would also be affected I believe-

Y/n: hey guys, how are ya?

You walked into the living room carrying boxes of domino's pizza with some sides, both look back to greet you with smiles.

Izuku: arguing who could beat Asta in a fight.

Y/n: Casual or death battle?

Issei: Death battle.

Y/n: Izuku gets impaled, and you get sent to the shadow realm in pieces.

Issei: Hehe, fuck you but your probably right.

Izuku: so how was your trip to equestria?

Y/n: pretty great, I saw the girls again and the royal family.

Issei: Did you grab any ass?

Izuku: bruh, do you ever think of anything else besides sex?

Issei: when Rias will show up to kill me or drag my ass back to her Peerage.

Izuku: Oh yeah your still being hunted, shiiiiit I forgot man.

You set the pizza and stuff down on the table and sit down on the couch between them.

Y/n: Issei, I'm trying my damnedest to find a way to extract those pawns.

Issei: I know man, and words can't express how much I appreciate it. I just can't wait to go outside again without having to worry about getting jumped by a bunch of high-class Devils

He reaches over to the pizza box and opens it as he grabs out a large slice of Sausage and Pepperoni, Izumi reaches in behind him and pulls out one for himself.

Izuku: ah Don't worry man, if any pull up on one of us they catch the hands from all of us.

Issei:  I know I could count on yall,  sometimes I wonder if I deserve such good friends.

Suddenly a magical wiring sound is heard as a red glow appears on the carpet, you all three froze staring at it as you find. . . 

A teleportation circle bearing the Gremory Family Crest.

Issei: FUUUUCK ITS HAPPENING THEY FOUND US!!

Izuku: FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!

Y/n: CALM DOWN GUYS WE TRAINED FOR THIS!!

you all three scrambe to your feet and stance up as Issei's Sacred Gear appears, Izuku's body Sparks from One for all, and darkness weaves around your arm and into your hand forming the shape of a sword that manifests as the "Blade of Nightmares."

Issei: shit I just realized I dropped my pizza. . . 

Y/n: worry about it later!

From the circle appears a well dressed man with Crimson red hair. 

[sirzechs lucifer: One of the 4 great Satans/older Brother of Rais Gremory/ A Headmaster of Union Academy]

Y/n: Ah shit it's the big brother!

Sirzechs: Hello Gen-

Izuku: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PRY OUR FRIEND OUR COLD DEAD HANDS!

Issei: HOPE YOU CME TO KILL ME BECAUSE I REFUSE TO GO BACK FUCKER!

Sirzechs: Woah Hold on-

Y/n: IM GONNA ROST YOU ALIVE IN THE FIRES OF THE SUN TOMATO BRAIN!

Izuku:TRY US  FUCKER WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY.

Issei: IM GONNA MAIL YOUR SISTER YOUR SEVERED HEAD FOR WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME AND MY FRIENDS!

Sirzechs: CAN YOU ALL CALM THE FUCK DOWN I DIDN'T COME TO FIGHT!

Silence lingers over the room for a moment as the three of you sweat as you look between each other for a few moments not moving from your respective combat stances.

Izuku: Ok then, why are you here?

Sirzechs: let me prefix this by saying that I come alone, unarmed, and no one knows I'm here. I JUST wanna talk. . .

You look over to Issei who looks to you, shrugging his shoulders you look back to the Satan.

Y/n: Alright then. . . You wanna talk, let's talk. Say what you wanna say.

Sirzechs: Could you not be so hostile, could put your weapons away?

Issei: Nah, I think we're more comfortable like this. Right guys?

Y/n: yeah.

Izuku: agreed. . .

Sirzechs takes a deep breath and lets out a sigh. 

Sirzechs: the three of you have done alot since the little. . . Incident at the academy 2 years ago. . .

Issei: you mean when your bitch of a sister and her side Peice tried to kill my friend and i wasn't having none of it?

Y/n: Yeah that was some bullshit, I know they were never punished for it. . .

Sirzechs: Yeah that was Unfortunate-

Izuku: get to the damn point!

Sirzechs pauses for a moment. . .  Before kneeling and bowing his head to the three of you.

Sirzechs:  I need your help. . . please. . .

(To be continued. . .)