*watching TTT*

OMG Aragorn, stop being the boss of everyone!

Stop stealing all the fame!

TELL 'EM THEODEN! HEAR THAT ARAGORN? YOU'RE NOT THE KING OF ROHAN! STOP BOSSING EVERYONE AROUND!

(Scene with Aragorn and Éowyn together)

KISS HER ALREADY! Come on, you left Arwen, so KISS ÉOWYN NOW.

OH COME ON

KISS HER

You left Arwen. She loved you, but nope, you left her. She's not gonna let you come back now! Éowyn is perfect for you!

Come on, now's the perfect time! KISS HER!

Oh, so now you gotta leave Éowyn too?

Last chance! KISS HER! NOW! COME ON! KISS H...never mind.

Nice going Aragorn.

STOP. BEING. THE. BOSS. OF. EVERYONE.

AND HOGGING ALL THE FAME.

Jeez Aragorn