So in band we are playing a song called Night Flight of the Gargoyles

It's going pretty well until all of a sudden the clarinets stop

And then

HIGH PITCHED CACKLING NOISE

SOUNDS LIKE DEMON TURKEYS

THE ENTIRE BAND HAD TO STOP PLAYING

WE WERE SO SURPRISED AND LAUGHING SO HARD

So the clarinets had to take off their head joint and squeak into it and it sounded like demon turkeys.

Look up night flight of the gargoyles and you'll see what I mean.