(A/N: I'm learning Enochian!)

Jeff: OH my GOSH it's FREEZING!!

Carrie: yeah, a little bit I guess

Jeff: DON'T WORRY DARLING *throws jacket on Carrie*

Carrie: ...I'm not your darling, and why does your jacket have spikes inside it?

Jeff: Oh, that's the one I use to kill people. My mistake.

Dess: IT'S ONLY 60 DEGREES OUT! It's not that cold!!

Jeff: YES IT IS

Canty: You want cold? I was born in Minnesota. I know cold.

Dess: ...you were born in Minnesota?

Canty: yeah duh where else?? England??

Dess: ...

Carrie: *checks watch* oh sorry, gotta go to my 8:36 murder spree.

Jeff: BYE DARLING

Carrie: Jeff I hate u

Dess: Don't we all?

Canty: yep

Jeff: JUST BECAUSE I'M AN EVIL MASS MURDER?

Dess: Yes, exactly

Jeff: you guys are ruuuuuude *disappears*

Canty: k

Dess: How did he do that?

Canty: Like this! *disappears*

Dess: The secret of life has been revealed *DESSappears*

***

Additional a/n: I realize that I have been a terrible author/random person thingy lately. Starting next week, I'm going to seriously try to work myself into a schedule:

Sunday: Ask [insert] or Fangirl Rants or Book Excerpt
Monday: Random
Wednesday: Real book
Friday: AU book
Saturday: Random

Also, I'll only be working on 1 AU and real book at a time, and will only start a new one when the other is finished. The real book that I'm making priority...
SECRETS!!

One more note: This book is nearly finished!! D: Sequel has been confirmed (title has not)

And finally, happy Back to the Future day!

-Vanadessë