Kyle: yo yo Ethan

Ethan: yeah? .3.

Kyle: how many fears do you have...? .3.

Ethan: ...ehhh I don't know really-...

Tyler: ...hmmm- what if we try doing a fear test on you ay? *snickering evilly* (mean people be liek)

Ethan: ....mkay sure I guess....- *shrugs*

-AFTER SOME TIME-

Kyle: k owo so we got some stuff-

Ethan: okay...-- Let em at me .3.

Tyler: mkay- owowo-

Kyle: *shows a bloody bat with nails on it* owowowo-

Ethan: ......... .3. Uhm..-

Tyler: idiot- that's obviously not terrifying...

Kyle: o REALLY- ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY-

Tyler: psh easy- *gets a bloody chainsaw and activates it to full power* HA!

Ethan: ............am I supposed to react...? Or nah? .3.

Tyler: ....oh wow-....

Kyle: whale den...

Tyler: uhmmm- haha I bet I can make you scream to this! owo *shows a picture of a terrifying clown or so LEL*

Ethan: ..........*just staring at it blankly and looks at them* .3.

Tyler: ......hOW-

Kyle: HOW ABOUT THIS- *gets a knife then stabs self*

Tyler: WTF

Ethan: ......that's jam coming out of your chest .3. And the knife is fake

Kyle: ...dAMMIT EWE

Tyler: OH WOW- HOW ABOUT THIS THEN- *out of no where an axe swings past (SUCH EVENT) and cuts off head*

Kyle: hOLY SHET

Ethan: .......your head is under your shirt..... Plus that's a mannequins head on the floor .3.

Tyler: hOW IN THE WORLD *comes out of shirt lelel*

Kyle: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS

Ethan: *taps head and shrugs* .3.

Tyler: yOU HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF SOMETHING- I KNOW IT

Kyle: YOU MEAN WE (LEL)

Tyler: OKAY YEAH FINE WE- WE KNOW IT OR YEAAH

Ethan: ....well that's not all you got right? Lay em on me-

Tyler and Kyle: ...okay then- *cracks neck lel and flexes shoulders*

Ethan: *rubs hands and folds arms* well? .3.

Tyler: *suddenly disappears*

Kyle: .3. owo

Ethan: ..................

I know your behind me .3.

Tyler: *behind him LELEL* DAMMIT!

Kyle: eR...- *tries making a scary face X'D*

Ethan: ....bro....really now? .-. ._.

Kyle: iM TRYING EWE

Tyler: hOLY CRAP- THE SKY IS FALLING!

Ethan: ....based on my calculations and something called "common sense" (LELEL) the sky can't fall.. Thank you very much...

Tyler: WHAT EVEN OKAY

Kyle: LIZARDS- LIZARDS ON THE CEILING!

Ethan: ............ .-. ._.

Kyle: no seriously there are lizards look .3. *points to the ceiling where there are lizards LELEL*

Ethan: ..... .3. Oh wow-

Tyler: HEY ETHAN! LOOK! I HAVE A PET TARANTULA *gETS A TARANTULA OUT OF NO WHERE*

Ethan: ......... .3. Okay

Tyler: wOW OKAY *throws it away randomly LELEL*

Kyle: I HAVE A STUPID IDEA

Tyler: DO IT

Kyle: ILL TRY *suddenly randomly poses LELEL*

Tyler: ...dafuq...?

Kyle: *sAYS IN A GAY TONE* hAAAYYYYY ETHAAANN~~

Tyler: DAFUQ

Ethan: ..........Kyle.........your trying too hard (LEL)

Kyle: O.M.G WHUTTT NO IM NOTTT OH YOU~~ *does that girly hand move*

Tyler: DUDE. STOP. THATS TERRIFYING

Ethan: .....it's freaky.... But I don't count it as a fear

Kyle: *stops* dAMMIT EWE

Tyler: ....we still have a lot to try-...

Ethan: *shrugs* go ahead .3. Show me what you got...-

-MAGICAL TIME LAPSE //sLAPPED-

Tyler: *dressed as a medieval time torturer..? IDK LEL (the one that hangs people .3.)*

Kyle: *pretend hung on the wall and fake blood pours out mouth*

Ethan: .......... Nope .3.

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Tyler: *doing the knife game*

Kyle: *singing it LEL* oh I have all my fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop

if I miss a space in between my fingers will come off, and if I hit my fingers blood will soon come out

but all the same I play this game cause that's what it's all about-

Tyler: *hits a finger* OW MOTHER OF-

Ethan: ......Bro that's a fake finger...... And nope still not scared .3.

Tyler: OH COME ON- *gets the fake finger lel and throws it away*

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Tyler and Kyle: *looks at each other with reluctant faces*

Ethan: .......?

Tyler: god why... *closes eyes and leans in to kiss kyle OOO*

Kyle: THIS WILL BE QUICK RIGHT EWE

Tyler: YES OFC DAFUQ Y NOT EWE (LEL)

Kyle: *grunts and leans in also and closes eyes but with disgusted face*

Ethan: .....this suddenly got interesting (LELEL)

Tyler: *slowly kisses him OOO but has disgusted face on LEL*

Kyle: *sPITS OUT AND STOPS THEN RUNS* ASDFGHJKL; SCREW THIS

Tyler: GROSS WTF EWE *wipes mouth*

Ethan: ....guys....that was not scary at all... As a matter of fact... That was disturbing as hell (LELEL)

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Tyler and Kyle: *pLAYING HORROR MOVIES OR SUCH IDK LEL*

Ethan: .........*yawns* .3.

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Tyler and Kyle: *pLAYS THE MUSIC VIDEO OF ANACONDA, WRECKING BALLS AND SUCH LELEL*

Ethan: ........*eye twitches but shakes head lel*

Tyler: cOME ONN EWE

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Tyler and Kyle: *gETS A BOX OF NEEDLES AND SHOWS IT TO HIM*

Ethan: ......... where'd you get those?

Kyle: ....from the magical attic (LEL)

Ethan: ....still no .3.

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Tyler: *dressed as a clown*

Kyle: *dressed as a mime lel*

Tyler and Kyle: *both do jazz hands X'D*

Ethan: ...........really now? .-. ._. .3.

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Tyler: *dressed as Freddy Krueger X'D and tries mimicking his voice* HAHA SEE YOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES! (#fail)

Kyle: *dressed as The Saw X'D and tries mimicking voice also* WANT TO PLAY A GAME?

Ethan: .........*claps slowly* nice acting....-

Tyler and Kyle: *grunts* ewe

-AFTER SEVERAL HOURS OF TRYING TO SCARE ETHAN-

Tyler and Kyle: *panting and on the floor exhausted*

Ethan: ........well then.... .3.

Tyler: are you seriously....-

Ethan: yup... .3. I only have one fear...

Kyle: ........oH HOLY CRAP A STAPLER

Ethan: ASDFGHJKL; WHAT?! WHERE?!

Tyler: ..........*since on the floor face flooring repeatedly XD*