Talk show part two
~Author breaking the fourth wall again~
wELP- I apparently was knocked unconscious last episode.
That's fUn.
But wanna know the magic behind it all?
I can start it up again because I am all mighty creator.
I have the power to shape the story however I like. The possibility's are endless. I can make people grow a third eye from a toxic radiation spill. I can make the ground shake. I can make a whole world disappear with a snap of my fingers.... *slowly puts away infinity gauntlet*
This is only the beginning. Writing is such an intricate, unique thing. You can sculpt character's, words, worlds, family trees and so much more with the power of your writing.
You have the power too. You just have to write day and night like you're running out of time. Everyday you fight like you're running out of time-
Have I mentioned I like musicals?
3rd POV
Jello took a sharp breath of air, quickly sitting up from where she was lying on the floor. Why? Because Author brought her back to the conscious realm.
Jello was in the dark void and looked around in confusion before she pulled out her phone and started playing dayglow radio. She stood up and put the volume at the max. Bright colors swirled around her, bouncing up and down as they flew to the beat.
She smiled, enjoying the music and started creating the set of Jimmy Fallons talk show the way she remembered it and then added some paintings and more colorful furniture than before.
She sat on the desk and looked at the area where the cameras, computers, and other tech equipment were before the place collapse in on itself. She quickly put the place back together using the power of Author, getting them better equipment.
She snapped her fingers and brought back Geo and Destiny.
She smiled as they popped into the reality she made. "Welcome back!" Jello said happily. "Sorry that you died for a moment, but I'm back."
"We died?" Destiny asked, confused.
"Yep. If I die, then all my creations die. Everything comes to a sudden halt. All that'll be left is the old chapters that I left behind. It's quite sad, but I was only knocked unconscious by a stage light, but I fixed it up." She explained.
"Oh cool, thanks. I don't like going up on the Catwalk to fix the lights." Destiny admitted
"Its cool. Don't worry about it." Jello reassured. "You guys ready to get you're game faces on?"
Geo made a stressed noise, "Yep. Theres just... a lot of comments."
"I know, lets just go through as many as we can. We can do the character ones first and not me this time. Sounds good?"
"Yes sir." Geo saluted sarcastically.
Jello chuckled, "Allright. I'll bring everyone back." She snapped her fingers and the entire stage crew and team of developers and producers came back, busier than ever.
Destiny called everyone back together to get them working efficiently while Geo organized the latest comments and the old ones that they didn't get to.
Lastly, Jello snapped her fingers and brought back all her guests back in the same position they were right before she was KO'ed.
Todoroki was reaching out to Jello and Aizawa was trying to grab her with his scarf. Gon looked horrified and Killua was in the middle of trying to cover Gon's eyes from seeing death.
Bisky was fawning over her golden toilet that apparently teleported here when Jellos powers glitched and brought Aizawa instead of Mina.
Jello looked at Bisky with disappointment while Todoroki checked up on Jello, trying to figure out if she got hurt or not. Aizawa was trying to figure out where the stage light that was falling went.
Jello swatted Todoroki's hand away from her and spoke into the camera which just started running. "Welcome back to a Talk Show where yours truly, Jello, will be answering all your questions that you, my lovley viewers have left in the last chapter."
Destiny groaned and yelled at Jello, "WALL!!"
"I KNOW!"
Aizawa looked around, confused, "What wall??"
"The fourth one." Gon said, remembering when destiny said that earlier.
Jello looked at Gon with stars in her eyes because he was being smart and remembering stuff for once, "Oh good job, sweetie!"
"Thanks?" Gon said, unsure of what else to say.
Geo remembered what he promised last time, "Hey Jello, I kinda promised that we would do the Todoroki conspiracy people questions this chapter."
"Oh that's a great idea! Let me grab them." Jello said and walked into the tech area and grabbed a janitor who was making out with another worker. She pried them apart and threw the man on the stage.
"STEVE?!?" Todoroki asked, baffled,
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?! I'M JUST DOING MY JOB! I don't like being on camera!" Steve yelled, trying to get off stage but Killua and Gon stopped him. Killua was wondering if it was actually Toga or this was just the guy that she got the blood from. He couldn't even tell from the Aura because Toga masks her life force with the energy that comes from the blood of the person.
Killua shoved him into a chair and motioned to gon to steal Aizawa's scarf. Somehow he managed to do that and then Killua tied him up. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWERPS DOING?!" Steve yelled, trying to get out of the restraints.
Todoroki stomped over and held an icicle to his neck. "You're a horrible excuse of a father."
Jello chimed in before they could kill Steve, "Do you want to ask him the questions, Todoroki?"
"That's what I was planning on doing."
"Okay well you have to ask these two questions in addition to whatever you want to ask." Jello handed him a sticky note.
"Fine. How does it feel to be the dad of three different families, Steve?"
"I don't know??? Stressful I guess?? Can I leave now??" Steve lied.
"SO THERE IS ANOTHER ONE!!" Todoroki said with astonishment and excitement that he had more to discover.
Jello shoved Todoroki aside because he went back to conspiring. She sat on the armchair of the large couch that Killua and Gon were sitting at while playing UNO. She then talked into the camera, "And then for the question of, "What did you think of Todoroki when you first met him is no longer valid because this is Steve, not Toga. Sorry not sorry guys. I didn't even pull a sneaky on that one. Toga did long ago and she tripped you up." Jello chuckled.
"Now for the next person will join us! This one will be selected at random." She snapped her fingers and then Ging popped up glowing bright blue for some reason. "CRAP!" She quickly sent him back before Gon could see. "Ahaha, the entirety of the HunterxHunter plot definitely didn't almost become irrelevant... hahaha..."
Jello looked at her guests and sighed in relief that the only one who saw that was Bisky and she looked spooked.
"You okay, Bisky?" Gon asked, noticing her aura change to a more startled one rather than her usual, 'mmm yes my golden toilet'.
"Yeah! I'm good. I just saw..." Bisky paused when she saw Jello making lots of different 'stop talking' motions. "Yeah I'm good." Bisky reassured. "Just continue playing your game.
'I've never seen Aura that dense before.... It was visible to the naked eye. Only the top masters can do that.' Bisky thought, imagining how on earth he was able to become that advanced and powerful.
Gon gave her a confused look but shrugged it off once Killua had him do his turn for the game they were playing.
"Okay, next question?"
"Let's just do the rest of the conspiracy people." Geo said.
Todoroki's gaze snapped towards Jello, "You can bring the rest of them here?!"
"Of course!" Jello said and then snapped her fingers, sucsessfully bringing Yui and all her siblings.
Gon looked up at the people who poofed into existence. "Aunt Mito!!" He ran up and gave her a big hug.
Mito smiled, "It's so nice to see you, sweetheart." She smiled hugging him back. Killua and Todoroki looked a bit jealous of their mother-son relationship, but it only lasted so long.
Yui, the white haired woman gasped when she saw Killua. "Killu!! Oh my baby!!" She ran up to Killua and tired to hug him. Killua looked at her as if she was crazy and ran away. Yui still chased him. "Why did you have to leave, Killu?? Don't you love mama?? I do so much for you!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME CRAZY OLD BAT!!" Killua screamed, running away. "GON HELP ME!!"
Gon stopped the hug and quickly said, "I'll be right back." He then ran over to go help Killua.
Yui stopped in her tracks, "Gon?"
"Yes?" Gon said hesitantly.
"My son!!" Yui cried out and then tried to hug gon.
"I'M RELATED TO KILLUA!?!?"
Donna saw Steve tied up in a chair and stomped over in fury and smacked him with her purse. "You left your family!! Do you know how much I struggle every day to care for our child?!" She screamed and proceeded to beat him up. He kept spouting apologies but she didn't listen. Its not like this was the first time that he went behind her back.
Mihoko, his current lover, was watching with confusion but mild amusement. She liked Steve, but not that much. He was just a one night stand to her.
Todoroki furiously took down notes and started interviewing each of them. "Yui, how does it feel that neither of your children seem to remember who you are?"
Yui started crying, still chasing them, "You both are hurting my feelings!!" She then yelled at Killua, "I raised you!!"
Todoroki then went to Mihoko, "You're Shinsos mother, correct?"
"Yes."
"Do you purposefully style his hair just like yours or does he do it himself?" He asked, pointing to her purple hair which was put up into a messy bun held by chopsticks.
"He doesn't let me touch his hair. He styles it himself, modeling it after Eraserhead."
Aizawa who was trying to take a nap behind Jello's desk smiled softly at the statement.
Shinso, who was chilling in the back glared at his mom in betrayal and embarrassment. She just laughed.
Geo noticed a new comment, "Oh someone asked what would Aizawa do if one of his students was an as-"
Jello shouted at Geo, "SHH!! That's too specific. Do you want the studio to turn to nothing again?? Those are the types of questions that fry the system."
Geo quickly shut up.
Todoroki ignored the argument and went over to Minami and her Corgi. "Hello Minami and Bunny may I ask you two a few questions?." Todoroki said petting the dog who was playing tug of war with Kaminari. It immediately let go of the toy and dropped on the ground, showing its belly so Todoroki could pet it.
"Sure!" Minami replied happily.
"Are you a pro hero?" Todoroki asked, now petting Bunny's belly.
"No, I make wedding dresses. Would you want one? I can get you a discount if you're friends with Denki though." She offered, hoping she was helping her son make more friends. Middle school was hard for him socially.
"That's ok. I'm planning on staying a single dad for a bit longer."
Inko looked at Todoroki in shock. "You're already a father??"
"Oh you must be Midoriya's mother. It's nice to meet you." Todoroki politely bowed.
"Uh, why am I here?" Izuku asked, standing next to his mom.
Todoroki Ignored him and then asked his mom, "Did you ever get a divorce or is your husband just working, not visiting at all?" He said carefully, not wanting to out Inkos secret to Izuku if he dosen't yet know about Allmight.
"Uh can we....not talk about my love life? It makes me uncomfertable ..." Inko said nervously and Izuku held her hand in attempts to make her feel better.
Todoroki nodded and left her alone for now. He turned to Izuku, "Is hair crunchy?"
"w-What???" Izuku stuttered, wondering if he knew about him eating Allmights hair.
"That doesn't help me, but ok. I just am going to assume that its stringy. Now, what would you do for a living if you were quirkless."
"Uh....." Izuku got more nervous, wondering where Todoroki was getting all these assumptions and concerned to how close they were to revealing his secrets. "I think I'd probably work in the support course?"
"Great and last question. What was your first impression of Gon and Killua. How did you feel about them?"
"Well they kinda met me at a weird time, so I was mainly surprised. They were confusing and didn't know much about Japan which also was odd to me." He genuinely answered.
"I can see that happening. Thank you for your time." Todoroki said and turned back to Bunny, the orange and white corgi.
"Bark?" he asked the dog.
"Ruff!" Bunny said back to him which made Todoroki slightly surprised.
Minami laughed, "Its one of his tricks."
"Oh that's cool. How old is he?"
"He's going to be turning 5 in a few months. I got him for Denki when he was in middle school. He loved playing with him on the weekends and the only way I could ever get Denki to do his homework was by telling him that he had to finish it before playing with Bunny."
"Moooom" Denki complained, picking up Bunny and put his face in his orange fur.
"Oh its nothing to be ashamed about." She told him, making him huff.
Shinso smirked, crossing his arms looking at Denki, "A dog makes you do your homework, I say that's laughable."
"Since when do you laugh??" Denki asked, still embarrassed.
"I do from time to time, like right now. Hahaha." He laughed sarcastically.
Denki laughed softly, hugging his corgi again, trying to cover his blush.
"Was that a giggle?" Shinso teased, standing up.
"Uh- nO. No it wasn't!" He said turning away.
Shinso walked over, "It was, you little sneak."
Todoroki walked over to Shinso, not getting the hint that they were having a moment, "What's your favorite position?"
"WHAT?!" Shinso asked, clearly startled.
"Like do you sleep in a cat tower, with a cat on your bed, or do you sleep on the roof?"
"I like taking naps under the stars with my cat? Why would I sleep in a cat tower?" Shinso gave him a confused look.
Todoroki shrugged and looked back at Kaminari who was red. "You okay?"
Kaminari squeaked, "Yeah I'm good."
Todoroki looked at the paper Geo gave him earlier on when no one was looking, "Why must you be such a comfort character and how do you do it?"
"How am I your comfort character, Todoroki? We're in the same class and you don't even talk to me." He asked in confusion.
"Okay, well why are you so relatable to people?"
"Because I am?"
"Good response. Now, can you say the alphabet, but vines?"
"Oh I can do that!" Denki cheered and started bouncing happily. "A is for..." He put Bunny down and then screamed, "AMERICA EXPLAIN!!"
Jello sighed heavily as Denki continued the reference in the background, "That didn't age well. I'm American and I still want an explanation." She said referring to all the chaos that has been occurring. "I'm starting to wonder if I should delete the fourth of July filler, but I wrote it already, and it was funny, and I like Hamilton the musical, so I'm gonna keep it." She laughed.
Bunny had ran away and went towards Jello. She looked down and picked him up and pet him, "You remind me of my cousins Corgi. He's short like you." She pet his head and got a few licks on the face.
Destiny shouted once again, "WALL!!"
"Am I not allowed to have family?!?" Jello shouted back.
"NEVER!"
"You guys probably already know about my other cousin though!"
"Hmmm no they don't. You just mentioned "Family" that one time." Destiny corrected.
"Awe man. Oh well." Jello sighed. "I love my fam-" She saw destiny glare at her. "OKAY FINE ILL BE QUIET!"
"Is the lightning bolt in your hair dye or is it natural?" Todoroki asked Kaminari who was in the middle of the vine alphabet.
"YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!" Denki shouted for the letter 'U'
"I know I'm not your dad!" Todoroki shouted back at him, mildly confused.
Shinso wheezed at the interaction while Gon and Killua facepalmed.
Jello then talked into the camera, "Well, that's all the show time we have for today! Comment if you enjoyed this! I'm planning on making a part three to get the rest of the characters I missed. Thanks for reading!"
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