I'm Sexy And I Know It~

Crystal: Oh hello, hello~! And I got five mails~ hahaha~

Allyria: Ummm, big sis, what happened to you?

Crystal: Hahaha~ what do you mean~? *smiles*

Samantha: This must be one of those days where she becomes a crazy woman

Crystal: Hahaha~ yepppp~!

Allyria: Will she be like that for the whole game?

Atheris: Nope, she'll be back to normal soon...

Feitan: Meh hope...

Crystal: Ahahaha, oh come on Fei~ you know you like me like this~ ahahahaha!

Lisu: (Crystal is being a lot like Hisoka...) *shivers*

-Meanwhile-

Hisoka: Achoo

Yuuka: You okay?

Hisoka: Yes~

Yuuka: If you say so

-Hours later-

Crystal: Okay guys, let's start

Killua: You're forgetting Diamond, Gon, Yuuka, Hisoka, Siniora and Chrollo...Baka

Allyria: Oh, about that, nee-san said she created a system. So let me explain. There are three groups and each group has ten people, including nee-san and big bro

Lisu: Also, the third group has eight spots available. If you want to join, please tell us in the comment below and ONLY THERE (Crystal: Makes mah life easier). And...

Atheris: And you can choose your boyfriend/husband in HXH (Crystal: Yukine is an exception and only him, sorry if it isn't fair). Though, you CAN NOT choose Gon, Killua, Kurapika, Feitan, Phinks, Chrollo, Hisoka, Yukine & Pairo (Crystal: Even though he's dead)

Samantha: That's it, right?

Crystal: Uhhh, I think

Samantha: You're lying

Crystal: No I'm not

Samantha: Yes you are, stop lying, though you're a better liar than Feitan

Feitan: *glares at Samantha* Sh*t up

Crystal: Good eye and hearing and whatnot. The last thing is that I wanted to say that each chapter will be a different group. Meaning, group one is today, group two is tomorrow and group three is the day after tomorrow if there is anyone and, I ain't doing it myself if no one is in group three

Feitan: What about meh?

Crystal: That's too boring, I need more people

Feitan: Okay...

Crystal: Anyway, the first mail is from SinioraChan and it said, 'Question to Crystal: What's interesting in your BF Feitan??' Hmmm...Everything, really

Lisu: Really?

Crystal: Ya-ha and now the next one. This one is from yours truly, SinioraChan and it said, 'Question to Killua: Is Alluka really a girl who turned into a boy??'

Killua: Alluka isn't a girl who turned into a boy, he was a boy along (Crystal: I think so anyway XD)

Siniora: Oh really?

Killua: Ah! Where did you come from? And I thought you're supposed to be here tomorrow

Girls: *giggles*

Siniora: Just because I'm going to be here tomorrow, doesn't mean I can't be here at all

Killua: I guess you're right BUT! Come from the door next time

Siniora: But I don't wanna, it's more fun this way~

Killua: You're acting like Hisoka...

Siniora: Meh...

Killua: Now you're acting like Feitan

Siniora: I don't care and anyway, I gtg, c ya soon, Crystal :3

Girls: Bye!

Boys: Bye...

Phinks: *yawns* Hurry up, Crystal

Crystal: Calm your thumb, mate, you gotta be patient

Phinks: What if I don't want to?

Crystal: You don't have a choice so suck it up

Feitan: You make her angry soon...

Phinks: *shrugs*

Kurapika: So what's the next mail?

Crystal: I'm glad you asked. The mail is from SinioraChan and it said, 'I dare Leorio to spank Killua 50 times.' Uhhh...This won't go well, maybe and someone call Leorio for meh

Samantha: I will, again because you know what

Atheris: Kay

-A few minutes later-

Leorio: Hello!

Killua: You seem awfully happy...

Leorio: Becuase-

Allyria: We all know, now get on with it and you better not smack him hard cuz he might destroy you. Or maybe you're unlucky, he'll kill you

Leorio: Yeah, yeah, I know

Killua: You better...

Leorio: *sweat drops*

-After the dare-

Leorio: There, that wasn't so hard now-

Killua: You're lucky it wasn't hard or you will be dead by now

Crystal: Now, now, boys, let's not be violent

Feitan: Say you...

Crystal: *nervous laugh* Anyway, Leorio, you can go now

Leorio: Bye! *left*

Crystal: Now, the next mail is from-

Kurapika: SinioraChan?

Samantha: Yep

Crystal: Ya-ha and it said, 'I dare the boys to make a sexy pose and make the girls blush.'

Feitan: That stupid

Phinks: I agree

Killua: Oh he** nah!

Kurapika: *silence*

Yukine: Nope...No way

Lisu: Yes way

Yukine: No

Lisu: Yes, I double dare ya

Yukine: I'm not changing my answer

Lisu: For me?

Yukine: No

Lisu: You're such a party-pooper

Yukine: Okay

Lisu: *sigh* Guess I will have to show everyone this picture...

Yukine: Okay fine! Just don't show it and I'll do it!

Lisu: I knew you would play my way~

Yukine: *rolls his eyes and does a sexy pose* (Crystal: Use your imagination people XD)

Lisu: *blushes and took a picture*

Yukine: You delete that right now!

Lisu: Nahhh~ I'm gonna use this to blackmail you~

Yukine: You evil little-

Lisu: Thank you, I am evil~ *smirks*

Yukine: *sigh*

Crystal: *stares at Feitan*

Feitan: Meh no do...

Crystal: Oh yes you will~

Feitan: No

Crystal: *sigh* Let's make a deal, if I become your slave for one day, will you do it for me?

Feitan: *smirks* Deal

Lisu: You...Shouldn't have said that...

Crystal: It...Just came out of my mouth...

Feitan: No go back on word

Crystal: I know, I know...Now do the dare

Feitan: *does a sexy pose*

Crystal: Oh...Sh*t... *blushes*

Feitan: *smirks*

Samantha: *nudges Kurapika's arm*

Kurapika: No

Samantha: *stares at Kurapika*

Kurapika: ...Fine...

Atheris: Whoa, and you didn't even lift a finger

Samantha: I'm that awesome XD

Kurapika: *does a pose*

Samantha: *blushes* Not bad...For an innocent guy...

Kurapika: *blushes* I'm not doing this again...

Samantha: Maybe you might~ you never know~

Allyria: Haha, now it's Killua's turn

Killua: *does a pose*

Allyria: *blushes* I-I thought you weren't gonna do it

Killua: I got to do it whether I like it or not

Lisu: And I took a picture of that...

Killua: WHAT?! DELETE THAT NOW!

Allyria: *laughs*

Lisu: Too bad, suck it up

Killua: Grrrrr!

Phinks: *does his sexy pose*

Atheris: *slightly blushing* You're not trying, aren't you?

Phinks: Yeah...

Crystal: Anyway, moving on. The last mail is from AquaEyes_19 this time and it said, 'I dare everyone to play the game 10 minutes in heaven.' Oh boy...Why?

Feitan: We go first cuz meh said so~

Crystal: Okay...

-10 minutes later-

Atheris: Soooo~ how was it~?

Crystal: I don't wanna talk about that...I'm tired

Killua: We're next

Allyria: What?!

Killua: What I said

Allyria: *blushes*

-Another 10 minutes later-

Allyria: Now that...Was something...

Killua: I think it went a bit too far

Samantha: You do realise we can hear you guys...

Allyria: Uhhhh...You never heard that *blushes*

Samatha: Sure, sure~

Allyria: W-Well, who's next?

Samantha: I am

Kurapika: Okay

-10 minutes later-

Samantha: We're done!

Allyria: So what did you two do?

Samantha: Talk, what else?

Allyria: You don't have to lie you know

Samantha: We seriously did

Kurapika: She's not lying

Allyria: Oh, okay

Atheris: Guess I'm next?

Phinks: Yeah, let's go

-10 minutes late...-

Phinks: That was nice

Atheris: Meh and you could have done-

Crystal: Okay, enough you two, now it's Lisu and Yukine's turn

Lisu: Kay!

Yukine: Okay

-10 minutes later, again-

Lisu: Nice time with ya

Yukine: You think?

Lisu: Yeah

Samantha: So did you...

Lisu: He** no, stop thinking dirty stuff

Samantha: Actually, I wasn't thinking about that...And I think it's the other way around...

Lisu: ...I knew that, just testing ya

Samantha: Right and Imma go home and sleep

Crystal: Lol, you're just like me now XD speaking of sleeping, I need some sleep too

Samantha: I guess your sleepiness has rubbed against me

Crystal: Oops

Samantha: *yawns* It's okay, well, see you soon

Girls minus Samantha: Bye!

Boys minus Kurapika: C you...

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