Can You Rhyme?

Crystal: Illumi, where are you?

Illumi: Sorry, I lost the mails on my way here

Samantha: *face palm*

Kurapika: *sigh*

Allyria: Oh no...Nee-san is gonna blow it

Atheris: You can say that again

Diamond: Does that mean she'll burn the place down??? *nervous*

Allyria: Hmmm, most likely

Lisu: Then...Should we run?

Samantha: Nah, Feitan will handle this

Yuuka: I hope so...

Crystal: *getting piss off*

Feitan: Go get it...And you calm down or no iPhone for week

Crystal: WHAT! You can't have my iPhone for a whole week!

Feitan: Meh can

Crystal: Oh alright then, I'll chill but Illumi better fetch it fast before I really burst...

Samantha: See?

Yuuka: Oh, that was unexpected

Lisu: Like they say, always expect the unexpected

Diamond: Eh? I never actually heard that (Crystal: I really don't know if you actually do, sorry if you do know)

Atheris: Well now you do

Crystal: Grrrr, he's taking too long!

Hisoka: He'll be here~

Crystal: Oh really? How do you know? Huh?

Yuuka: (That's what I was about to say)

Hisoka: It-

Crystal: Let me guess, it's your little secret?

Yuuka: (I guess great minds think alike, huh?)

Hisoka: No, I'm actually tracking him~ *shows a device that shows a red dot*

Samantha: Wow, that's pretty useful but...

Lisu: But really creepy (You creepy pedo)

Samantha: Yep, you read my mind

Diamond: It looks like you two planned this or something *giggles*

Samatha & Lisu: Nah, we didn't but it would be cool... *looks at each other and laughs*

Killua: *rolls his eyes* My brother is taking too long and he's an-

Illumi: I'm sorry I'm a bit late and do you mind finishing your sentence, Kil?

Killua: On second thought, no...Now leave after you give Crystal the mails

Illumi: Okay... *drops 4 mails on Crystal's lap and disappears*

Crystal: Now, the first mail is from CardinalBeast and it said, 'I dare the boys, except Hisoka, to say everything that rhyme' Well, good luck boys~

Feitan: (Tsk) *piss off*

Killua: You've got to be kidding me...Uhhh...And I don't like bidding? (I'm going to kill CardinalBeast when I see her)

Allryia: *laughs*

Crystal: *giggles* 

Feitan: You happy... *smiles*

Diamond: *coughs*

Feitan: Oh...And meh no pappy

Crystal: The next one is from CardinalBeast, again and it said, 'I dare Hisoka to repeat everything that the guys say'

Hisoka: (This should be fun~)

Phinks: I want a pear, not a chair

Hisoka: I want a pear, not a chair~

Phinks: Don't copy me or I will kill you with a pill, you stinky bill

Hisoka: Don't copy me or I will kill you with a pill, you stinky bill

Phinks: *veins popping out*

Atheris: It's a dare, Phinks

Phinks: (Right...)

Girls: *giggles*

Crystal: Well now, the next mail is from EmilyMaerz and it said, 'I dare Crystal to kiss Hisoka on the lips' WHAAAAAA?! I-I-I...WHAAAAT!!!

Diamond: You have to do it, nee-san~

Crystal: N-No! N-Never!

Feitan: *going to flip*

Allyria: Go, go, go!

Samantha: It's not that hard

Crystal: Easy for you to say!

Atheris: Hurry up nee-san!

Crystal: *sigh* FINE!

Yuuka: Yay! Though...I'm slightly jealous. I don't know why or how and don't ask

Crystal & Feitan: (Meh going to destroy EmilyMaerz)

Crystal: *quickly like the speed of lightning, kisses Hisoka on the lips then ran to the bathroom*

Kurapika: *looks away in disgust*

-Few minutes later-

Crystal: I'm back and now...I really wanted to finish this game and luckily, this is the last mail

Yuuka: Awww~ but I wanna play the game a little longer

Lisu: It's not over, over we can play it another time

Yuuka: but even so, I don't want it to end too soon

Crystal: I guess I'll tell Illumi to get some more mail, then

Yuuka: Please do!

Allyria: Yay! More mails meaning more fun!

Samantha: Though some mails are not so pleasant

Atheris: But it's fun that way~

Diamond: True that

Crystal: Yeah, anyway, this mail is from SinioraChan and it said, 'I dare Yuuka to wear a sexy rabbit clothes and sip on Hisoka's lap, while Hisoka licks her neck...' Really? This isn't gonna go well, I just know it

Yuuka: OH HE** NAH! I'M AIN'T GONNA DO THAT! I RATHER DIE IN A HOLE THEN DO THAT! (Crystal: would you?)

Hisoka: Oh that's gonna be fun~

Girls: *smiles at Yuuka*

Yuuka: *sigh* FINE!!! *wore some clothes that magically appears* (I'm going to regret this) *sits on Hisoka's lap* 

Hisoka: *does his thing*

Feitan: *covers Crystal's eyes*

Gon: *covers Diamond's eyes*

Allyira: *covers Gon's eyes*

Killua: *covers Allyria's eyes*

Lisu: *covers Yukine's eyes*

Yukine: Hey! I can't see it, nor can I see that bee

Lisu: Too bad, you can't look no matter what...

Yukine: *sigh*

Kurapika: *closes his eyes and blocks his ears*

Samantha: (I guess he can't take it, huh)

-A while later-

Crystal: Is it done yet?

Feitan: *nods and uncovers Crysta's eyes*

Gon: *uncovers Diamond's eyes*

Allyria: *uncovers Gon's eyes*

Killua: *uncovers Allyria's eyes*

Crystal: Now since it's all over, I better get going

Lisu: Eh? Go where?

Crystal: Home...Bed...

Feitan: (Alway the bed)

Everyone minus Feitan & Crystal: Bye then!

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