Eclipsepaw pranced around camp singing about her life story when EVIL black paws EVILLY pulled her into a shaded corner.

Eclipsepaw screamed at the top of her lungs the second she was touched, but sadly every cat in ThunderClan decided to all simultaneously go deaf at that moment.

Eclipspaw looked into the corner she was in and gasped dramatically. Blackpaw had EVILLY brought her here!

"Huhejekekehujamean." Blackpaw EVILLY laughed gutturally. "You have fallen into my trap! Now I'm gonna beat you up!!!"

"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-why-WHY?!?!" Eclipsepaw stuttered in fear.

"You do not know why?!?!" Blackpaw EVILLY growled. "U DU NOT NOW Y?!?!?!?!?!" U RUIN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!"

"W-w-w-what?!?!" Eclipsepaw screamed. "HOW!?!?"

"YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE FAN FAVORITE!!!" The EVIL cat bellowed. "AND THE READERS HATE ME!!! SO I VENT MY ANGER AND JEALOUSY BY BEATING YOU UP AND MAKING MYSELF AS UNLIKEABLE AS POSSIBLE TO THOSE YOU READ THIS."

"Oh." Eclipsepaw said. "That makes sense."

"Now that you understand my Tragic Backstory™️, I can destroy you!!!" Blackpaw EVILLY screameowed. "nOW I WILL DESTROY YOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!"

He EVILLY shoved his paw towards Eclipsepaw's nose. "GAUGHT YA NOSE!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Eclipsepaw said.

But little did they nose that someone had heard Eclipspaw's perfectly reasonably volumed shriek and was coming to save the day.

"Stop Right There Heathen!" Lostpaw shouted. "Give That Poor Protagonist Her Nose Back!"

"Or what, Medicine Cat?!" Blackpaw growled EVILU. "You'll fight meh!?"

"YESH!" Lostpaw replied. But little did he know that when he leapt forwards to attack, he accidentally leaped sideways, and crashed into a tree.

Blackpaw EVILLY stared for a second before laughing EVILLY. But little did he know that Lostpaw hitting the tree made the tree FALL, and it fell right on top of him.

"Oof. You got me." Blackpaw EVILLY moaned before falling unconscious.

"BLACKPAW!" Ironstar shouted, angrily grabbing him by the neck and pointing at Eclipsepaw's missing nose. "YOU DID THIS TO ECLIPSEPAW?!?!"

"Nuh uh no wasn't me!" Blackpaw EVILLY said.

"Yes it was him." Lostpaw laughed.

"For being so mean, I PUNISH you!" Ironstar screamed.

"Noooooooo!" Blackpaw screamed as he was dragged away.