**A few things before I start: 1) I want to say I'm sorry for not making a oneshot about (Karkat X MultiplePersonalityDisorder!Reader). I found it so difficult to do and every time I'd write it, someone who read over it found so many faults. I'm sorry that I couldn't do it, but if you have another request, I'll try my best. 2) Speaking of not writing, I hadn't written for a week because I was being a Cabin Leader for a science camp in Watsonville. If you're a 5-6th grader reading this and you live in that area and you haven't been to science camp yet, I might see you at Koinonia! 3) Should I do a face reveal? Kinda shitty of me to put this upon yourselves, but if you could make at least five comments altogether on how I can improve my work, I'll take in your suggestions gladly and post a photo of myself! 

Now, onto the story my lovelies!**

"Hey babe, you're ass looks swveet, can I take a bite?" Cronus Ampora. Flirty 'lovwe-expert', if he does say so himself (which he does). Known as the most annoying or most attractive person at the school, from boys to gals to non-binary pals, and around the most popular diner in town.

Until Y/n came.

"I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you." Cronus could go on about that girl, surprisingly not in the sexual-fantasy way. It truly seems like he is in love with the girl, but he gets tongue-tied when talking with her.

"Hey Cro." Y/n passed by the violetblood in the halls. She winked once and walked with the rest of her friends. He was staring and sputtering after her. It wasn't that she had the nasty ones, it's the ones that fit her best. "She's adorable," Cronus mumbled to his friend, Meenah. "Ask )(er out t)(en you guppy!" She barked, crossing her arms. "You can't just say that!" He yelped, looking around guiltily. The boys of every grade loved the girl and have asked her out plenty of times, them all getting rejected. When they hear that another boy's asking her out, they will ruin you. "I don't wvanna be roadkill." Meenah rolled her eyes. "Fin, I'll do it for you then. Go to the pier at 5:00, you pussy." She walked off, twirling a pencil in her hand and her best friend dumbfounded. "MEENAH!" Was all she heard rushing off towards the girl. 

"Oh honey, I don't like you that way." Y/n was tired of all this. She loved only one guy, but of course he never approached her because of these dicks. She sighed as the heartbroken guy walked off. She didn't feel bad, they wanted her for her looks. Fuck'em. Suddenly, she felt a tap on her shoulder. "I swear to whatever Divine One you believe in, I will kick your dick or punt your cu- Oh hey Meenah." "Sup, bitc)(?" Y/n rolls her eyes and grins. "The sky. What's up, you need me to murder a shit?" Meenah snorted and shook her head. "More of a favor." "Oh shit, not another pathetic-" "O)(, )(e's pat)(etic. But )(e is t)(e bouy you love." Y/n looked at the highblood disbelievingly. "Cro?" "Yup. Go to t)(e pier at 5:00. Don't break )(is )(eart, I'll )(ave to listen to )(im." Y/n grinned and winked at the girl. "That won't happen anytime soon." 

"Fuck me fuck me fuck this idea, wvhat if she doesn't show?" Cronus was panicking. Full on meltdown in front of the ocean. "Who, babe, hope I didn't take so long." Cronus froze on the spot and blushed purple. "Aww, you're so shy." Y/n tapped him lightly on the back and he turned around. She was dressed in a pair of washed-out jeans and a spaghetti-strap tank top. Her eyes were bright and her lips a pink color some random lipstick that looked amazing on her. "N-no, just can't get enough of you." Cronus stammered out. She laughed. "A pick-up line challenge?" She smirked and sat at the edge of the dock. "Okay. Can you step away from the ocean?" Cronus looked confused and she laughed once more. "You're melting the ice caps." Cronus sat next to her and blushed even brighter, if that was even possible. "I-I may not be a Dairy Queen, but I'll treat you right." He squeaked out. His hands fidgeted against the dock and Y/n noticed She took his hand and squeezed it. "I'm wearing  Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me claim that you can't kiss it off?" Cronus, feeling a bit more relaxed, grinned. "Can I followv you? 'Cause my ancestor told me to followv my dreams." Y/n smiled and blushed a little. The ones she usually heard were about dicks and cunts, and she just wanted a boy to love her. Cuddles were a lowkey love of hers since cats hate humans. "Not my fault I fell in love, you tripped me."

They went on and on like this, laughing at the stupid ones and blushing at the romantic ones. Cronus held her hand and eventually they sat side by side and shoulder by shoulder. A nice silence ensued between the two, a comfortable one where they just watched the sun's rays fall away. "Hey, Cro-baby?" He looked over at the girl, who was glowing in the orange light. "I do want to say that I love you." His heart raced more than it ever had and he grinned stupidly. Finally getting the courage, he placed his hand on the girl's cheek and kissed her. She kissed back happily and the sky went dark as the new couple grinned at each other. "I lowve you too." He blushed brightly as Y/n snuggled up to Cronus. They looked up at the sky and watched as the first stars popped out and the moonlight hit the water. Who knew that pick-up lines would cause the most beautiful relationship?