Interviewer: Do You Believe in 'Money Can't Buy Happiness?'

America: *gaaaasssspppp*

Have You Ever Heard Of

'Meet And Greet Steven Rogers'?

or

'Walking Dead Game Series'?

or

'Concert Tickets'?

or

'Backstage Pass'?

or

'Cheese burgers'?

or

'IPhones'?

or

'Computers'?

or

'GADGETS'?

or

'Totally slick and awesome Car'?

or

'HERO MINIATURE FIGURINE'?

or

'Diet Sodas'?

or

'PUPPIES'?

or

'KITTENS'?

Interviewer: ......