Prussia: West, let's have a beer drinking contest.

Germany: In front of everyone?

Prussia: Ja.

Germany & Prussia: *Gets tons of beer and starts drinking.

All: 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink!

1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink!

~Hours later~

Prussia: *Down*

Germany: *Swings with only his flag colored underwear* Iiiiiiiii'm... Gonna sviiiiing from the chandelier!!! *continues singing*

Romano: Yes, swing and embarrass yourself *Takes picture* Swing fücking potato head!

Prussia: I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry!!! *stands up and throws himself to le crowd*

Crowd: *moves away*

Prussia: *Kisses le cold hard floor*

Romano: Fücking annoying idiot... *looks back at Germany and faints*

Germany: *Humps a certain Italian*