Japan: *is a doctor* I am a doctor :7

England:*aggressively throws an apple at Japan* s t a y aWAy fR0m mY fAMiLy >:( 

Japan:*scREECH* 0h n0 aN apPLe mY oLNy weAKNEsS

France: englandwhy-

China: I- *just slides away from the room*