i was gonna do full one-shots for all them but im fucking tired so we're just doing notes fo them (will do some one-shots but not all of themhjgkfdlsjf)

(also it's nice to see a few people referring to Keralis as Kerry but i'd like ya'll to know i also call BDubs "BB" and Xisuma "Shashy" and other names like "Zizi" or "Zuzu" or just "Beezuma")

Doc lore:

-he's been a creeper hybrid since the dawn of time (or at least since he joined lmao) and btw all the lore im going off either canon or making shit up because namemc doesn't let go that far back on his skin history and im too lazy to google ;-;

-he used to be literally every creeper in a suit ever and to be "oRiGiNaL" he added a cyborg eye

-some just in general minecraft lore for this world: when first joining the world/technically creating themselves, they can customize what they look like; they can basically add on whatever you can add onto a normal minecraft skin (so small wings that definitely don't work for flight until you get an elytra, cyborg parts, etc) but if you customize after that you gotta do it yourself, like sew clothes and whatever

-and since it's canon that Doc got his arm shot off by Dinnerbone and that's why he has a mechanical arm, yes this does mean someone made it; Doc made the first prototype (which was janky as fuck) and when he met False, she offered to make him a proper one (for a payment lol)

-he's half creeper half human so no, creepers don't look like what Doc looks like naked (wtf did i just type)

-his cyborg parts can go in water and lava but afterwards they need some maintenance; False taught him how to maintain the parts and how often to check on them (like 2-3 times a month); the robot parts need to be updated and shit whenever a new update comes out

-this season he's got *jazz hands* powers! kinda like an electricity blast that acts a fight or flight response (so he doesn't really have control over it)

Doc angst:

-scenario: Doc gets yelled at by Xisuma because he and BDubs fucked up and made Keralis cry (again)

-either that or BDubs and him get into a proper fight (as in swords and shit)

-WAIT I GOT A BETTER IDEA, AREA 77 SETTING WHERE HIM AND SCAR GET INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE FUCK I LOVE COLD ANGER SCAR

-rolling with that idea, they get into a fight about what to do with Keralis; Scar wants to keep him there for investigation and Doc wants to let him go

-Doc insists that no, this is actually Keralis look at his username, and even tries to sneak out Keralis as some point

-Scar catches them and doesn't hesitate to fight them; he ends up arrowing Doc but Keralis escapes with minimal wounds (because bitch has healing powers)

-real reason Scar doesn't want to let Keralis go? he wants an excuse to stay at Area 77

-Scar yells at Doc and Doc's genuinely terrified of him because Scar's literally never like this

-i like Scar angst forgive me hdjgkfljhgdkjd

Grian and EX angst (oh fun i get to do more S7 EX):

-yes im still giving EX his cool shadow powers fight me

-last we heard of EX he was with Beef and Impulse (check "The Late Arrival") and what'd he do? well when he woke up he ran away lmao

-he ended up running to the jungle and the jungle like lowkey attacked him because the jungle doesn't particularly like the void

-the jungle ends up alerting Grian (since he's the closest) and Grian swoops in all ready to fight and just sees EX and is confused and then goes into "WHAT THE FUCK" mode upon seeing his eye

-EX is trying to fight off the vines with his shadowy powers that he has no idea how to use and he's like kinda failing so Grian, against literally all his jungle birdy instincts, steps in and helps him fight off the vines

-ok i cant figure out how to do actual angst so take some sorta fluffy angst

-EX is like "what the fuck is happening im so confused im only bby please help" and grian's like "bro it's dangerous for you to stay did you not just see what happened you blind man" and EX is like "hoe im missing an eye what do you expect" (yes this is definitely the exact conversation they had im tired)

-then stuff like EX begging to stay with Grian and Grian's like no it's for your safety if you leave and the jungle practically drags EX away while Grian looks away (idk how to write angst for this im very sorry)

Cleo and Stress fluff:

-okay hold on take some headcanons first: the gals all have specialties in certain areas and hermits often come to them asking for help or stuff; Cleo is really great at sewing and makes most of the outfits for the hermits like Duck Woman or Worm Man (unless you're Grian and a cheap bitch); Stress is skilled at magic and usually gets asked to help with magic surges or new powers (cough Impulse cough); False's is great at mechanics and is the one to touch up on people like Iskall's mechanical eye (also the one to make the current version of Doc's robot arm) since Wels is gone for a bit she dabbles in weapon making as well; they paid btw, either with materials they needed or with IOUs

-Cleo and Stress get paid for making Cub's pharaoh outfit and staff (because you can't argue that he doesn't have a magic staff) and chat and joke and goddamn it Cub why do you have a croptop

-False made the staff and gave Stress it and then kinda ran off to collect more heads for the headhunt and/or murder some people so it's just Cleo and Stress

-Cleo's like sewing the headpiece (and struggling) so Stress helps by making a light projection of kinda what the finished thing should look like so Cleo can use a reference

-Stress, while working on how tf to put poison but not lethal in the staff, asks Cleo about her opinion on the headgames so far and Cleo just laughs and says "it's quite amusing, you could say" and Stress is like "stop being so cryptic damnit"

-also they bake cookies because i can

Scar angst:

-fuck yeah! i really like Scar angst so here's a few ideas

-Area 77 Scar: THIS PERSONA IS UNDERRATED AND I DEMAND MORE CONTENT; Scar got into a big fight with Cub and so he basically lived at Area 77 to avoid him; he got into a fight with Doc as well about Keralis being an alien or not and Scar didn't actually believe he was, he just didn't want an excuse to have to go home; cold anger Scar cold anger Scar cold anger Scar cold anger Scar-

-Scar had abandonment issues after that whole thing and Cub felt ridiculously guilty and basically pampered him for a week; alright now that you know that, imagine how Scar felt when Cub left him after the whole "Scar aint a vex anymore" thing

-Scar isolates himself and basically cries alone in his base, regretting his decisions and i just want to make him suffer alright?

-last season i majored in Python and Zed and EX angst, this season it's Scar angst (my kneecaps are gonna get stolen aren't they?)

Scar angst where he fucks up with his magic crystals and looses his emotions (thank Keichi for your suffering):

-because i want you all to suffer, Scar looses his emotions and isn't even mad about it; if anything he's happy because he's done suffering

-Grian freaks the fuck out and basically tries messing with the crystals to figure out something (keyword tries)

-G-man ends up contacting Cub to come over who immediately rejects but after hearing about the situation, he actually gets really worried and comes over to help since he has some experience with magic

-btw nobody knows about Scar and Cub's fight so that's why Grian contacted Cub because he's like "ya'll are best friends right?"

-Cub fitzes around with the crystals and manages to get something to happen and some of Scar's emotion comes back but it's not that strong so goddamn it they have to contact Stress, the master of magic

-Stress works her magic (hah literally) and Scar is repaired yeah! and the rest of the angst is Scar and Cub painfully trying to avoid each other but also not let the others know about them being on bad terms

-btw Scar and Cub don't tell people because a) Cub doesn't want other people involved, this is between him and Scar, and b) Scar also doesn't want people to get involved, but because he doesn't want people to blame Cub for what happened since Scar blames himself

Ren angst:

-i have no fucking clue how to write angst for Ren, i dont think i've ever actually done it but i'll try

-all i can think about is the wrestling thing?? maybe afterwards, everyone's really pissed because Ren cheated and they all have their ways of yelling at him (even his teammates because even though they want to win, they dont want to be unfair)

-Doc, who was the only one in on the whole "take drugs" thing, just kinda avoids it because he doesn't want to get flamed either and lowkey runs because fuck you too Doc

-yeah so basically Ren gets yelled at for like 30 minutes, enjoy because please imagine how scary False is when she's actually mad

-jhfgdklgjiuvcrcuoijmvnci cub's outfit

-HJVRINCKHMXIMRXVNEHUWF JEVIN'S ABS I FORGOT ABOUT THEM GODDAMN IT-

ZIT fluff:

-cuddling and cocoa because Tango's a worry wart

-literally whenever Zed gets beheaded by someone else, Tango contacts him and is like "are you okay?! what happened?! you good hoe?!" and Zed honestly just lets him snuggle him because anything to calm his boyfriend's nerves

-Tango's worried because i like worried Tango (blame NVS) and he gets very concerned when Zed gets killed or when Impulse does the head stuff with False

-he's mainly concerned about Impulse's sanity because he's like "please don't end up doing what Biffa dear god" and he smothers him

-it's basically Tango smothering Zed and Impulse and worrying himself sick and eventually the two trap him in blankets and couch snuggles until they fall asleep

-i love them fight me

Kerry and Xisuma angst/fluff:

-it's kinda both lol but with fluffy cuddling because i can't help myself

-so after "The Incident" (aka Keralis finally told off Doc and BDubs who were fighting AGAIN) Keralis stumbles over to Xisuma in tears and end up sobbing into his arms

-they talk it out and Keralis is just babbling about how he just wants Doc and BDubs to get along and that he loves both of them and really hates them fighting and he feels bad for being so cold to them

-Xisuma comforts him, telling him none of it's his fault, and they watch the Nightmare Before Christmas while snuggled under blankets and Keralis falls asleep halfway through so X stays there until he feels asleep too

i hope this covered everything hfjkdsghjliuvmk

apparently i like making two of the most beloved hermits suffer huh?