Iskall: *yawns*

Ren: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring

Iskall: *tilts his head* then you must be exhausted

Ren: *blushes furiously*

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Grian: *Sitting in Doc's lap* Pay attention to me

Doc: We were just making out two seconds ago

Grian: I don't see your point

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*A strange about to ask Scar out*

Stranger: So, your single or..?

Cub: *Pushes his way through the crowd to get himself in between Stranger and Scar* OR!

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Iskall: Crybabies are so annoying

Mumbo: *Crying*

Iskall: Okay, who's the ass I need to beat the shit out of?!

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*Grian and EX are laying in bed*

EX: *kisses the back of Grian's neck* I could beat the shit out of you

Grian: I know

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Grian: *To Doc* FIGHT ME!

Mumbo: Stop telling everyone to fight you, look how small you are!

Grian: My height doesn't effect my ability to snap someone's neck in 97 different ways! INCLUDING YOURS!

Mumbo: You can't even reach my neck

Grian: Do you really want to test me? Because I see my step stool just a foot away from me. DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT!!!!!

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Zedaph: I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful.

Impulse: You know most of them have a lifespan of about a week, right?

Zedaph: That's just another highlight.

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Ren: Tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs I don't want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

Doc: Just get a pair of roller skates and jag onto my sleeve, we don't have all day.

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Cub: Babe...you have to stop......this is getting out of hand......

Scar: *is surrounded by 20+ Jellie cats* Never

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Tango: *loses Impulse and Zedaph in a crowd* Hey Grian, I can't find Impulse or Zedaph anywhere. We're getting worried.

Grian: Alright *cups mouth* IMPULSE AND ZEDAPH SUCKS!!

Zedaph and Impulse: *Nothing*

Grian: ok... THEN TANGO SUCKS!

Zedaph and Impulse: *punches their way through the crowed* FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT OUR LIL DEMON?! WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Grian: Found them

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Doc: ....What the fuck are you doing?

Grian: I'm building a pillow fort

Doc: Isn't that a little childish?

Grian: Does that mean you don't want to join me?

Doc: ....

Grian: ....

Doc: ....Move over

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Worm man: H-how did you get in here?

EX: Ugh. It's always "how did you get in here?" or "how did you find me?",but it's never "how are you?"

Worm man: H-how are you then?

EX: Oh, don't act like you care now!

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Grian: How good of a mood are you in right now?

Mumbo: ....What did you do?

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Cub: I looked into the void and it said, "I love you, Cub."

Joe: Hey, uh, I think Scar fell in a hole.

Cub: Ah, that explains it

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(During the A77 arc)

Doc: I don't get why anyone would date Grian

Scar: I don't get why anyone wouldn't date Grian

Scar: Grian's cute and look at that ass

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Ren: I would do anything for you

Iskall: You would?

Ren: Most definitely

Iskall: What if I told you I wanted the stars?

Ren: Then I'd grab them for you

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Impulse: ....Is there a particular reason that the bathtub is on fire?

Tango and Zedaph simultaneously and excitedly: SCIENCE!!!

Impulse: .....Fair enough

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Mumbo: I...I honestly thought you were lying about this stuff

Grian: That seems to be a common theme

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(Set in the Gridoc family AU)

Grian, to Lana: Swear words are not allowed in this household 

Doc from a few rooms over: F U C K

<Guess who's back you lovable people!? That's right, I'm less sick now. What that means is that I'm still a bit sick, but I feel good enough to start working on bigger stuff like TRMAS and one-shots for this book. So you all might see more of me now!

 That's all I have for now, have a wonderful time everyone!>