In IMP, Y/N could be seen lounging on the couch with Moxxie in his lap while Loona threw a plethora of knives at Blitzø.

Blitzø: Loona, honey, wait just a-- shit!

Blitzø ran back as Loona charged at him.

Blitzø: Loonie, please, can we talk--

He was cut off by Loona throwing the empty water jug at him, hitting him in the eye.

Blitzø: FUCK! Uh, I mean, wow! Good throw, honey! I-I'm so proud of youuuuu!

Loona pounced on Blitzø, pinning him onto the wall. She grabbed a picture frame and started wailing on him with it while Millie walked past. She walked over to the couch where Moxxie poured her a cup of coffee before she say on Y/N's other lap.

Millie: What's this all about, honey?

Moxxie: Ah, oh! Blitzø finally talked to her about her attitude with clients.

Y/N: And as you can tell....

Blitzø temporarily escaped from Loona's wrath, pushing the couch in front of him to block her path.

Blitzø: I just think some small tweaks might help you be more of a uh, people person, you know?

Loona: I am a people person!

She grabbed his collar and pulled him closer, growling like an angry wolf. (Which she really is)

Y/N:....it's not going well.

Loona: If I'm so terrible, how about you just grow a pair and replace me?

Blitzø: Okay, well, maybe I- Maybe I might.

Loona's angry look turned into one of confusion.

Loona: What?

Y/N: Damn.

Ethan came out of nowhere.

https://youtu.be/yVZul_oCWTE

Y/N: Not helping.

Blitzø looked back at Y/N who just shrugged. Moxxie smiled and gave him a thumbs up, prompting Blitzø to turn back to Loona.

Blitzø: Maybe I will, little missy! Yeah, that's right it's tough love time. So, now you can... go... to your desk!

Loona growled and threw Blitzø onto the ground before walking away.

Y/N: Huh....surprised you're still alive.

Moxxie: If I may say so, he's doing the right thing.

Y/N: I mean....I really can't say anything, never had kids unless fur babies count.

Moxxie: If we can't even hire a cheerful qualified receptionist, how can people trust us to massacre and mutilate their enemies for them? It's good for business.

Y/N: Wouldn't we want someone pretty grim and gritty for an assassination business thought?

Y/N noticed a purple flash coming from the door and so did Moxxie.

Y/N: Uh.....should that be happening? I know this is Hell and all but...

Blitzø's cucumber slices fell off of his eyes in shock. Y/N and the Imps squeezed through the door with their weapons drawn. Much to their surprise, Octavia looked over her shoulder at them before walking through a portal.

Blitzø: Looona!

Loona: Oh, yeah. You have a visitor.

Y/N facepalmed at her nonchalant attitude and Blitzø just deadpanned. When the gravity of the situation hit him, Blitzø fell to the ground with his back against the wall and started hyperventilating.

Blitzø: Shit, shit, shit, shit!

A panicking Blitzø grabs Moxxie.

Blitzø: What the fuck am I supposed to tell Stolas?!

Moxxie: Well, he seems to like you, sir. Maybe he would understand if —

Moxxie gets shoved away by Blitzø, who was having an existential crisis.

Blitzø: Okay, my dick is good, but it is not that good, Moxxie.

Y/N: I doubt mine would help either. You can't compare dick to a daughter. 

Moxxie: Sir, I don't think we really have a choice.

Blitzø: So, what? You just want me to call him up and be like, "Hey, Stolas" -

Blitzø could be seen on the phone with Stolas in the lobby. His look of worry progressively got worse the more he talked.

Blitzø: So, your daughter came by, took your book, and teleported off to who the fuck knows where, and we have no way of getting either of them back, okay?! Okay! Good talk, byeee!

He hung up the phone quickly and backed away, wiping his brow in relief.

Y/N: 3...2....

Blitzø: Oh, that actually went better than I thought.

Y/N: 1....

Y/N pointed to the door, which got blown off its hinges. Everyone saw an enraged Stolas in his full demon form. 

Minutes later
Stolas was pacing back and forth in an upset but frantic haze.

Stolas: How could this happen?! Do you just let anyone waltz into your office and grab infinitely powerful artifacts?!

Stolas clutches at his hat worriedly.

Stolas: Why would she do this? How are we supposed to find her? Where would she go?

Y/N and Loona took a sniff of the air close to where the portal was. Loona clenched her nose while Y/N's scrunched slightly.

Y/N: I smell piss and desperation, so it's either Broadway in New York or LA.

Loona took another quick sniff.

Loona: Ugh, definitely LA. 

Stolas opened a portal and they walked through it with Blitzø tossing Loona onto her ass. She growled at Blitzø as he walked out.

Blitzø: Alright, Loona, let's make this quick. In and out before anyone notices us here.

Y/N: Uh boss, we're in an alley.

Y/N motioned to the grimy alleyway with gunfire and screaming ringing in the background.

Y/N: Not much different from Hell.

Blitzø: Alright, now let's get to work. Loonie, Y/N, sniff!

Loona: How am I supposed to smell anything in this city?

The resident Hellhounds were removing garbage out of their hair.

Loona: How am I supposed to smell anything in this city?

Loona: Can't you finally do something about how fat you are?

Moxxie: I'm not —

Blitzo: You know, it wouldn't kill you to put a salad in your body every now and then.

Moxxie: What? But, I'm not fat!

Y/N: All three of you stop it. I already can't smell jack shit because this shithole smells like ass and depression.

Blitzø jumps up on a dumpster and tapes one of his plans onto the open lid. He took out a stick and pointed to the paper, which had a drawing of them all in disguises. 

Blitzø: Now, first things first we're gonna do this the old-fashioned way. We're gonna need disguises.

On cue, Loona, Y/N, and Stolas turn into their human forms.

Y/N: Stolas looks like such a sassy bitch. 

Millie was clapping at the display due to Stolas, Loona, and Y/N doing casual poses at the end. Moxxie looked relatively unimpressed and Blitzø was slackjawed.

Blitzø: No chance you can conjure us a couple of those, can ya?

Stolas: Sadly, no. I'm afraid without my grimoire, my powers are just a tad limited in the human world.

Y/N: Unholy shit he even talks with his hands.

Blitzø: What, you can't memorize your fucking spells?

Stolas: Oh, your memory's so great?

Stolas gestured to Moxxie, who looked confused.

Stolas: What's his phone number?

Blitzø: Fuck you.

Stolas: Exactly.

They walked out of the alley and Y/N grabbed a pair of red-tinted sunglasses. He gave them to Stolas, who happily accepted them and put them on his head. Moxxie was unfortunate enough to run into a human.

Music Dude: Hey, little man. How about you check out-

He pulled a CD out of his jacket and gave it to Moxxie

Music Dude: -this demo right here? This is some premium Grade-A fire right here!

He went down to a rather star stuck Moxxie's height and wrapped his arm around Moxxie.

Music Dud: Perfect for you to crank with the little lady.

He did the same thing to Millie, who was obviously displeased.

Moxxie: Oh, wow! You made this? Thank you.

A happy Moxxie and annoyed Millie walk from the guy, only for him to swing around a tree and stop them.

Music Dude: Oh, hey, hey, hey. Hold up a sec, you just gonna grab it and go?

Millie: He said, "thank you".

Despite her obviously annoyed tone, the man puts a hand in her face.

Music Dude: Twenty bucks, man.

Moxxie desperately grabbed onto Millie, who watched as the group went around the corner without them.

Moxxie: Millie, we need money to pay this talented artist!

Millie: You can just give it back, Mox.

Moxxie gasped before hiding behind the tree and crouching while clutching the CD close to him.

Moxxie: Millie! These artists put their heart and soul into their work! I can't just give it back like it's worthless!

Millie: It probably is.

Y/N: I gotta back her up on this one Mox, a lot of artists that push you to buy their music, popular or not, are pretty bad.

As Moxxie hissed at a squirrel, a woman passed by and flipped him a coin.

Woman: Sick demon costume man, It's metal as fuck!

Moxxie looked at the coin and got an idea.

Moxxie: I have an-

He failed at flipping the coin, dropping it and making it roll away. He chased it for a bit before picking it up and flipping it correctly.

Moxxie: I have an idea

Y/N: Yeah you two do that, I gotta ask Stolas for something.

Taking a quick sniff of the air, while ignoring the stench, Y/N was able to find Stolas and Loona. They were outside of a shop called "Little Costume Shop of Horrors", making him assume they were waiting for Blitzø. Shrugging, he decided to rest a head on Loona's shoulder and look at her phone.

Blitzø: So?

Y/N looked up and....

Y/N: Boy what the f-

Y/N was cut off by a woman screaming.

Woman: Look, everyone! It's Holly'S Wood star, Brennon Ragers!

Blitzø: The fuck is a Brendon Rager—

Y/N shifted Blitzø's head to a billboard. 

Blitzø was swarmed by a crowd. Everyone started taking pictures and begging for different things as he tried to escape. Luckily, Y/N was able to pull him out and act as a bodyguard.

Y/N: Get back before I get violent!

Blitzø: Millie, where are you and your whore bag husband?!

Unfortunately, Y/N was swarmed as well and the crowd managed to take Blitzø.

Blitzø: I'm taking this out of their pay!

A van pulled up to see all the commotion, prompting Y/N to reach into his pocket.

Y/N: I didn't want to do this, but I got no choice!

He pulled out his three diplomas from his trade school, making them all hiss.

Y/N: The power of useful diplomas compels you!

A man comes out of the van with a single diploma and blows a whistle. People started dispersing as a producer walked up to Blitzø eating a bag of fruit snacks. 

Producer: Mr. Ragers, we've been looking for you everywhere. You were supposed to be on set an hour ago!

Blitzø: The fuck are you talking about?

Producer: Your guest spot on "Sweetie! I'm in the House!!"

He tossed a fruit snack into his mouth, gunking up his teeth.

Producer: We're taping tonight. Now, hurry up and get in the car!

Blitzø: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'm not going anywhere with you, jizz-biscuit!

Producer: Very funny, Mr. Ragers. Now, get in the car.

The producer took out a fruit snack and tried to lure Blitzø as if he was a dog.

Producer: Come on, boy, come on.

Blitzø: Get your fucking hands off me!

Blitzø briefly escaped the hold but was quickly grabbed again. This made his oversized ears fall off and get caught by a random man, who had to defend himself from the angry crowd attempting to take both ears for themselves.

Blitzø: Loona! Stolas! Y/N! A little help, here?!

Stolas tried to push past the crowd and get the producer's attention.

Stolas: E-excuse me, sir. I'm... Mr. Ragers' agent, and I don't believe you can just--

Stolas was picked up by a guard.

Stolas: Oh! You are strong!

Stolas, Blitzø, and Y/N were thrown into the back of the van.

Y/N: I'm gonna maul those meatheads to death!

Stolas: Oh dear, we don't have time for this! Via could be anywhere. She could be in danger.

Blitzø: Don't worry, I'm on it.

As Blitzø broke the glass with his head, Y/N got Stolas's attention,

Y/N: Stolas, do you remember that clone spell you did on me at the Harvest Moon Festival?

Stolas: Oh um, uh, y-yes! I....vaguely remember it, but it won-

Y/N: Do it on me. The clone will help Loona find Octaivia while I help you here.

Stolas shakily nodded and uttered a spell, which encased Y/N in a lilac and blue aura. After that, he was split into a clone that looked the same as him but different. The original Y/N has orange eyes and orange highlights, the clone had orange-yellow eyes with metallic black highlights in his hair. He also has a crow feather braided into his hair.

O. Y/N: So....you know what to do me?

C. Y/N: Mmhm, follow the fat assed Hellhound to the little emo owl.

Before either could say anything, the clone turned into a crow and flew out of the window. Y/N sighed as he and Blitzø looked at Stolas, though Y/N looked at them both.

Blitzø/Y/N: She's/They're in great hands.

Timeskip
The van arrived to Starstruck Studios where the bodyguards carried Blitzø and Stolas into the building. They're a little scared of Y/N on account of him biting someone, so he just followed to make sure Blitzø and Stolas were ok. Blitzø acted like a rabid dog and bit the door to anchor himself but he was grabbed by the neck and dragged into the building. Paparazzi and crewmembers hounded him as he was dragged, taking pictures, asking questions, and even trying to offer him water. The man dragging him threw him into a chair where the makeup crew would push him to a mirror.

Producer: Let's get him ready! He's on in five!

Blitzø: What? "Five" what? I-I can't be on a sitcom!

Blitzø was punched by a powder pad, sending him into a haze. Y/N and Stolas brought him to the set, though he was still rather hazy.

Producer: Should've had an ego crisis before signing the contract.

Blitzø: I-I-I... Whoa-, I don't even know the fucking lines, idiot!

Producer: Well, that's why God invented teleprompters!

Stolas: Shouldn't he rehearse, or something?

Producer: No can do, we're live in 10, 9--

The producer left the hyperventilating Blitzø to his own devices, prompting Y/N and Stolas to tend to him.

Blitzø: Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! I-I... I can't do this. No, not again. I-I haven't performed since--

Y/N: Hey hey hey, you got this boss.

Stolas: Blitzø, if your performance on stage is half as good as it is in bed, you'll leave them breathless.

Blitzø gulped nervously as Stolas gently stroked his face. Y/N gave him a pat on the back.

Y/N: You're gonna knock em' dead boss, you do that on a daily basis.

Stolas: Now, hurry up and wow them, so we can get back to finding Via.

Stolas pushed Blitzø onto the still dark set.

Y/N: Break a leg dude!

The moment he closed the door, the lights came on faster than Blitzø could react.

Producer: *off-screen* Action!

Male Actor: Well, if it isn't our neighbor, Ronnie. You feel that earthquake earlier?

A distressed Blitzø looks at the equally distressed stage crew.

Stolas: *whispering* Say something....

Luckily, Y/N brought the teleprompter.

Blitzø: Oh, yea? Yeah. "That was just my wife rolling out of bed."

The two demons cringe in awkwardness as Stolas looked towards the audience, who was unresponsive but bursted into laughter not long after. Seeing this, the demons breath a sigh of relief, though Y/N saw the glitching signs telling them to laugh.

Y/N: 'Better not say anything, that may hurt his confidence.'

Blitzø: Yeah, yeah! Yeah, and then that bitch hit her head on the way down and shattered her skull!

Y/N and Stolas struggled to keep their laughter in check despite the quiet audience.

Blitzø: There's blood everywhere... pee in her pants...

Stolas's laugh was mixed with hoots as Y/N couldn't breath. The signs changed to "Srsly, laugh anyway", making the audience laugh along with the two demons. This gave Blitzø a boost of confidence, even making him wink at Stolas, who blushed and started chugging one of the many bottles of water he was holding.

Y/N: Wait why do you have so many bottles of water?

-With Clone Y/N-
Loona and C. Y/N had left a cafe. Loona sipped her coffee while scrolling Sinstagram while Y/N ate bit his cake pop. They passed by the Star Owl souvenir shop, which made Loona admire the sign. Smiling, she brought C. Y/N for a selfie. She gave a somewhat flirty smile while he had the stick of his cake pop sticking out of his mouth. She posted the picture and scrolled for a bit until they both saw a shocking picture.

C. Y/N: Unholy fuck is that Octavia?

Loona scrolled through Octavia's profile and saw her most recent picture. One was of a frowning Octavia with a castle in the background with the caption "Found a cool looking castle, reminds me of home..." which she posted 2 minutes ago.

Loona: Why does that place look familiar?

C. Y/N: Uh, because it's like right behind us?

Loona looked at what C. Y/N was pointing at and sure enough, the castle was in fact a good distance away from them. Seeing this, she crushed her coffee as the two ran toward the castle. They made it to the castle and she wasn't there, making Loona check her phone again. They went to the Holly's Wood sign and found someone, but it was just a girl who looked like Octavia from behind.

The two searched almost all day, visiting every place Octavia posted but to no avail. Loona was sweaty but still determined, scrolling through the pictures to find Octavia. She jumped a bit when C. Y/N put a hand on her shoulder.

C. Y/N: Calm down and rest for a bit, we can't find Octavia if we're tired now can we?

Loona nodded and leaned against C. Y/N, making him pat her head. She blushed heavily.

Loona: S-stop you dork, it looks weird while I'm in my disguise.

He chuckled as they made their way to the observatory.

-With the OG-
As the audience looked bored, sleepy, or mentally scarred, Stolas leaned against the railing with a troubled expression. Y/N just leaned back and watched the live sitcom. Right now, Blitzø was in the livingroom set with a pug.

Blitzø: Oh, Uggie! You've gone and done it again.

Uggie: 

Blitzø: That's the fifth couch this year!

The screens above tell the audience to laugh once more, which they do, albeit very weakly. One guy laughed out of pure insanity, disturbing the others and making Stolas move back not knowing what to do. The insane man started foaming out his mouth before he hit his head on the railing and fell, passing out.

Blitzo: You know, maybe it's about time I found-

Blitzø boops Uggie on the nose.

Blitzø: -you a new home, one that could put up with your attitude.

When Blitzø grabbed the dog's leash, the family of actors came onto the set.

Little Girl Actor: I could take him, Mr. Ronnie! I'd be happy to adopt old Uggie and give him the attention he needs!

When the family came together, everything went dark as only a spotlight appeared under them, making the audience say "awww" as Blitzø turned away from them.

Blitzø: Yeah... yeah, m-maybe, you should adopt...

Y/N pov
Is he ok? I....know that PTSD face all too well. Even if I went to trade school, it was still in the south so I was bound to run into a Christian.....but, my friend group and even the local pastor helped me get through it. Hell the guy even accepted I was a pluralist and enjoyed my company.

Blitzø: No. No, no, no, you can't have her! She's mine, and I love her!

The screens changed to "Awww?", which made Stolas look at me in confusion. I just made an "I don't know" gesture.

Little Girl Actor: But, Mr. Ronnie, you gotta let me have the puppy. You just gotta!

The girl reached for the puppy, but Blitzø hissed like a snake.

Blitzø: Don't you touch her, you little anal fissure!

The audience laughed at it, and I kinda did too. But Blitzø looks....angry? He turned to the audience while holding Uggie.

Blitzø: Oh, you think this is funny, assholes? She's not fit to be a mother! I saw her doing lines of coke in her dressing room!

Oh yeah....

The producer sent agents to deal with Blitzø while the mother actor came up to him, trying to fix the script.

Female Actor: Now, uh... Ronnie. I think maybe you should--

The moment she tried to pull Uggie out of his hands, Blitzø slapped the dog shit out of her, which made her wig come off. 

....need I say it?

Blitzø: No! You can't have my baby, bitch!

The guards started cornering him and-THIS FUCKER PULLED HIS GUN OUT!

Blitzø: I'LL NEVER GET RID OF HER!

A guard jumped on Blitzø, but he pushed him with his foot and shot him in the head. A guy in an orange shirt was elbowed in the stomach and 360'ed into the ground before Blitzø killed him with a headshot. Unfortunately, Blitzø was quickly swarmed with people.

Stolas: I'm coming, Bliiiitzø! Excuse me! Would you mind?!

Stolas tried to push through the crowd but was quickly pushed aside. Luckily, I was able to catch him. Standing up and fixing his sunglasses, he grabbed one of his bottles of water and threw it....pretty weakly.

Stolas: Eh.

The bottle splashed onto the producer, burning his skin and making him run into the teleprompter.

Y/N: The fuck was in that water?!

The sparking teleprompter set the stage on fire. Everyone started panicking and-

Y/N: There....there's a chick's tits on fire....

Stolas was pushed by mistake but Blitzø was there to be a knight in shining armor.

Blitzø: Now, let's go find our daughters.

Stolas: 

-With C. Y/N-
C. Y/N and Loona walked up the observatory steps before finding Octavia. They ran to the crying Octavia while turning back into their demon forms. C. Y/N's sclera became black and his hands became similar to gray bird feet tipped with black claws. His tail had 5 black feathers with metallic black tips and two longer ones on either side of the third feather. These black feathers were tipped with black-yellow decorations.

C. Y/N: Woah cool.

Octavia turned around and wiped her tears.

Octavia: Hey...How did you find me?

Loona: Sinstagram posts.

C. Y/N: Nice pictures by the way, reminds me of a grumpy cat.

Loona scrolled through the pictures with a smile.

Octavia: Oh...thanks...

Loona: Uh...you ok?

Octavia: Can't believe I was so stupid. I spent all day looking for a place where I could see some....dumb meteor shower.

Tears start pouring from her eyes.

Octavia: And all I get is...this!

We looked at the smokey sky as Loona and I took out some cigs.

Loona: Yeah, smog's a bitch.

Loona tried to light the cigarette, but the lighter didn't wanna light. She grits her teeth before Octavia taps her shoulder and uses her magic to light a flame. She lit our cigarettes and we took drags before breathing the smoke away. Loona's puff hits Octavia, which makes her make owl noises, but I blow my smoke into the air.

Loona: You know, your dad's really worried about you.

Octavia scoffed...

Octavia: Right! That's why you're here instead of him. He couldn't be bothered to keep his promise, and now he can't be bothered to come and get me himself. He'd rather spend his time just screaming at my mum. Why does he hate her more than he loves me?

I rubbed Octavia's back as Loona spoke.

Loona: Sometimes... sometimes it's not as simple as that. This kind of shit gets messy, and everybody's got issues, especially dads. And sometimes they fuck up -- well, all the time. But, that doesn't mean they don't care.

Octavia: If he cares, where is he?

C. Y/N: Believe it or not, somewhere in this shithole of a city looking for you. 

Octavia: He's here...?

Loona: Go ahead and give her some of that old man wisdom of yours.

I deadpan at Loona, who just nodded at me. I sighed and took a drag of my cigarette.

C. Y/N: Just....try to cut him some slack ok? I don't know if it's different in Hell but no one jumps to celebrate a single father.

Octavia tilted her head in confusion.

C. Y/N: Loona, remember the thing I said at Bee's party about drinking?

Loona: The types of guys you used to be friends with?

C. Y/N: Yeah, time for a story kiddos. One guy I was friends with, he was this scrawny nerd type that went to the college about a mile from my school for Engineering. When he was in highschool, he got this girl pregnant after a drunken one night stand. To help pay the bills, he joined the Airforce because he was just smart. At first he hated it, but when he learned more about it, he told me "Y/N, I'm gonna become a Munitions and missile maintenance officer and give my kid the world!" You wanna know what happened?

Octavia: What...?

C. Y/N: She cheated on him, beat him, basically treated him like shit because she could. When she put him on child support, she made sure he couldn't see his daughter. Whenever he got full custody of the kid, they didn't put the mom on child support. Actually, they sympathized with her and said everything she did was out of love because she didn't want her baby to be with a bastard of a man. 

The girls gasp as I just take another drag.

Octavia: That's horrible...

C. Y/N: It's just America as a whole. What I'm trying to say is we don't choose our family, we get the one we get and make the most of it.....unless you're like me, but that's a story for another time. Stolas doesn't know how to be the best dad, he knows how to be the best he can be, especially with his childhood. So just....go easy on him Via, he's trying his best with what he has. The bullshit with Stella isn't making it better, so just show him you care about what he's trying to do instead of being mad at what he isn't doing....

I stood up and held my hand out, smiling at the mesmerized owlette as the night sky started clearing up.

C. Y/N: ....alright?

Octavia surprisingly hugged me and just nodded. I smiled and rubbed her head.

Timeskip
We walked through a portal into the dark streets of L.A. I helped the girls out before hearing a frantic Blitzø running towards them.

Blitzø: Oh, Loona, my sweet baby girl! I'm so sorry, I'll never replace you no matter what you--

He was met with Loona's foot in his crotch, making him hit the ground.

Loona: You're good.

C. Y/N: Octavia, go ahead.

Stolas looked at a sad Octavia while I merged back together. Ah fuck, feels.....weird to say the least.

Octavia: Dad... I'm so sorry.

Octavia couldn't get her words out good because Stolas immediately hugged her while reverting back to his demon form. 

Stolas: I'm just relieved you're okay! But, what would possess you to do such a thing? You know I haven't taught you spells like this yet.

Octavia: I just wanted to see the stars you promised.

Stolas: The stars?

Stolas softly gasped.

Stolas: Azathoth's tears! Oh, no. Oh, my dear sweet Via. I am so--

Octavia cut him off with a hug.

Octavia: I know, dad. It's okay, you're here now.

We all watch the heartwarming scene with smiles. Blitzø was trying to hug Loona, but she just smacked him with the book with a smug but loving smile on her face. I noticed something pretty weird.

Y/N: Hey Stolas....I'm no astrophysicist but that doesn't look normal....

The owls look up to see the multicolored meteor shower, making them gasp. Huh, so that's the thing they were talking about, it's pretty.

Y/N: Guess you got to see your stars after all Octavia.

Octavia and Stolas smile as they watched the display. There was also a display of fireworks coming from....oh shit.

Loona: The fuck is that?

Y/N: The reason I had Stolas make a clone-

Blitzø: My acting career.

Y/N: Wait....we're forgetting something...

Me an Blitzø gasp and look at each other.

Y/N/Blitzø: Where the fuck is Mn'M?!

As me and Blitzø have a small crisis, I feel someone tug on my sleeve. I look down to see a nervous Octavia.

Y/N: Something on your mind Lil Owl?

Octavia: Well...I was wondering if you could tell us about your childhood.

Blitzø: She's talking my language. I wanna know what kind of crazy life my top guard dog had to be such a bloodthirsty bastard!

Loona: I just know the dad lore is crazy.

I sighed and looked at the fireworks. Well, Stolas told me about his past....and everyone just hears bits and pieces of my life....fuck, tomorrow's gonna be all mushy...

Y/N: Ok....tomorrow. It wouldn't be fair to just tell you guys when I have a lot of friends that wonder the same thing.