*swings around flyswatter like an idiot*
Do you guys have any idea how satisfying it is to kill an annoying bug with a fly swatter?
It's like...
Bug: "Ohai. HAI! NOTICE ME!" *flys close to your face*
Me: *playing rhythm game and is trying to concentrate* "THIS LITTLE SHITHEAD KEEPS TRYING TO GET IN MY EYEBALL!"
Me: *grabs fly swatter* "COME HERE YA SUNUVABISH!"
Me: *Swats bug and kills it* "PARTY TIME!"
It's even better with an electric fly swatter.
ZAP! GOTEEEEEEEEM
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