Harry Potter is in a relationship

Ron Weasley: oooh, Harry, I knew it. But try to be more subtle. You and Ginny are always acting up in class

Harry Potter: that's not who I'm with ;)

Hermione Granger: I didn't know you and Cho made up

Harry Potter: guess again

Neville Longbottom: LUNA IS MINE >:(

Harry Potter: where did you even get that idea....

Ron Weasley: who! TELL ME WHO!!!!!

Draco Malfoy: sup ;)

Ronald Weasley: I have no words...

Severus Snape: McGonagall you owe me ten galleons

Minerva McGonagall: ugh.... fine.... I guess you won