The gods and Asuras were suprised seeing Alaxmi, the goddess of misfortune.

"Bali ke iccha ke anusar devi Alaxmi ko patal mei niwas karna hoga." Parmanandi said.

"Kadapi nahi ! Hume yeh swikar nahi !" Bali said.

"Hume bhi Alaxmi swikar nahi !" Indra said.

"Asuro aur devta ! Tum hote kaun ho mujhe swikar na karne wale !? Mai swayam tumhe nahi chunti. Mai Narayan ko chunti hu, Vaikunth mera awas hoga." Alaxmi said.

"Vaikunth ka toh arth hi hai Kuntha se pare, aap waha vaas nahi kar sakti devi Alaxmi. Narayan aapko swikar nahi kar sakte." Parmanandi said.

"Aise kaise swikar nahi karenge !?" Alaxmi asked.

"Yeh satya hai Jyeshtha devi." Paramanandi said.

"Toh Parmeshwari aap bataye mai kaha jayu !? Yadi mujhe koi sthan nahi mila toh mai Chaitanya Lok ko hi apna awas banayungi." Alaxmi asked.

"Kalahpriya, mujhe pehle se yeh baat gyat thi ki na devta na Asur, koi bhi aapko swikar nahi karega. Iss liye maine kisi ko amantrit kiya hai." Parmanandi said.

"Kise ?" Alaxmi asked.

"Mujhe." A voice said.

The man came forward and fear cluthed the hearts of Devtas seeing none other than the embodiment of evil itself, Kali (कलि)

He looked at Alaxmi and smirked while she clearly seemed impressed with him.

"Devi, Vaikunth kya chunti ho ? Mujhe chuno. Mai tumhe kisi Lok ka nahi apetu sampoorn yug ki swamini banayunga." Kali said.

"Uchit kaha tumne, mai Alaxmi, tumhara varan karti hu." She said coming towards him.

Before leaving Kali looked at the Devtas and smirked.

"Mujhse itna bhayebhit hote ho, toh mere yug aane par kya stithi hogi tumhari ?" Kali asked.

"Tumhare yug se sabko bhayemukt karane hetu, Paramatma ne anek yojnaye banayi hai." Parmanandi said smiling.

A smile that intimidated Asur Kali himself, so much that he hurriedly left with his soon to be bride Alaxmi. And that was a match not made in heaven.

Parmanandi smiled as her plan succeeded, now the Asuras won't dare to ask of getting what came next.

"Samudra manthan punah aarambh ho." Parmanandi Parmeshwari said.

The churning of the ocean again happened, but as Alaxmi had come before how can anything good happen for a while ? It cannot. And this was proved in the form of Halahal that came out.

The gods and Asurs coughed and fell down, not able to even breathe properly heck they couldn't even see clearly from the poison in the air.

"Parmeshwari ! Raksha kare !" Everyone pleaded.

"Bhayebhit na ho. Bhagwaan Shiv se prathna kare, keval woh hi aapki iss vish se raksha kar sakte hai." She said.

The Asurs and Devtas nodded and started praying to deva adi dev Mahadev.

"Om namah Shivaye, Om namah Shivaye...." They changed.

And then came the great Mrityunjay, to save everyone from the mouth of death by drinking the deadly Halahal.

His entire mouth burned because of the poison but before the Halahal can stream down his throat it was stopped by Jagat Mata.

Mahadev looked at Mata Parvati and smiled as the devtas and Asuras bowed down to him.

"Sansaar aapka yeh yogdaan Anant Kaal tak nahi bhulega, Neelkanth." Parmanandi Parmeshwari said.

"HAR HAR MAHADEV !" The gods and Asuras hailed.

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I SAID IT ONCE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN !

Jinhone Amrit piya woh dev huye,
Jinhone Vish piya woh Mahadev huye !

Satya hai, jeevan ka vish jo pigaya woh hi mahan kehlata hai.

And some idiots out there exist who do drugs in the name of Mahadev and nothing angers me more.

They're like - Hum daru peete hai, Ganja fukte hai kyuki Mahadev karte hai.

And I'm like - Mahadev ne vish bhi piya tha, tum bhi pilo aur ek ho jao apne Mahadev se, woh bhi pehle trishul se pitayi karenge tumhari.