I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS

The Mystery Shack door gets knocked on. Mabel goes and gets it. On the other side is Pacifica, dressed in an amazing River Song costume. "Hey Mabel, I like the sexy robber costume. The the crop top jumpsuit was a nice touch."

"Thanks Paz. You have no idea how hard it was to make all this. You look good, River Song right? Is Dipper trying to tell you something?"

Pacifica playfully pushes Mabel on the shoulder. "Shut up, we're 14. I'd like to wait until I'm at least 16 before he slaps a ring on it."

"Whatever, you still look great. Dippers just finishing up. Head to his room."

"Ok, see you later Mabel. Is Bill here yet?"

"Yeah, he's with Dipper. I'll be up in a minute, I just have to close up here."

As Pacifica heads upstairs, Mabel pulls out her phone and texts Bill. Just as Pacifica enters Dippers room, Bill pulls out his phone and reads the text. Pacifica comes in and kisses Dipper. "Hey cutie."

She goes over and hugs Bill. "Hey Bill. Nice cop costume. It almost looks real."

"Oh it is real. I have a grandad who worked with the police."

"That's cool."

"Hey Paz, can you give me a hand, I can't get my hair to stay in the right place."

"Yeah, just try this." Pacifica takes the tube of hair gel and squirts some onto her fingers, before running them through Dippers hair, pushing the mop of brown to the side. "There we go, just right."

Mabel comes in the sits next to Bill. "Hey guys, are you ready to go?"

"Yeah, we can go. It was really nice of the Gravity Hotel to sponsor this year's Summerween party. The ballroom will be a great place."

"Then let's go."

Pacifica goes to the door and everyone leaves for the party.

When they get to the party, the lights are up and the music is on. Everyone is dancing. The group go and find a dark corner the relax at. Mabel looks for the snack table. "There's meant to be free candy. Bill come with me and find it."

"Ok. Let's go find some."

Mabel leads Bill over to an empty corridor. "Mabel, i don't think this is where the candy is."

"Bill, I really like you, but..."

"Oh god, this is a break up isn't it. It's can't be, we're only two chapters in, Zachfiction doesn't work that way."

"Calm down sweetie, this isn't a break up. And what did you say about chapters?"

"Oh, don't worry. If it isn't a break up, then why are we here."

"I just need to know, do you still have your demon powers of weirdness? Because I saw you float a few days ago."

"No, my weirdness powers are gone. I just retained some basic powers of levitation, transformation and invisibility. And i was not leaving Johnson in the dreamscape."

"Who's Johnson?"

A yellow sword materialised in Bills hand. "This is Johnson."

"Ok, as long as you aren't gonna turn anyone else into an armchair."

"I told you babe, I'm not about that life anymore. Now I'm all about you."

"That's sweet Bill. Come on, put your Johnson away and let's go find the candy."

"Wait, that's really here?"

"Of course silly, your think I'd make something like that up?"

"True."