Damon Albarn: WOO-HOO! WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL! WOO-

Shush, Dames! *clears throat* Welcome, my readers, TO MY MOTHERFUCKIN' BLOG!

Morrissey: *yawns* How creative.

Oh come on! Nevermind. So yeah, like the description says, this is my very first blog book. I thought it would be good for you all to know me better by posting things that popped in my mind. But first, let me start the fun by adding some much needed spamming.

Why's everybody dancing already? I just said welcome.

Graham Coxon: Fuck off!

Thanks, Graham. (At least he understands me!)