[playbois gaybois chat]

gaytae: guys i have an announcement to make

namtiddies: you're pregnant???

bbychick: hyung,,,, i thought you were the smart one

kook: welp he's canceled

kook: i vote yoongi hyung. all those in favor say LIT

bbychick: LIT

gaytae: LIT LIT LIT

hobihobi: LIT

wwhandsome: LIT

namtiddies: babe :(

wwhandsome: sorry joonie

kook: yoongi hyung is now our president and the smart one

kook: hyung come accept your award i know you're reading this

hobihobi: what's his award? i thought it was just the title

kook: uhh,,,,

kook: your award is,,, JIMIN

kook: :)

lil meow meow: thank you to all who voted for me

lil meow meow: couldn't have done it w/o you guys

bbychick: ,,,don't i get a say in this,,,?

gaytae: sh bb just let it happen

gaytae: oK now that that's established

gaytae: can i get to my announcement??

namtiddies: this isn't over yoongi

hobihobi: shade

namtiddies: pls go on taetae

gaytae: ,,,,ok,,

gaytae: anyway,,, my trainer said i've been doing really good since i started

gaytae: so bc of that i can move up to an assistant!!!

gaytae: i'm finally done with my training!!! :DDD

bbychick: TAE IM SO PROUD OF YOU

bbychick: THATS MY SOULMATE GUYS

bbychick: TAE BBY YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT

wwhandsome: that's amazing tae! so proud of you!

lil meow meow: congrats you little shit :)

hobihobi: WOOO TAEEEEE THATS SO GOOD

namtiddies: that's awesome taetae! :)

gaytae: since i'm excited and y'all are hyping me up,, imma let yoongi hyung calling me a little shit slide :')

gaytae: i get my assistant uniform in a few days!! >.<

bbychick: !!!! i'm so excited

wwhandsome: wait,,, kook aren't you gonna congratulate your bf

kook: oh,,,,

kook: uh

kook: i kinda,,, already did,,????

wwhandsome: explain

gaytae: he gave me the good succ ;)

namtiddies: did you really have to ask seokjin

lil meow meow: as president, i banish jin for like ever

wwhandsome: hey!! i was genuinely curious!!

wwhandsome: yoongi you can't banish me i fucking feed you

wwhandsome: for free might i add :)

lil meow meow: ,,,i revoke my earlier statement

lil meow meow: seokjin do as you pls

bbychick: lmaooo

bbychick: yoongi hyung you know i'd cook for you any day right?

bbychick: i might not cook as good as jinnie but i'll make sure you're full! \(^3^)/

hobihobi: ,,so,,, cute,,,

namtiddies: jiminie wut u so cute for

gaytae: that was so soft i'm soft

kook: damn jiminie you're so cute it hurts

wwhandsome: i raised the softest son

wwhandsome: real tears

lil meow meow: of course baby :)

lil meow meow: you can cook for hyung any time you want

bbychick: eeeeeee! hehe ok hyungie! :D

lil meow meow: :)

[namtiddies, lil meow meow chat]

lil meow meow: what the fuck is he so fucking cute for

lil meow meow: namjoon it hurts

lil meow meow: make it stop

namtiddies: tell him how you feel

lil meow meow: ,,,,any other options?

namtiddies: no

namtiddies: hyung you're gonna have to tell him eventually. it's been almost 4 years

lil meow meow: joon i can't. he deserves someone better. someone who isn't a fuck up. i fuck up every relationship i'm in

namtiddies: you're not a fuck up. hyungsik was a fucking liar and treated you terribly. it wasn't your fault yoongi

lil meow meow: sigh

lil meow meow: whatever joon

lil meow meow: i just can't tell him. not now

namtiddies: then when?

lil meow meow: idfk

lil meow meow: probably never
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[playbois gaybois chat]

bbychick: welp i've been scarred for life

bbychick: how's everyone else's wednesday? :')

hobihobi: oh no what happened??

wwhandsome: you good jiminie?

namtiddies: ??

bbchick: i just walked into our apartment and our baby koo was giving tae a blowjob on our couch :')

bbychick: i screamed and immediately left

bbychick: i don't even think they heard me

bbychick: it looked like they were really going in

bbychick: so now i'm sitting in the rec room :')

wwhandsome: jsjsjsjsj that's actually pretty funny

hobihobi: lung

namtiddies: poor jiminie

namtiddies: but i agree with jin that's fucking funny

bbychick: :( don't be fucking rude

lil meow meow: fuck off namjoon

wwhandsome: damn once again

hobihobi: we love a protective boyfriend

lil meow meow: seokjin.

lil meow meow: hoseok.

wwhandsome: i meAN BEST FRIEND HA HA HA

hobihobi: aH yES BEST FRIEND AHA AHA

lil meow meow: that's what i thought

lil meow meow: jiminie come to my studio so you're not lonely

bbychick: oh,,, aren't you busy hyung? i don't wanna bother you

lil meow meow: it's ok i'm just editing anyway

lil meow meow: besides you know i like it when you visit

bbychick: ^u^ ok hyungie i'll be there in 10

namtiddies: w o w

namtiddies: i can't tell if jimin chose to ignore yoongi's subtle threats or if he's just that oblivious

hobihobi: idk but either way he's still cute uwu

hobihobi: yoongi better not ruin his innocence

wwhandsome: yea,,, sure,,,, y o o n g i

hobihobi: seokjin what

wwhandsome: :D coming joonie!!

namtiddies: i didn't call you??

namtiddies: also,,, we're texting????

namtiddies: i'm not home??????

hobihobi: this is so sad alexa play bboom bboom

namtiddies: ???????

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poor namjoon lol he's so confusion
also a little bit of yoongi's past!!
anyway hoped you liked it! don't forget to vote and comment if you'd like! thank you! :D

-t.