hey everyone! long time no see! this might be a short update so sorry for that☺️

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[playbois gaybois chat]

hobihobi: do y'all want the,,, stuff?👀

wwhandsome: hobi,,,

gaytae: stuff.. drugs- OH MY GOD ARE YOU DOING DRUGS

hobihobi: w h a t

hobihobi: n o

kookie: how much for 10 grams

wwhandsome: kookie no

hobihobi: anYGAY

hobihobi:

kookie: is that...

hobihobi: :D

gaytae: oh my gaY

gaytae: how have we went this long without seeing them actually cuDDLING

namtiddies: maybe bc yoongi hyung always locks his door

namtiddies: wait hobi how tf did you get into his room

hobihobi: fucker stole my shoes and i need them for my date in an hour

gaytae: awww a breakfast date🥺

gaytae: babe take me on a breakfast date 😠

kook: i'll pick you up tmrw at 8 uwu

hobihobi: did jungkook just,,, uwu,,??

gaytae: YEEEEEEE

gaytae: he always uses uwu wdym

namtiddies: not in this chat

kookie: damn i've been exposed

kookie: why is my bf so cute😔

gaytae: i love you jungkookie

kookie: i love you more cutie

wwhandsome: as cute as that was can we get back to yoonmin cuddling

gaytae: r i g h t

gaytae: i didn't think they'd look so cute i'm sad

wwhandsome: same. wow what a cultural reset

kookie: not @ how hyung is gonna stab hobi when he sees this

hobihobi: it was worth it tbh

gaytae: today hobi dies a hero

wwhandsome: he will be missed

namtiddies: unless jimin saves his life. y'all know hyung only listens to jimin

hobihobi: and oddly enough kookie too

kookie: why is that odd

kookie: y'all are just jelly that i'm hyungs fave

kookie: suck my toes hores

wwhandsome: the only person in the world to suck your toes is tae

gaytae: never tried it but that do be tru

gaytae: i'll add it to our list babe

namtiddies: i hate it here

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[playbois gaybois chat]

lil meow meow: hoseok.

lil meow meow: how are you today.

kookie:

gaytae: ooooooooo hobi's in trouble

namtiddies: i got the popcorn

wwhandsome: yum i'm ready

hobihobi: you guys are all MEAN

hobihobi: hi yoongi hyung😇

hobihobi: i'm doing swell this lovely afternoon! you?

lil meow meow: step foot into my room again and i'll make sure you wish you've never been born.

lil meow meow: do i make myself clear.

kookie: the . make it scarier

hobihobi: yes hyung! of course hyung! anything for you hyung! :)

namtiddies: ah the emoticon

gaytae: a sign for help

lil meow meow: good.

lil meow meow: btw kookie is my favorite bc he's not an idiot like the rest of you

kookie: AHAHAHAHA FUCK YEA BITCHES

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ok that's all for this chapter! it's kind of a filler but i'll get to the plot i promise! i don't plan on making this slow burn so if it seems like it i'm sorry :(
but thanks for reading!!
-t.