[yoonmin get ur shit together chat]

gaytae: y'all ready to get this party started 🤩

kook: yeA BABE

kook:

wwhandsome: BOI GET REKT

hobihobi: LUNG SKSKSKSKSK

kook: :))))

namtiddies: .....

namtiddies: i'm ready taetae

gaytae: ok grEAT

gaytae: MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YALL'S FAVOR

hobihobi: whEEZE-

[playbois gaybois chat]

bbychick: hey! are you guys coming soon?

bbychick: yoongi hyung and i are at the restaurant already

bbychick: he keeps throwing balled up napkins at me :(

bbychick: don't be a baby -yoongi

gaytae: YALL ARE SO CUTE MAJANAN

gaytae: but jiminie :((((

bbychick: what??

gaytae: i can't make it :(((

gaytae: my aunt needs help moving some stuff into storage

bbychick: ohhh otay :(

bbychick: that's fine! tell her i said hi!

gaytae: will do! love you!!

kook: ok so my mom is refusing to let me out the house

kook: she's apparently still pissed
about her window 😬

bbychick: what? i thought you knew a way to get out the house

kook: she caught me 😔✊

kook: sorry y'all see u next week

kook:

bbychick: anyone else wanna bail while we're at it :(

hobihobi: jiminie~ 😬

bbychick: i was kiDDING WHY DO YALL HATE ME AKSJSJJ

hobihobi: i don't hate you my precious bby😔

hobihobi: my boss does

hobihobi: i was on the phone for 20 mins tryna take today off but he got upset with me so i'm working the next 2 saturdays 🤧

bbychick: aww its ok hyung. at least you tried 💕

hobihobi: love you minie ❤️

bbychick: hyung says you're all morons

bbychick: i said you're all fuckers -yoongi

kook: don't be fuckin rude

bbychick: i know u ain't talkin to me

kook: of course not yoongi hyung 😇😇

bbychick: that's what i thought

bbychick: i'll beat ur ass

wwhandsome: i know that's yoongi talking but it's weird seeing those words next to jimin's name

kook: of course yoongi hyung i know you will

kook: i love you yoongi hyung :)

bbychick: jin hyung! are you and joonie hyung coming? :(

wwhandsome: that's exactly why i came

wwhandsome: joonie fell down the stairs on our way there

wwhandsome: we're at the hospital now

wwhandsome: i would've said something earlier if he wasn't crying so much

wwhandsome: he says "sorry minie :("

wwhandsome: pout and everything

bbychick: oh no!! poor hyung D:

bbychick: it's ok!! tell him i said get better! take good care of him jinnie hyung!!🥰

bbychick: yoonie says to feel better soon too :)

kook: sounds fake but ok

bbychick: i said don't be clumsy next time fucker -yoongi

bbychick: jimin stop censoring me >:(

kook: I KNEW IT AKAKAKS

bbychick: hey jungkook get ur ass beat

kook: wow! i love hyung! yoongi hyung is my favorite!

bbychick: thats what i thought

bbychick: guess it's just us two then

bbychick: we'll talk to you guys later! ❤️

[lil meow meow added namtiddies, wwhandsome, hobihobi, gaytae, & kook to the chat]

[lil meow meow named the chat i'm kicking all of ur asses]

lil meow meow: ur all fuckin dead to me

lil meow meow: u made jiminie sad with ur bullshit excuses to leave us alone together

gaytae: but hyung!

gaytae: we're giving you a chance to take him on a date and confess to him

kook: exactly

wwhandsome: we know you guys hang out a lot but make this time different

hobihobi: ask him on a real date. not one that tae probs made up on the spot lmao

gaytae: dont fuckin expose me or i will send those embarrassing pics from
last year's christmas party to kai :)))

hobihobi: ur right i am so sorry

gaytae: thought so. don't test me bitch :)

kook: damn that was hot

kook: brb

hobihobi: you popPED A FUCKIN BONER AT UR BF THREATENING ME

hobihobi: THE FUCKIN AUDACITY AJANAJNA

namtiddies: .......

namtiddies: just to be clear, i didn't think this was a good idea from the start hyung

lil meow meow: thx joon

wwhandsome: favoritism

hobihobi: honestly though ajsnjsn

lil meow meow: wdym

lil meow meow: i love jimin and joon and all non-jimins and non-joons equally :)

wwhandsome: l i e s

namtiddies: love u too hyung :')

hobihobi: what happened to best friend riGHTS

lil meow meow: don't know her

hobihobi: HYUNG :(((

lil meow meow: y'all are still shitheads

lil meow meow: jimin is coming back from the bathroom so imma leave now

lil meow meow: fuck u all :)

[lil meow meow has left the chat]

hobihobi: ....where did tae go

hobihobi: i know kookie went to go do nasty stuff but tae-

wwhandsome: do you really need it to be said out loud 🤢

hobihobi: ???

namtiddies: think hobi: jk popped a boner bc of tae

namtiddies: tae and jk are boyfriends

wwhandsome: sexually active ones at that 🤢🤢

hobihobi: oh

hobihobi: oH

hobihobi: O H

hobihobi:

namtiddies: precisely

wwhandsome: 🤢🤢🤢

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thanks for reading! hope you enjoyed!
-t.