i saw the chance for the chapter title and i tOOK IT DONT JUDGE ME 😌
also thinking of ending this at ch 20
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[playbois gaybois]

wwhandsome: i'm ready to dislodge my eyes from their sockets and rip off my ears

wwhandsome: send h e l p

kook: what's wrong hyung

hobihobi: ew don't do that

wwhandsome: joonie thought it was a good idea to have a sale today

wwhandsome: 50% off on all tattoos :))))))

kook: REALLY?? IM OMW KSJSSJS

bbychick: i just finished with work juNGKOOK COME PICK ME UP

kook: SHHZNS IM STARTING THE CAR

wwhandsome: sigh

hobihobi: good luck hyung

wwhandsome: i'm strangling them as soon as they get here

hobihobi: ,,, have fun!

wwhandsome: :))))

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[playbois gaybois chat]

lil meow meow: jimin what

hobihobi: uh oh

lil meow meow: jimin

lil meow meow: w h a t

kook: hey hyung!

kook: jiminie is still on the table getting his tat

gaytae: HI IM ON MY LUNCH BREAK

gaytae: oh kookie did you get the tat you wanted?? LEMME SEE BABEEEE

kook: how about i show you after work? my parents aren't home ;)

gaytae: i-

gaytae: yea ok that works baby. see you soon ;))

hobihobi: can y'all not

kook: jimin is almost done hyung. the guy just has to finish flirting with jimin

kook: he's terrible at it

kook: either jimin is just really nice or really dense

lil meow meow: jungkook don't be mean

lil meow meow: is the guy like,, hot or something

hobihobi: jealous👀

lil meow meow: not jealous just cautious

kook: jealous

kook: he's trying to give jimin his number says it's just in case he wants another tat

lil meow meow: jungkook don't let him take it wtf

lil meow meow: you know how jimin is

hobihobi: and how is he, hyung? hm?

lil meow meow: he's,, ya know,, jimin

lil meow meow: kook just- pls don't let him take the asshole's number

kook: i got it!

kook: jimin is my boyfriend as far as that guy knows

kook: so hyung don't come to the shop with jimin next time the guy will be confused

lil meow meow: i-

lil meow meow: thank you kook

kook: ok we're in the car now. jiminie is in pain so he won't be able to text

kook: we're gonna go to mcdonald's to get ice cream. hyung want me to drop him at your place? he's not answering me

lil meow meow: yea bring him here. text when you're here so i can go down

kook: aight

hobihobi: so was jimin just in pain while the guy was flirting with him???

kook: yea but you know jiminie. he wasn't hiding it very well but the guy was too busy looking at his lips to actually notice

lil meow meow: wtf

lil meow meow: i'm not the jealous type but this,,,, uhhhhh

lil meow meow: don't like this. nope. not one bit.

hobihobi: ppl flirt with jimin all the time. why so jealous now

lil meow meow: ive always been like this i'm just openly stating it in this chat

kook: outside

lil meow meow: omw
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[playbois gaybois]

bbychick: hi i'm not dying anymore :)

wwhandsome: jiminie!!

hobihobi: MY BBY

namtiddies: you've been gone for 3 days wtf are u ok????

bbychick: yea i'm fine! yoonie took care of me

bbychick: tattoos hurt :(((

bbychick: how do u have so many joonie hyung? :(

namtiddies: i have a pain tolerance

hobihobi: kinky

namtiddies: shut up

bbychick: but i really love it! and so does yoonie! he cried :)

wwhandsome: that's weirdly ominous and i love it

hobihobi: do tell more

namtiddies: yes what did you even get a tattoo of???

kook: it's really fuckin cool guys

gaytae: SHOW IT DAMMIT I HAVENT SEEN U IN 3 MF DAYS

bbychick: ok ok! yoonie took like 283827 pics of it so i'll send it from his phone

wwhandsome: ,,,so yoongi just lets you,, use his phone

hobihobi: without,, threatening u,,

lil meow meow:

lil meow meow:

bbychick: yea he just lets me!! why wouldn't he?

hobihobi: JIMINJ ISJSJSHSHAH THAT TAT IS-

gaytae: jimin u really-

kook: FUCK THATS L O V E

namtiddies: jimin that's amazing. i didn't think that song meant that much to u

wwhandsome: now i see why yoongi cried. it's so good jiminie and it looks good on u

bbychick: thank you guys!!! ☺️☺️

bbychick: i really love it a lot. the song has always been my fave even tho yoongi doesn't really make music anymore

bbychick: i just,, kinda feel it ya know? i understand how hyung felt

gaytae: this is so beautiful i'm about to cry

kook: can confirm that

kook: can also confirm i may or may not be crying too

hobihobi: that's so fucking sweet and loving

hobihobi: kai is crying. he was reading over my shoulder

hobihobi: he has no clue what ur talking about but he feels it

bbychick: aww i'm sorry kai!! i didn't mean to make you sad 🥺

hobihobi: "don't be sorry. i won't accept it"

bbychick: he's so sweet i love him

hobihobi: me too :(((

gaytae: jiminie r u with hyung rn

bbychick: obviously if i just used his phone. why?

gaytae: what is he doing

bbychick: taking a shower,,,,

kook: damn without you😔✊

gaytae: he's fake drop him

bbychick: w h a t

bbychick: he offered but i declined

bbychick: *whispers* i'm too shy

gaytae: jimin we literally just took a bath last week

namtiddies: a bath??

hobihobi: not a shower???

bbychick: he forced me!

gaytae: i had to! you wouldn't get in with me otherwise :(

bbychick: why on earth would i wanna sit in dirty bath water with you

gaytae: bc you love me :(

gaytae: also kookie was busy with dumb school

kook: true i was doin dumb school stuff

bbychick: you're right i do love you :(

namtiddies: y'all are the strangest best friends that i know

gaytae: aww thanks hyung!

bbychick: aww thanks hyung!

kook: i-

bbychick: oh we sent that at the same time!!!

gaytae: twinsies!!!

hobihobi: y'all are so cute wtf

namtiddies: can't deny that

bbychick: ok i gotta go! hyung is out the shower and wants cuddles!

gaytae: JIMIN WAIT

bbychick: WHAT

gaytae: tell hyung i said hi ;)

bbychick: fuck off tae

gaytae: hehehe ilyt yoongi hyung :)

hobihobi: wait jungkook we never saw your tattoo

kook: oh yea

kook:

hobihobi: holy fuck that's so cool

namtiddies: that was a good choice. why a tiger lily?

kook: its my birth flower

gaytae: it's amazing 😍😍

kook: you haven't stopped staring at it for a few days. have you blinked since then?

gaytae: probably not

hobihobi: hehehe

wwhandsome: AHHHHHH KOOKIE

wwhandsome: ITS SO GOOD

wwhandsome: WHO DID IT?? THEY DESERVE A RAISE. JOONIE GIVE THEM A RAISE

namtiddies: then i'd have to give everyone a raise and we can't afford that babe

namtiddies: i'll treat them to lunch next week

wwhandsome: YAYYY

kook: uhhh idr her name. jihyo i think???

wwhandsome: big boobs?

kook: i guess??? i wasn't looking hyung. i'm an ass man

gaytae: damn right he is ;)

kook: 🥵

wwhandsome: ,,, i'm leaving now i have paperwork 🙄

kook: wack

gaytae: u have hw too. u better be doing it when i come over

kook: yes daddy

gaytae: good boy

lil meow meow: don't sext in the gc

gaytae: HYUUUUNG

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thanks for reading!!
-t.