hi i'm updating twice today hope u don't mind hehehe
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[kook & bbychick chat]

kook: is hyung treating u right??

bbychick: well hello to you too, kookie

kook: hi

kook: hyung is nice to you right??

bbychick: of course. why? are u ok kookie?

kook: just making sure

kook: i know u were just messing around earlier about hyung being crazy and shit

kook: but i just wanted to,,, check on u

bbychick: oh kookie of course he's being nice to me. caring and loving too

bbychick: thanks for checking tho

kook: are u sure?

bbychick: yes i'm sure. i promise we're ok. no one is hurting anybody

bbychick: ok kookie? if there was something wrong i'd tell you first since u and hyung are pretty close

kook: ...promise?

bbychick: i promise jungkookie. i love you❤️

kook: love you too hyung :)

kook: also,, i know this is a lot to ask but could u not tell tae about this👉👈

bbychick: yea ofc! no problem bby

bbychick: get some rest yea? tae mentioned you have a test in the morning so good luck!!

kook: thanks! goodnight! :))

[gaytae & bbychick chat]

bbychick: [3 screenshots attached]

bbychick: ur bf almost made me cry i love him so much :(

gaytae: oh poor babyyyy :(

gaytae: also jimin u fuckin snake lmao

bbychick: I COULDN'T NOT TELL U

bbychick: he's so sweet and i love him :(

bbychick: my baby :(((

gaytae: he is ur baby huh

bbychick: yes :(((

gaytae: hehehe

gaytae: i love you guys so much. and of course the other hyungs but yea

bbychick: taetae we love u too

bbychick: come in my room and sleep with me

gaytae: why not my room

bbychick: ur bed is smaller than mine

gaytae: true

gaytae: i'll bring snacks

bbychick: :)))))

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[playbois gaybois chat]

bbychick: GUYS

bbychick: idk what to wear today send h e l p

hobihobi: what?? for what???

bbychick: uhh yoonie and i have a,,, date today 👉👈

wwhandsome: A DATE???

wwhandsome: it's been 3 weeks and y'all still haven't been on a date

bbychick: hyung and i have been busy with work

wwhandsome: work is no excuse

bbychick: jin hyung just bc u don't do ANYTHING doesn't mean we all don't

wwhandsome: hey! i do stuff!

bbychick: hyung u type on a computer all day and bother joonie hyung

wwhandsome: u kno what

wwhandsome: u ain't wrong

wwhandsome: god damn .__.

bbychick: hehehe

bbychick: abYWAY I NEDD HELP

hobihobi: wear one of your big sweaters with those black jeans with the rips on the knees

wwhandsome: curl ur hair a bit to show ur forehead. if u don't feel like it then put on a black or white hat

hobihobi: chunky shoes :)

wwhandsome: makeup: something light and natural with lipgloss

bbychick: thANKS GUYS 🥺🥺

namtiddies: did jimin just ask what to wear for his and hyung's date with hyung in the chat????

hobihobi: hyung hardly reads the chat. besides he's sleeping rn

namtiddies: he's sleeping and he has a date today

hobihobi: he just finished a deadline yesterday i think. you know how he is with his pics

namtiddies: oh then i'm surprised he's even going out

gaytae: BC HE'S A MAN IN LOVE DAMMIT

gaytae: kookie tries to hang out with me despite him running on 3 hrs of sleep and 6 cups of coffee

hobihobi: wtf

gaytae: yea but i only indulge him a few times to give him a break from studying

gaytae: like right now

gaytae:

hobihobi: awww y'all are cute🥺

wwhandsome: joonie why don't u hold my hand when i'm playing animal crossing :(

namtiddies: last time i tried touching you while playing animal crossing you threatened to get tom nook to kill me sooo

wwhandsome: oh right

hobihobi: JIN JSHSBSN WHY

gaytae: "hyungs im a good bf right?? i listen to tae when he tells me to take breaks"

wwhandsome: AWW MY BABY OF COURSE YOURE A GOOD BF

hobihobi: the best bf out there :')

namtiddies: very proud of u son

gaytae: ":D"

bbychick:

wwhandsome: YAAASSSS JIMINIE

hobihobi: U LOOK CUTE AND HOT WHERE DID U GET THAT SWEATER

gaytae: THATS MY SOUL MATE OMG U LOOK SO GOOD

gaytae: "lemme suck your dick sometime jfc"

bbychick: THANKS GUYS MSJXJSJS

bbychick: name a time and place kook ;)

gaytae: can confirm he choked on air

gaytae: good job jiminie

bbychick: :)

wwhandsome: i bet yoongi is going to drool over u

gaytae: if you don't get laid tonight i will be highly upset

namtiddies: honestly same

hobihobi: yoongi got up and just left the apartment

hobihobi: didn't freshen up or anything so jiminie if he looks a mess be nice

bbychick: i've seen him plenty of times when he first wakes up or on the verge of death

bbychick: nothing fazes me anymore

wwhandsome: das true love

hobihobi: it really is :')

bbychick: i love him a lot yanno

bbychick: he's the literal love of my life and i couldn't ask for anything better

bbychick: he's perfect

bbychick: i'm nOT cRYinG u ARe

namtiddies: aww jiminie

wwhandsome: this is so wholesome i love their love

bbychick: hyung is here now. bye guys!

hobihobi: have fun!! bring me leftovers!

gaytae: HAVE FUN BBY DONT STAY OUT TOO LATE

gaytae: "use protection you're too young for kids"

namtiddies: ,,,,is his break over yet

gaytae: nah i'm making him take the rest of the night off

gaytae: just found out this fucker stayed up to finish a 10 page essay

gaytae: scratch that he's been awake since yesterday

gaytae: dw if y'all don't hear from him for a few days. i'm making him sleep :)))

wwhandsome: lmaooo goodnight guys

namtiddies: they're an intense couple

kook:

gaytae: GET UR ASS BACK IN THIS BED RN BEFORE I CUT UR DICK OFF

kook: AKXJJSNSS COMING HONEY

wwhandsome: once again: ah young love :)

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sorry for this being so long! :( pls ignore the edits on jimin's pic i tried to make it as natural i could akxjsns my editing skills are limited lmao
anyway thank you so much for reading!!
-t.