[playbois gaybois chat]

hobihobi: y'all i think i'm in love

hobihobi: ......

hobihobi: someone congratulate me or i'm dying 😀🔫

wwhandsome: AWWWWW HOSEOKIE

wwhandsome: TELL US EVERYTHING

bbychick: DETAILSSSSSSSSS

gaytae: SPILL THE TEA HAWMIE

kook: you interrupted our cuddle session :(

hobihobi: ok and

hobihobi: that's what i thought

kook: i didn't even say anything

hobihobi: anygays

hobihobi: kai is so sweet :(((((

hobihobi: he held my hand nearly the entire time :(((((

hobihobi: he's so soft too and has the most precious laugh :(((((

hobihobi: he kissed my cheek when he walked me to the front door :(((((

hobihobi: he makes my heart feel t h i n g s

bbychick: JAJSJAHWN SO CUTW

wwhandsome: ADORABLE I SHIP IT SO HARD

gaytae: THATS SOPRECIOUS KSJSNNW I SHIP TOO

bbychick: i want a cute date like that :(

gaytae: oh i gotchu best friend

gaytae: @yoongi

wwhandsome: @yoongi

kook: @yoongi

namtiddies: @yoongi

gaytae: joonie hyung where tf did you come from

namtiddies: i just got here

namtiddies: also congrats hobi glad you had a nice time

bbychick: why are y'all @ing hyung lol

bbychick: he can't take me on a date

lil meow meow: i mean,,,, i could if you want to

lil meow meow: it doesn't have to mean anything

wwhandsome: ouch

[bbychick and gaytae chat]

bbychick: wtf does that mean

bbychick: and why does it hurt so bad

gaytae: he's just being dumb don't worry bby

[playbois gaybois chat]

bbychick: of course not lol

bbychick: it's fine hyung i meant someone else anyway lol

kook: oof

[lil meow meow and namtiddies chat]

lil meow meow: he likes someone????

lil meow meow: since when?????

namtiddies: i'm not sure hyung

namtiddies: i haven't heard anything from jinnie sorry

[playbois gaybois chat]

lil meow meow: yea of course lmao

lil meow meow: gtg doing work

namtiddies: well

hobihobi: that was

wwhandsome: inch resting

kook: jiminie u good

bbychick: yea why wouldn't i be

kook: oh no reason just checking

gaytae: jiminie are you home? i think i forgot my key

bbychick: yea i'm home. i'll leave it unlocked

hobihobi: tae leaving a cuddle session??? 😲

gaytae: lol yea i've got stuff to do

kook: want me to drive you back??

gaytae: why are you texting? you could've just asked

kook: i wanted to look like a good boyfriend in front of the hyungs

kook: sue me

wwhandsome: you're doing a good job kookie

wwhandsome: unlike someone

hobihobi: oh shit

namtiddies: @ me next time

wwhandsome: @namjoon

namtiddies: tf did i do

hobihobi: oh shIT

wwhandsome: you didn't offer me a ride the other day from work!

wwhandsome: you knew i was gonna stay behind and lock up yet you didn't offer me a rIDE

hobihobi: don't y'all live together

wwhandsome: y e s

namtiddies: i didn't think you needed a ride!

wwhandsome: namjoon what the FUCK

wwhandsome: it was 1am i was freezing cold and i had to w a l k

hobihobi: ooooh joonie you done fucked up bOI

namtiddies: why didn't you call me?! i would've came to pick you up!!

wwhandsome: i shouldn't need to ASK my boyfriend for a ride from WORK WHEN WE LIVE TOGETHER AND WE WORK AT THE SAME PLACE

namtiddies: babe relax for a second

namtiddies: honestly i didn't think you needed a ride

namtiddies: i wasn't thinking straight and i'm sorry

namtiddies: is that why you've been acting different lately? ignoring me

hobihobi: imma just,,,, leave,,,,

wwhandsome: yes

wwhandsome: i know this isn't that big of a deal but this is the first time you've done something like this

namtiddies: i'm so sorry babe. i wasn't thinking straight that night. i had a lot of things on my mind

wwhandsome: what could be more important than my safety??

namtiddies: nothing. absolutely nothing. i'm so so sorry

namtiddies: how about we close up early tonight and we go out? we can try that new place downtown

wwhandsome: hmm alright joonie

wwhandsome: i'm sorry for overreacting

namtiddies: it's ok i understand. i won't do it again i promise

namtiddies: i love you❤️

wwhandsome: love you too❤️
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kook: i love my parents :')

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i know this is a yoonmin book i gotta include cute namjin! gonna throw in some taekook too! i know it doesn't seem like they're established but they are kakjsns

more yoonmin to come and their past, i promise
-t.