[playbois gaybois chat]

wwhandsome: y'all won't believe what jungkook just did

wwhandsome: i thought i raised him beTTER

kook: hyung,,, it's not that serious ffs

bbychick: what'd he do jinnie?

kook: literally nothing i-

wwhandsome: HE CALLED ME UGLY

hobihobi: you blow up the chat,,, bc the fetus called you,,,, ugly

hobihobi: seokjin eye-

lil meow meow: seokjin you're so jobless it hurts

wwhandsome: THE FETUS CALLED ME U G L Y

wwhandsome: y'all are dumber than y'all look if you think i'm gonna accept this disrespekt

bbychick: ,,,,but hyung,,,,

kook: it really isn't that big of a deal. sometimes you're ugly sometimes you're not

lil meow meow: gotta agree with the baby on this one

gaytae: we're all a lil ugly jin hyung it's ok

gaytae: except for me

gaytae: i'm perfect

kook: ^^^

hobihobi: hush jungkook you only agree with him bc you're biased

kook: correct

gaytae: lol

wwhandsome: hellooooo can we get back to my problem

lil meow meow: no

bbychick: no

kook: no

gaytae: no

hobihobi: no

wwhandsome: that's it i'm pulling out the big guns

wwhandsome: JOONIEEEEEEE

wwhandsome: THEY'RE BULLYING MEEEEEEEE

kook: lol he hasn't been here the whole time you really think he's gonna-

namtiddies: hey back off my boyfriend guys :(

bbychick: damn that's love

namtiddies: you're beautiful babe don't listen to the fetus

kook: oK

kook: thATS ENOUGH

kook: I WAS OK WITH IT THE FIRST FEW TIMES AND I WAS LIKE OK MAYBE THEY'LL STOP SO I WON'T SAY ANYTHING

kook: BUT NOW IM MAD

hobihobi: oh lord

kook: STOP CALLING ME A DAMN FETUS

kook: IM NOT EVEN THAT YOUNG

kook: MY MUSCLES ARE BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOU C O M B I N E D

kook: I WILL F I G H T

lil meow meow: oh no the baby's mad

bbychick: does baby koo want his bottle? are you hungry little guy?

kook: >:(

gaytae: aww leave him alone guys he's upset

gaytae: kookie wanna come over after your classes? we can cuddle uwu

kook: yes :(

hobihobi: alright now time to bully jimin

bbychick: whaaaa :(

lil meow meow: hoseok :)

hobihobi: bully him with love

hobihobi: jiminie i love you so much uwu you're the sweetest person ever and have the biggest heart <3

lil meow meow: better

bbychick: awww hobi hyung! i love you too :D

wwhandsome: we love a protective boyfriend

lil meow meow: why are you still here

bbychick: boyfriend?

lil meow meow: ignore him bby he's an idiot

wwhandsome: baby

hobihobi: baby

gaytae: baby

kook: baby

namtiddies: baby

bbychick: what? :(

bbychick: yoongi hyung calls me that all the time :(

gaytae: oh does he now?

bbychick: mhm! :D

bbychick: i have to go now! my class is starting soon! bye byeeee

hobihobi: well

namtiddies: yoongi

lil meow meow: shut up

namtiddies: ok

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end of chapter 1! i hope you guys liked it! thank you!

-t.