[gaytae added kook, wwhandsome, hobihobi, & namtiddies to the chat]

[gaytae named the chat yoonmin get ur shit together]

gaytae: guys it's time

gaytae: it's been like 6 years now

wwhandsome: i agree

hobihobi: ooooh are we doin sneaky shit??

kook: can we be charlie's angels

kook:

kook: i'm prepared

gaytae: BABE AHXJSNNS

namtiddies: while i agree hyung and jiminie need to get it together, they need to figure it out on their own

wwhandsome: you're so boring joonie

kook: yea dad get with the times

namtiddies: sigh

hobihobi: what's the plan taetae?

gaytae: the good ol' "let's plan a hang out but everyone make up a shitty excuse why they can't go, leaving those two to go on a date"

gaytae: ya know the usual

namtiddies: tae hate to break it to ya but-

wwhandsome: thAT THE MOST GREATEST PLAN EVER

hobihobi: YESYESUES IT NEVER FAILS

kook: wow my boyfriend is the smartest

kook: you've been bumped down dad sorry not sorry

namtiddies: sigh😔

namtiddies: it's fine son

namtiddies: i'll think of shitty excuses rn

gaytae: alright cool i'll let the other two know in the gc

[playbois gaybois chat]

gaytae: SOUL MATEEEEEEEEEE

gaytae: I NEED YOU :(((

bbychick: i'm hERE

bbychick: WHAT DO YOU NEED MY LOVE

gaytae: :) i love you

bbychick: aw i love you too :)

hobihobi: y'all are gross

gaytae: my dear soulmate can you get yoongi hyung in here

gaytae: i got important shit to say

kook: love how jimin is the only one to get hyung to respond

bbychick: hey where's my hyung :<

lil meow meow: i'm here

wwhandsome: OOP

namtiddies: did u do that in purpose or???

hobihobi: JAJSNANS

kook: damn hyung is good at this

kook: teach me senpai 😩😩

bbychick: hi yoonie~ :D

lil meow meow: hi jiminie

lil meow meow: @tae tf u want

gaytae: gReAt now that everyone is here

gaytae: clear your schedule for saturday :)

gaytae: we're all hanging out :)

bbychick: if y'all didn't know, :) means you can't say no

wwhandsome: joonie's and i schedule is clear taetae 😌

namtiddies: i- sure

hobihobi: i can take a day off for you tae bb

kook: i have no life so of course i'll be there

bbychick: i thought you were grounded for the flying pan

kook: i have my ways

gaytae: bby don't sneak out :(

hobihobi: what ways are those

kook: dw babe i won't

kook: mind ya own hobi hyung

lil meow meow: yea sure

lil meow meow: i'm goin back to work now

lil meow meow: cmon jiminie

bbychick: otayyy hyungie

gaytae: wait

gaytae: you're with hyung

gaytae: i thought you said you were going to the store

bbychick: i did!!

gaytae: u trICK ASS BITCH

kook: DAMN JIMIN HYUNGGGGG

bbychick: hyung wants to cuddle nap!!

bbychick: gotta zayn!!

gaytae: biTCHGET BACK HERE

gaytae: IM FUCKIN STARVUNG

kook: w h a t

kook: HERE I COME BABE

kook: oh and jimin ur on the fuckin list bitch :)

wwhandsome: your kids are crazy joonie

namtiddies: right. my kids.

wwhandsome: :)

hobihobi: IM CACKLING AJSHSNSNS