[bbychick, lil meow meow chat]

bbychick: you left me :(

lil meow meow: I know baby im sorry

lil meow meow: feel free to stay and eat anything you want

bbychick: no its ok! i'll leave. don't wanna be in your personal space aha

lil meow meow: don't worry. just stay baby. i'll be home in a couple of hours anyway

bbychick: are you sure...?

lil meow meow: yes i'm sure. want me to bring back something? I know I only have ramen in there

bbychick: no thanks hyung :)

bbychick: see you later then!

lil meow meow: see you later baby :)
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[bbychick, gaytae chat]

bbychick: taetae I'm royally f u c k e d

gaytae: oh no

gaytae: what did yOU DO

gaytae: PLS TELL ME YOU DIDN'T SUCK HIS DICK

bbychick: tae I didn't-

gaytae: WAIT LEMME GET KOOK

[gaytae added kook to the chat]

kook: no

gaytae: shUT UP AND LISTEN

bbychick: hi kookie :D

kook: hey hyung

gaytae: OUR MINNIE HERE POSSIBLY SUCKED YOONGI HYUNG'S DICK LAST NIGHT OR 10 MINS AGO SO WE NEED TO STAGE AN INTERVENTION FOR HIM. THERE WILL BE NO DICK SUCKING OR BREAKING HEARTS AROUND HERE SO JIMIN DID YOONGI LEAVE YOU AFTERWARDS OR ARE YALL CUDDLING RN???

kook: wtf

bbychick: tae as much as I love you

kook: which I don't understand how or why

bbychick: I don't need an intervention

gaytae: WHY NOT

bbychick: bc 1) I didnt suck his dick

bbychick: 2) he left a bit ago for something and told me I could stay until he got back

gaytae: damn really??

gaytae: that's fuckin trust

gaytae: I could never

kook: uh-

kook: anyway

kook: why am I here?

gaytae: for the intervention but I guess not anymore

gaytae: be gone thot

kook: wait-

[kook has been removed]

bbychick: damn no mercy huh

gaytae: hell no

gaytae: anyway why are you royally fucked again

bbychick: bc yoongi left me in his house a l o n e

bbychick: like he trusts me or some shit

gaytae: he does but go off

bbychick: also I'm fucking in love

bbychick: I say this all the time but his bed smells so good :(

bbychick: I'm rolling around in it to smell like him

bbychick: everything in this chat is confidential kim taehyung

gaytae: AW AW AW

gaytae: don't let me stop you uwu

gaytae: but minnie you gotta tell him :/

bbychick: you keep saying that

gaytae: bc its true

bbychick: I can't tae and you know that

bbychick: he's had rough relationships and I don't wanna add to the list

gaytae: you're not like those other assholes minnie

gaytae: you're different

gaytae: have you seen the way he looks at you?

gaytae: he knows you're different and that you won't hurt him

gaytae: he won't hurt you either

gaytae: so pls minnie do yourself and him a favor

bbychick: ...I'll think about it

bbychick: that's the only answer I'm giving you

bbychick: now facetime me to watch me burn down the apartment making ramen :)

gaytae: fine

gaytae: anything for you <3

[incoming facetime call...]

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HI HELLO IM ALIVE

I have realized I'm bad at editing my own shit :))))

anyway their names and such are supposed to be bold and/or italicized but I didnt do that last chap lol

so I'll try to from now

have a good one and thank you so much for reading

-t.