[playbois gaybois chat]

wwhandsome: are y'all alive

wwhandsome: we've got important things to discuss

kook: who is we

namtiddies: i'm here babe

wwhandsome: jungkook you're on thin fuckin ice

wwhandsome: hi joonie bear :D

gaytae: what's up hyung

bbychick: hi~

lil meow meow: hey jiminie

wwhandsome: ruDE YOONGI

wwhandsome: anYGAYS

wwhandsome: our beautiful sunshine boy is ready for his date

wwhandsome:

gaytae: OOOOOHHHH SHIT HOBI HYUNG

bbychick: YOU LOOK HOT AS FUCKKK

gaytae: DAMN CAN YOU DATE ME INSTEAD

bbychick: NAH FUCK TAE DATE ME HYUNG

namtiddies: you look good af hobi

hobihobi: AAAAHHH THANK YOU GUYS ^~^

hobihobi: IM BLUSHING UWU

wwhandsome: can confirm he's blushing and it's cute af

kook: WHEW I HAVE A SUCH GOOD LOOKING HYUNG

kook:

hobihobi: jungkook akxjsjsk

hobihobi: also i'll gladly date both tae and jiminie ;)

gaytae: if kai doesn't suck your dick after the date i will

bbychick: hey!! i want to suck his dick! back off tae!

namtiddies: oh boi

hobihobi: boys boys there's enough hobi to go around

kook: i should be jealous but i kinda want to suck hobi's dick too 👀

wwhandsome: yoongles

lil meow meow: what

lil meow meow: and don't call me yoongles

wwhandsome: jimin wants to suck hobi's dick

lil meow meow: don't we all

hobihobi: YOONGI KSJSNAJSJA

namtiddies: THAT IS THE GREATEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY JAJSJJS

gaytae: he's not wrong

bbychick: intellectuals only 👏

kook: so are we all down for an orgy after hobi's date? say LITTY

bbychick: LITTY LITTY

gaytae: L I T T Y 🔥

namtiddies: lowkey litty

lil meow meow: litty

wwhandsome: y'all are so annoying

hobihobi: y'all are so thoughtful

hobihobi: i have the best friends ever :')

hobihobi: i'm not even offended that jinnie hyung doesn't wanna suck me off :')

kook: yes you are

gaytae: yes you are

bbychick: yes you are

namtiddies: yes you are

lil meow meow: yes you are

wwhandsome: yes you are

hobihobi: i take that back

hobihobi: y'all are the worst

gaytae: we love you too hobi hyung!!

hobihobi: n e wayz

hobihobi: i gotta go kai is here

namtiddies: good luck hobi!

bbychick: have fun!!! love you!!!

gaytae: use protection!!!

kook: or not if you're feeling kinky ;)

hobihobi: YALL ARE ANNOYING BYE MY PHONE IS OFF :)

gaytae: he loves us :)

lil meow meow: disgusting

namtiddies: in the meantime

namtiddies: can i call you yoongles?

lil meow meow: what no fuck off

gaytae: can i call you yoongles

lil meow meow: no

kook: can i call you yoongles

lil meow meow: no srsly

bbychick: can i call you yoongles

lil meow meow: ...

lil meow meow: i'll think about it

namtiddies: favoritism!!

lil meow meow: and what about it

gaytae: this is homophobic

kook:

lil meow meow: y'all are so fuckin annoying

bbychick: even me hyung? :(

lil meow meow: nope never you

kook:

bbychick: :D

wwhandsome: jungkook stop fucking responding with memes

kook:

wwhandsome: namjoon why is your son like this

namtiddies: my who

gaytae: OOP-

bbychick: MSJSNJS

wwhandsome: your son :)

namtiddies: w h o

kook:

gaytae: AHAHAHAH

bbychick: damn poor kookie

bbychick: press f to pay respects 😔✊

gaytae: f

kook: f

lil meow meow: f

namtiddies: f

wwhandsome: y'all are annoying

namtiddies: is annoying the word of the day??

gaytae: that's the word of the day every day in this chat

bbychick: you right as hell

kook:

namtiddies: DAMMIT JUNGKOOK

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thanks for reading!!
-t.