[playbois gaybois chat]

gaytae: so all of us are in relationships

gaytae: how bout that

namtiddies: you sound disappointed

gaytae: u know i never asked

gaytae: joonie hyung how are u always answering the gc

gaytae: do u not have work

namtiddies: i only do appts

namtiddies: we accept walk-ins but personally i only do appts

gaytae: so u don't have very many appts then

gaytae: r u that bad of a tattooist????

bbychick: AHAHAHAHA

namtiddies: tae ur grounded

namtiddies: jimin too

bbychick: wait no i- :(((

gaytae: dammit

namtiddies: u shouldn't have laughed

bbychick: :((((( i'm sorry

lil meow meow: namjoon.

namtiddies: in second thot jimin ur free

namtiddies: no longer grounded ily

lil meow meow: thank you.

bbychick: :DDD

bbychick: yoonie when are u coming back? i mith u :(

gaytae: yoonie

namtiddies: yoonie

kook: yoonie

wwhandsome: yoonie

hobihobi: yoonie

bbychick: where tf did all of y'all come from????

bbychick: yes i call him yoonie what about it 😠

kook: nothing

wwhandsome: it's cute that's all my lil dumpling

hobihobi: i think yoonmin might be the most vanilla couple akxjsnns

gaytae: wow hobi for once ur right

hobihobi: for once i-

wwhandsome: ,,,actually yea hobi is right. joonie and i are filthy tbh

namtiddies: babe what shush

wwhandsome: hehehe love u babe

kook: tae and i aren't that kinky

gaytae: we literally just did pet play last night

lil meow meow: wtf is a yoonmin

hobihobi: pet play alcjnsns

wwhandsome: oh was that fun? joonie let's try that

namtiddies: chOKES

bbychick: pet play?

gaytae: yoonmin is yours and jimins ship name

gaytae: yes jiminie pet play. as kinky as u are i'm surprised u don't know

bbychick: tae hushshshsbcjnx

lil meow meow: ?

bbychick: notHING YOONIE AHAHAHAH

kook:

wwhandsome: dammit jungkook

gaytae: oh y'all don't know??? well except for jin hyung

wwhandsome: :)

gaytae: jimin is kinky as h e l l

bbychick: TAEHYUNG SHUT THE HELL UP RIGHT NOWSLKSJCSN

gaytae: yoongi hyung wanna know what jimin tells me??? he wants you to do a lot of filthy things with ur hands

bbychick:

hobihobi: JIMIN MAKSNSN ITS NOT THAT BAD

lil meow meow: tell me one, tae. i wanna hear the rest from jimin himself :)

bbychick: oh this man wants me dead

kook: damn jimin hyung is goin thru it😔✊

gaytae: i'm very glad to hear that yoongi :))))

gaytae: all i'm gonna say is

gaytae: he really loves your hands

gaytae: really really really loooooves ur hands

gaytae: and wants them around his neck :)

bbychick: i have died and gone to heLL

bbychick: THATS WHERE I BELONG AND TAE IS COMING WITH ME

bbychick: u too kookie

kook: y me

bbychick: tae can't live without your dick

kook: true

lil meow meow: thanks tae i'll keep that in mind :)

bbychick: oh n o

bbychick: tae what have you doNE

bbychick: y'all don't understand how he IS

bbychick: HE'S A MENACE

hobihobi: jimin i fuckin can't kajxjsjs

bbychick: we've been dating for like 3 weeks now but yoongi is different behIND CLOSED DOORS

lil meow meow: denying it will do me no good

namtiddies: hyung w h a t

bbychick: hes c r a z y

gaytae: wbk

bbychick: i keep telling you you donT KNOW

kook: hyung????

lil meow meow: yes jungkook? :)

kook: ,,,nvm

lil meow meow: jimin i'm almost home :)

bbychick: NOOOOO

wwhandsome: what,,, what goes on in that apartment,,?

hobihobi: i wish i could tell u but i'm mostly at kai's place 😇

wwhandsome: o-okay

bbychick: GUYS HES BACK HELP MENSJSJ

bbychick: SENDHDLPXJZHS

bbychick: ALXISJNSNS

gaytae: it's been 10 mins now

kook: he's ded

wwhandsome: ah young love :)

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thanks for reading!!!!
-t.