[gaytae & bbychick chat]

gaytae: how was ur date yesterday?? :)

bbychick: i hate you don't talk to me :<

gaytae: minieeeeeee

gaytae: cmon now don't be like that

bbychick: ....

bbychick: I LOVED IT SO MUCH 😭😭😭

bbychick: HE WAS SO SOFT AND KIND AND GENTLE

bbychick: I MEAN HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT BUT IT WAS DIFFERENT IN PUBLIC

bbychick: taetae i love him so much 🥺

bbychick: he was so,,, boyfriend-y

bbychick: i want him to be my boyfriend😠

gaytae: ask!! him!! out!!

bbychick: noooo :(

bbychick: i don't think he's ready for a relationship

bbychick: especially with someone as annoying as me

gaytae: bby you're not annoying. don't say that

gaytae: yoongi loves you and so do we

gaytae: he may love you enough to fuck you

bbychick: you don't love me enough to fuck me?

gaytae: jimin you'd be the first one

gaytae: if i didn't love kookie and you didn't love yoongi we'd be fucking rn i swear

bbychick: TAE JSJSJSNS

bbychick: you're the best

bbychick: let me give you a brojob when you come home

gaytae: i'm on my wAY

bbychick: SKSJSKJS

[gaybois playbois chat]

gaytae: y'all tell me why i just seen our bby hobi up against a wall with his T.A👀

wwhandsome: YOU SAW WHAT

kook: YAAAAS GET IT HYUNG 👏👏

namtiddies: i thought jimin was our baby

gaytae: but hobi is babie too

gaytae: have you seen him??

gaytae:

wwhandsome: AWWWW KDJSHJS

bbychick: LOOK AT THE LIL FLOWER😭😭

gaytae: OUR BABY SUNSHINE

bbychick: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

namtiddies: @hobi stop eating kai's face and come in for a sec

kook: @hobi

bbychick: @hobi :(((

wwhandsome: @hobi babyyyyyy

hobihobi: whAT DO U IDIOTS WANT

hobihobi: oh

kook: idiots skxjsnns

hobihobi: i love you guys so much🥺🥺

hobihobi: ok gOTTA GO NOW

wwhandsome: someone's busy i guess

bbychick: they're so cute i love

bbychick: why am i sO LONELY

kook: aye i got a friend

kook: i can slide you his number rn

gaytae: jungkook

namtiddies: 👀

wwhandsome: 👀

kook: yea babe?

bbychick: who is he? 👉👈

gaytae: park jimin

kook: my chem partner jaebeom

kook: he looks a lil emo and scary but he's really nice i promise😌

namtiddies: sounds like yoongi hyung

gaytae: why is no one listening to me

wwhandsome: poor taetae

kook: that's y i'm offering joonie hyung

kook: jimin has a type apparently

bbychick: i do not have a type!!!

bbychick: what makes you think that?!

gaytae: remember wonwoo from 10th grade

kook: then hyunjin in 11th

wwhandsome: changbin in 12th

namtiddies: jinwoo last year

bbychick: NXJSJSJS

bbychick: WE DONT SPEAK OF HYUNJIN SIXJJA

bbychick: how DARE you say his name

namtiddies: love how he didn't deny his type of guys

bbychick: ok fine!! i may or may not have a type!!

bbychick: doesn't mean anything!

wwhandsome: are you sure about that jiminie?

bbychick: LEAVE ME ALONE KSJSNS

[bbychick and lil meow meow chat]

lil meow meow: you never told me about hyunjin

bbychick: oh hi hyung

bbychick: he doesn't matter that's why you don't know

lil meow meow: i feel like i'm the only one who doesn't know

bbychick: only tae and kookie know all the details bc they were there

bbychick: everyone else just knows i dated some guy

lil meow meow: can i know? is this something you can tell me?

bbychick: uh i guess

bbychick: idk why you'd wanna know though :/

lil meow meow: considering your reaction in the gc

bbychick: fair point

bbychick: anyway i dated hyunjin back in 11th grade

bbychick: he wasn't a bad guy just a lil weird and protective

bbychick: we were at a party and we got into an argument. we went outside to talk and he got really mad over a small thing and slapped me

bbychick: someone saw and helped me before hyunjin could do more. he was calling me every name in the damn book as the house owner kicked him out

bbychick: yea so we don't talk about him bc literally the next day he tried to act all nice shit. i broke up with him obviously but i told you he was weird so he would watch me a lot until he had to move away

bbychick: the end :)

lil meow meow: what the actual fuck

lil meow meow: why the fuck didn't i know about this

lil meow meow: baby we've been friends for years

bbychick: it doesn't matter! we weren't even dating that long so i wasn't like heartbroken or anything

bbychick: it was useless to tell you

lil meow meow: useless? jimin nothing about that was useless

bbychick: even if i told you, you wouldn't be able to do anything about it. not then and definitely not now

lil meow meow: i could've done something! you didn't even give me a chance!

bbychick: yoongi it literally doesn't matter! it didn't matter back then and sure as hell doesn't matter now! i got over it! it's been years!

bbychick: why are you so hellbent on this?

lil meow meow: you got hurt jimin! are you not understanding that?!

bbychick: yoongi it was literally one slap. you're acting like he punched and kicked me

lil meow meow: he could've

bbychick: but he didn't

bbychick: now drop it pls

bbychick: this is why i don't talk about it

lil meow meow: fine whatever

bbychick: are you mad at me?

lil meow meow: no i could never

bbychick: i feel like you are

lil meow meow: i am mad but not at you. i'm mad at myself

bbychick: you were busy with family stuff at the time. there was nothing you could've done

lil meow meow: i know and that's why i'm mad. i could've asked or something

bbychick: again, it doesn't matter yoongi. pls just leave it alone. stop blaming yourself. it's useless

lil meow meow: alright fine ok

lil meow meow: wanna come over? we could watch movies and nap

bbychick: yea that sounds nice. be there in 20 💖

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sorry for being gone so long! thank you for reading!
t.