Me: Here mom let's move here it's affordable and where I wanna be...

Mom: I'm not moving there I'll be singing Gator on the lawn!!

Me: C'mon we'll move there and raise baby gators!!

Mom: I'm not getting a Gator!!

Me: You better get used to it if we move there I'm gettin' a gator... fuck guard dogs I'm get me a guard gator!!

Mom: Oh boy I can see you now luring your exes to the backyard!!

Me: Could you imagine if a burglar tries to rob is? I'd be like fluffy attack!!

Mom: You'd be like oh Fluffy I forgot to feed ya oh look there's some fresh meat for ya enjoy!!

Me: Oh hell yes!! *talking to sibling* So I told mom I want a guard gator... and she said I'd probably feed my exes to him...And I'm like fuck yes!!

Bro: And you wonder why you're single... Hah I can see it now.... salesman comes to the door and won't leave you scream Fluffy ex boyfriend and his head perks up and he goes after the salesman!!...

Me: Feet hanging out of his mouth... I wanna raise baby Gators to adult ones...

Bro: It's illegal to...

Me: Not uh... Sides I'll just let it loose in the river when I need to let it go...

Bro: That's illegal too it's abandonment...

Me: I'll put him in a reservation!!

Bro: Can't... Damned it you keep it, damned if you give him away...

Me: I'm keeping him he'll be my guard gator!!

Bro: Fuck that I wanna see a guard flamingo!!

Me: Oh dear god!!

Bro: It'll be the best thing to see...

Me: I wanna see a guard snake!!

Bro: Oh man like a guard anaconda?!

Me: Yes!!

Bro: He doesn't like that if you're nice to him he won't do what anacondas do best, poor thing we saved him from a Nicki Minaj video... God knows what she was gonna do with him..

Me: 😂😂😂😂

xBiggles🦄