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Friend: How far away is the flat you're looking at? X

Me: About one Mike from city centre X

*mile not Mike

Friend: I was wondering what you meant by Mike  mongo! X

Me: Autocorrect strike again X

Friend: Hahahaha X

Me: Still can't get over the price, most places you can't even get a one bedroom flat for that c

*c

*lo

*x

FINALLY

Friend: Lol!   why is it you want to move out anyway? You being made to or just want to X

Me: But if boat, kinda want my own place but also because I've been annoying my mum X

*bit of both

F*CK SAKE AUTOCORRECT

Friend: LOL

Me: How did I know you were laughing at me? X