Adam: Bro, did you know that my girlfriend isn't Sarah? She says she's Shirley.

Hunt: I knew that.

Adam: The fuck? How come you never told me? You just made a fool out of me in this book.

Hunt: Are you high?

Adam: Yes.

Hunt: Yes, I made a fool out of you.

Adam: Do you have a life insurance?

Hunt: Yes, my girlfriend is the payee.

Adam: Congratulate her, she's gonna be rich.