Chapter 9
Waddling their way downtown, John and George may have smashed through a few buildings on their way to Gluttony's location, but thankfully it wouldn't be too hard to rebuild. "Alright I think I see her!" George called. "She's at Central Park with a whole lot of American fatties! Or are those guys more of her followers, it's hard to tell."
"Oh very funny Harrison, also I'M the jokester around here!" John grumbled. "Now let's get this over with so we can lose weight and go fight the next sin, wherever it may be."
"Right."
It might have been a short walk to the park, but taking the size and shape the two were in right now it took nearly two hours! But they made it thankfully. "Alright Gluttony! Your reign of terror is over!!"
Looking behind her, Gluttony was shocked to see John and George still mobile despite their massive girth. "What?! How are you here right now?! You're not really mortals are you?"
"No way!" John smirked. "We're angels and about to kick your bus sized butt!!"
"Well we'll see about that! Get them my followers!"
All the obese demons around her immediately stopped what they were doing and gave John and George deep glares. But before they could attack, George knocked them all away with his screech. "You were dumb enough to use spiritual energy as a fattening agent to all the food you sold. We've been powered up!"
"And I'll give you a small taste of what I can do now!" Taking a deep breath, John spread his blue flames across Gluttony's gigantic body. "Oh and before I forget, fat is a highly flammable substance." Grinning as he saw her burn up into a pile of ashes. "Well that was easy."
But then all of a sudden, Gluttony appeared behind John and started choking him. "Don't let your guard down too easily stupid angel, I'm not as weak as Lust was."
"John!!" Waddling towards his bandmate, he pushed her aside. "Hm, seems like the younger one snapped out of his trance. No matter, you'll be one of my own once again with the help of this." She then summoned a giant milkshake in front of George who immediately started drooling. "So.. Much... No! I.. Need to.. Resist.. GAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
And with that scream, George sent powerful sound waves out that pierced through Gluttony's flab upon impact. "Good shot Geo!" John exclaimed. "Now to finish her off!" Taking another deep breath, John was about to shoot a stream of fire at Gluttony's while she was still dazed, but George stopped him. "I want to finish her off this time, after what she did to me!"
Smirking at his bandmate, John patted him on the back and agreed. "Tear her to pieces baby brother!"
"Hey I'm not that young! Also that was Paul's line." Stomping over at the sin, George took in a large gulp of air and sent a powerful screech at her. "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MAKING ME EAT MEAT!!!!"
"AAAAAARRGGGHH!!!" And with that, the sin was shattered like a fragile piece of glass. "She was harder than Lust was that's for sure." John panted. "But on the bright side we're slim again!"
Looking down, George could finally see his feet. "Alright! Now just after a little cleanup we can go and do some more butt whooping with the next sin! Also I'll need to watch my diet, this time I'll make sure to stop eating so much so something like this doesn't happen again."
Pulling George into a hug, John replied with: "That's good to know Georgie boy. Now c'mon, there's another sin just waiting for us to send back to hell! But first I think we should deposit pence into that dumpster."
So after both bad presidents had been thrown into the bin, the two spread their wings a flew off. "Where to now?" George asked in mid-flight.
"Umm.. I dunno really.. I guess somewhere to rest maybe?.. I'm so tired all of a sudden.." John replied, yawning with every sentence.
"John.. We've been doing nothing but eating and sleeping for the past few days, I know you're lazy but this is ridiculous!"
"I'll take a short nap.. Goodnight.."
"JOHN!!!" Diving down, George quickly caught his sleeping bandmate before he could hit the freezing ocean below. "I can't carry him all the way across the earth.. But Antarctica is the closest continent available, though I doubt any of them wanted to take over.. But I think I should check just to be sure.." Reaching the frozen wasteland, George built a small cave in the ice. "Maybe.. No George, this is no time to rest, I need to get some blankets so we don't freeze out here!" Shivering outside, the younger man went to look for some supplies that other explorers might have left behind. Thankfully he did manage to find two blankets and a canteen full of fresh water. George also managed to get John up so he could make a small fire to keep them both warm. "I think now I regret us losing weight before heading out.." He moaned. "
Meanwhile farther into another cave was, surprisingly another sin. "Ahh.. My influence has finally gotten one of the humans! I would have gone out to get one of them myself, but I just don't want to leave and crawl around in the snow like those penguins over there.. Aw well, one is better than nothing, well two really. Stu!"
"Yes master Sloth?.."
"Get me another drink, I want to see what happens to those guys."
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