Chapter 18
It was Asia ho for these boys! And since the story is still technically taking place in early 2017 there were no repercussions from going outside of the country for a visit. But seriously people stay indoors, socially distance and don't gather in large crowds just because the records went down by a smidge!
"Even with the vaccine, stay inside and don't go outside unless you absolutely have to. But now back to three years ago when the only global pandemic was climate change." George announced, drying off on land. "Whew, high time we head on over to Asia right? I think I might know what sin is right here!"
"Do you now Georgie Porgie?" John smirked.
"Of course I do! I've been the only one actually doing anything for this entire story, I had to snap you out of both Lust and Sloth's trances, I managed to single handedly beat Gluttony with one swift sonic shriek."
"Oh so now your scream attack has a name?"
I think it's pretty clear wh-"No it isn't! I was about to say the sin right here is none other than Pride! And with me around I'll be taking over this story!!"
And so the brave and heroic George Harrison lead his two bandmates through the final two countries and defeated Pride and Envy with one whiff of his angel powers, he gained a medal, a whole garden dedicated to himself and Heaven was renamed Harrisonland! The End!
.................... Okay I know I have been working on this story for like five years now but seriously that was really uncalled for! I'll get this done I just get too distracted by my brand new ideas, but I swear this, Two of Us, Snake City, the You Pick The Plots and My Boyfriend Is A Demon will be finished before 2022! And if it isn't all you commenters can roast me on my procrastinating in the comments.
"Pfft yeah, I already saw your concept of WereBlubber 2 in your google docs. Did you just decide to make a new chapter just so you could make a whole bunch of fourth wall breaking jokes or are we gonna actually do something? Because George is acting super weird all of a sudden."
Well there is this other thing that you should know about. You're just about to find a very familiar face in a very unfamiliar environment. "So you can bring me back to life if I just help you out?"
"More than that, you will become immortal. No one will be able to kill you, you'll roam earth until the end of time if you take out those three angelic imbeciles. You'll be known as the leader of all of demonkind once we all take over all of earth."
"Oh, dealing with Lennon is the only payment I'll need. He thought he could mess with me? Well he's in for a shock!"
Grinning, the hellish newcomer spread his black wings and took to the skies. "I'm surprised he managed to live for so long, with all the sins he has committed. No matter, once he's done his duty he'll live for even longer."
Wait, aren't big super villains like these supposed to double cross their cronies whenever they've served their purpose?
"Aha, you said served his purpose. We have a lot more planned for Mr. Spector."
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"You think we might find this sin in North Korea? That seems to be a big hot spot for this sort of stuff." John asked, riding atop the train they were on.
"Nah that's too obvious, not to mention that idea was scrapped in favor of a place the author felt was much more fitting for Pride to inhabit." George smirked, puffing his chest in pride.
"Oh great, what I'd like to know is how easily Hazza got affected yet we have no affect from the sin influence?"
"Well honestly he did do the most out of all of us in this entire story, but that doesn't mean we didn't help out! This'll be a tough one, with Avarice all we had to do was give to the poor and take down mega corporations ruining the rainforest."
"While Wrath was just us being nice. How are we supposed to make one more humble about themselves? And before the year is out?"
As Stu and John whispered to one another, a dark shadow loomed over the trio. "Huh?.. Oh.. Oh god it can't be!!"
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