"I don't even know if I wan'a do this here chapter thing anymore..." Bubbly groaned, banging her head against a window.

"None of us do!" Geno said.

"I think the commenters are nice!" Blue objected, Dust sticking out his tounge at Geno.

"Because of some of their comments, Bubbly went out for around two weeks when her dreams of being a real author were being questioned," Ink said, "Not to mention how she had to give away our ship spoilers."

"Wait, are you not being an author anymore?" Death asked, "You've wanted to do that like, forever now. And if you're dream has been crushed I don't mind helping you attack them."

"What, no!" Bubbly said, pulling open the first question, "I was just having a little panic about my future, but now I'm back and excited! Let's do this!"

"That... Uh... Sure is... Opinionated..." Blue said.

"Even I think that's going far," Death said.

"You think hot pink is going far," Fell said.

"Whatever," Death grumbled, hugging Geno.

"Yeah, I want Cross to love me, but I don't think making him cry in a corner is going to help..." Nightmare said, patting Cross' back as he sobbed.

"(You know his Father said no one would ever love him when he was younger, no? It's what made him lose his self esteem of ever even really looking for love or really fighting back against the people who hurt him throughout his life.)" Bubbly whispered.

"WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START!" Fell yelled, "THIS IS GOING F*CKING GREAT!"

~~~~~~

"Parents are overrated, no thanks," Dream said before Nightmare could answer.

"He's the more protective sibling, so I'll agree with him," Nightmare said, "But I think I'm starting to understand what I'm doing wrong. It won't pass into the real world, but here I'm getting an idea."

"Cross is too busy drowning himself in chocolate right now, so I don't think he'll be answering that, sorry," Lust said.

"We can apologize when him and Sans have come back," Error said.

"Wait, Sans is mad?" Sci asked.

"No, he's napping, the usual," Grillby answered.

~~~~~~

"I didn't get them until very recently, mainly a few years ago," Ink said, "So I had went most of my whole life without them. And I treated everyone coldly, so I went... Most of my life without friends."

"But now he was us!" Blue cheered, hugging Ink.

"Hands off," Error snapped, shoving him away, "You have Dust."

"I'm not sure if this was explained in full detail," Geno answered the second part, "I think it was just mentioned. But, basically I became it for the money, but my main aim was to find out who killed my brother and if they are dead right now. I just had an offer and I took it is what it really boils down to."

"And what about your pretty ring?" Death asked, "Which is just as pretty as you~"

"I wear it sometimes, but mostly when I'm alone and no one can see," Geno said, "I can't let Asgore see it... Who knows what he'd do to me."

"Astronomy is a field I very much enjoy," Sci agreed, "But that is more of a side hobby. I dabble in everything I can, really. All biology fields, chemistry fields, you name it, I've studied or at least dabbeled in it."

~~~~~~

"That's an interesting question," Horror said, "Do you want to become a vampire? It's painful and you scream a lot during the transformation, not to mention how you're stuck in bed a lot too."

"I don't think that's what their asking," Dream said.

"Well, there are multiple ways someone can be a vampire," Error answered, "You can be born into it, which depends on your genes. If one of your parents are a vampire, you'll be one too. If your grandparents were vampires, you have a pretty big chance. But if twins are born, they both come out as vampires or mortals, which is why it's confusing only Nightmare is a vampire and Dream isn't."

"Something went wrong with your genes, I guess," Sci said, "While you were being developed, an accident might've happened, who knows."

"I do!" Bubbly cheered, "And you aren't very far off. Y'all will find out edventually, don't fret!"

"You can also be turned, which is more painful, but it won't kill you," Killer added, "That's how most of us became vampires. You infect the soul with our goop stuff and it starts to spread, slowly infecting the soul. You become weak because of that, your powers go wild and you feel weak. There's usually a lot of throwing up involved too, since your body starts to learn that normal food won't sustain you any more. It's painful and emotional, really."

"So glad I never went through that!" Nightmare said, "And I get it guys, I'm starting to get the hang of it. So when Cross gets back I'll be less-"

"Insane? Crazy? Possessive? Yandere?" Sci asked.

"Yeah, yeah..." Nightmare grumbled, his spirit seeming defeated without Cross in the room.

~~~~~~

"I don't know how to explain it, it wasn't love at first sight really, but he was cute so I decided to listen to him, and when I heard him speak, and heard his story, I just... Wanted to get to know him more," Nightmare said, "And since I've never liked anyone before... I became kind of desperate and clingy."

"I helped explain to 'im," Bubbly said.

~~~~~

"Why not?" Error sighed, turning towards Ink on the couch.

"I don't care, go ahead," Ink said.

They sat in silence for a few moments as Error stared at Ink, a blue blush developing along his cheeks.

"Uh, yeah, kiss..." Error mumbled.

"You have to press your teeth against mine," Ink said, "That's how you kiss."

"Yeah, I know that!" Error snapped, "I'm just..."

"Flustered!" Dust and Blue sang.

"AM NOT!" Error yelled.

He pecked Ink on the teeth quickly, glaring at the two skeletons as he did, flipping them off too.

"And that didn't cause any emotions," Ink said.

"Let me speak from experience," Flowey said, "You don't get emotions without a soul or fake emotions, period."

~~~~~~

"I'm pretty sure they have two kids, one created by me'a and 'nother by 'nother person," Bubbly said, "Check out my Fan Art book if ya wanna see them. Kayori and Kaxy, I believe."

"Oh, I'm a nemo skeleton now," Dream said, tugging at his tail.

"Aw!" Killer said, smiling at Dream happily.

"Um, yeah, we can't have that," Sci said.

"But why not?" Killer whined.

"The idea of neko skeletons in Sanscest has already been taken on multiple stories," Sci said, tossing a blanket to cover Dream, "And there's whole books dedicated to the neko idea. So let's leave that for their books."

~~~~~~

"I don't think it's even possible to have sixty kids..." Geno said.

"Wanna find out?" Death asked.

"Not here please!" Lust yelled.

"Once again, mostly original children here, so his child is Geno, who will also be found in the fan art book if you so desire, r-"

"If they wanted to read it they would have, my Toby Fox, shut up!" Flowey yelled.

"I can't wait for our child either..." Nightmare sighed happily before snapping out of his day dream and slapping himself, "No, not right now!"

"I like HorrorLust, but BloodLust is fine," Horror said, "After all, I'm bloody atrractive, right?"

~~~~~~

"No," They all said at once.

"I think you need to elaborate," Bubbly said.

"Well, it can't change the past, so what's the point of giving up immortality?" Fell asked.

"Same situation for me," Nightmare said.

"I love being a vampire, no way," Death said.

"Well, it doesn't really affect me either way, so I'd keep the living forever thing, thank you," Killer said.

"I live in an awesome forest with my axe, no way would I change that!" Horror said.

"I say nay to the idea of not being a vampire that can torture people, so yeah," Dust said.

"I've been born a vampire, I don't think I can ever imagine not being one," Error said.

~~~~~~

"THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" Lust yelled, dancing around with his new jeans.

"Um, you still have your dress on..." Dream said.

"Oh, right," Lust said, taking off the jeans before he started to take off his dress.

"DON'T CHANGE IN FRONT OF US!" Blue yelped, covering his eye sockets.

"Oh come on!" Horror said, "Don't ruin it Blue!"

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Sorry, I was tired when I wrote this, which is probably why it seems rushed.

And I have a party I'm setting up, so I'll be out for a few days, since I'll be setting up, then hosting it, having a sleepover, then taking it down, I'll be very busy so no updates in a few days.

Also, if the characters seem a bit off, that's on purpose. Their not exactly themselves because they've been shut off for awhile and are trying to get into the swing of things again, like I am. That's why Geno didn't acknowledge Death's flirting, Dust isn't as weird, and Sans disappeared for practically the whole thing.