*Sk3tch has stumbled awkwardly onto the server.

Don't hate me pls I have a good explanation for disappearing for half a month.
More or less...

Well on the brightside, Team Crafted plays no mod Cops n' Robbers on the 8th HYPE MAN HYPE.
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Jason's POV
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"OW!"
If it really hurt you wouldn't have said ow.

"-who put that tree in the middle of the forest?!"
Jason what did your mother thell you about thinking before you speak.

"-who put that tree in the middle of the forest?!"
I have no clue but I'm taking a guess its the same person who planted a invisible cliff in front of you.
Kay damn it.

Jason asked as he walked head first into a tree.
#JasonGoals.

They had only been walking in the forest for a few minutes and they were already regretting it.
Ok, if you see a deep dark and dangerous forest on a abandoned island in the almost setting day -when you could have waited till day- your first idea is to walk in, right, now you regret it? You know what I hope Herob*tch pokes you on Facebook.

-so it was impossible to know where your going.
I love how they are completely ignoring the fact that they could -
a:) Go back to the shore.
B:)Chop off an area - using Jason, of course - then spend the night in a hut.
C:) Not. They could just not.

-Also, their were trees everywhere,-
*dramatically slaps face* OH. MY. GOD. BECKY. WHO KNEW THEIR WOULD BE TREES IN A FOREST. SOMEONE CALL THE 911.

-and their were also noises, they almost sounded animal like, yet none they ever heard before.
I imagine its just a Jacksfilms hiding in the forest chanting "Dank Memes. Dank memes. Dank memes."

There was something strange about the forest, something that couldn't be explained.
Basically Brits way of saying, "You WANT a explanation? DENIED."

-and they just wanted to escape.
-wait wait wait- I just realized. Nobody knew they were going to get captured. So were they really just planning to just walk to the other side of the forest? If they did make it to the other side, literal jack sh*t would have happened.
It would have just been the "Now That We're Men." scene of the Spongebob Movie all over again.

-Jason walked backward from the tree he just ran into,
Because of course that makes more sense than walking around the tree.
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THE MORE YOU KNOW.

-and walked straight into someone from the team, which caused both of them to almost fall over.
Jesus he must've been going sanic fast if he almost knocked someone over from walking backward.

"Hey, watch where your going!" He heard the person scream behind him.
Ians new name is either The Team Member #4 or The Person.

"Hey! Watch where your going!" He herad the person scream behind him.
If you haven't noticed you lovely decent human being, nobody can see sh*t in front of them and for some reason are boy cotting on torches. Save the ecosystem, ya know.

"Well sorry if I just ran into a tree!" Jason screamed back.
"Well sorry if I just ran into a tree!"
"Well sorry if I just ran into a tree?"
Nope no matter how you say it makes 0 sense.

"Good, do it again and it might knock some sense into you!" He heard another member of the team scream at him.
DAMIT JASON.

"Could we all just calm down?!" He heard Ty yell at all of them.
Ty is special MVP because he's the only one who gets to have a name in this forest.

"The Forest is strange-
Can I make a counter of how many times this is said? Im going to make a counter of how many Times this was said.

Forest v v spooki counter: Tree

-Ty was right, the forest was strange.
Spooki scurry forestz counter: Fuor.
Yes. Fuor.

-keeping them from thinking straight. "Let's keep walking."
This? This is why that one white person dies in that one horror movie.
"OMFG BECKAY DAT DOOR JUZ MOVED. BISH LETS CHECK IT OUT."
nO.

-he could tell they continued to walk, too, because he could hear their footsteps on the forest floor, snapping twigs and hitting the roots of the trees sticking out of the ground
.
Well I mean they wouldn't have been like "Screw this, I'm done." And just quit walking in the middle of a forest and become a hippie tribe settled in Minecraftia.

There's something wrong with the forest, Jason thought to himself-
No sh*t sherlock, didn't we already clarify that, fuor times? Speaking of which:
Deez Forestz be 3Dank5Me Counter: fiev

No forest could have these many trees crowded together in one spot-
If it's as tight as he says it is, how are they walking through it now, where there is room for roots to grow and trip over? And on top of that, WHAT WERE THEY GOING TO DO WHEN THEY GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?!

*cough cough* say Hello to Adele obviously *cough cough*

I regret typing that.

-and what are the chances that their would be a spot to land right where our boats were headed when we were in the sea?
That makes me think; so did Herobrian just spawn in a island? I'm sure bodil did not authorize said adjustments.

Also, sail long enough, you'll eventually hit land. Jason says it as if they were suppose to take a million turns, do a back flip, went hangliding, smack a deaf kid then turn a salt water lake into a ocean then get to a destination.
No Jason. No.

When all of a sudden he saw to lights.
Haven't you seen The Hobbit? Or every Scary movie ever?
Don't go near the light damit it's not what you think.

But unfortunately it wasn't the end of the forest.
You know the expression "light at the end of the tunnel?"
That doesn't work here cause A: it's still night time and B: it's a forest not a tunnel, CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGES JASON.

-he then realized the lights were actually to glowing white eyes, and they were staring straight at him.
Because of course it would've made more sense for it to be glowing white random lights than it to be the famous urban legend in every Minecraft book ever.

That's when it hit him.
R.I.P.

Oh no.
In that moment...

Jason realized...

He forgot his pads at home.

"Guys!" He screamed to the rest of the group. "I think it's a trap!"
Are you kidding me. Are. You. Kidding. Me.
Just right friggity fraggity now, you're just connected that the stupid random coincidental forest in the stupid random coincidental island isn't stupid random and coincidental?! You dissapoint me son.

But no one answered.

*But nobody came.

"Guys?!" He called again, hoping somebody would answer back.
Welp that just went south inhumanely fast.

-when he suddenly heard movement to his left.
To the left, To the left.
Don't turn around and look at flashlight eyes to the left-

- There were footsteps, they sounded rushed, then he realized their were more thay one person causing these footsteps and they were surrounding him.
Jesus Jason what are you a cat? I can barely even tell when someone is walking right behind me.

Jason prepared himself for a fight, when something hard and heavy hit him over the back of his head,
Jason: 0
Everyone but Jaosn: 1

-was surrounding him. Closer and closer and then...
He blacked out.
He need some milk.

Sin Count: 39

Sentance: Sponsoring Jason's Trip To Collage.
(- "Ow! Who put this tree in the middle of the forest?!-)

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~§{A/N:}§~

Yup. A/N still fancy as ever. So I haven't updated sense the 17th. Of January. *laughs akwardly* sooooo things have been happening, such as family issues, moving, testing to see if I can get into a Private school, alot. On top of that I have the attention span of a child, and I've been going to tournaments around the lower states of America.

...life's a bitch to schedules, okay?

I've finally got stuff sorted back out and and posts should be weekly again. Hopefully. Why do you guys put so much trust in me, geez what are you guys thinking?