Okay, so I'm watching Lazy Town (No duh I watch it almost every night before I go to bed on the weekend or my days off) and there's this one episode where Robbie has decided to steal a cake (Idk).

He's gonna dress up as a detective, eat the damn cake (that's got like 12 layers. I can barely eat 4 pieces of cake so what the hail) and alter all evidence to make it look like Sportacus did it.

... I hate that my brain is developed above these shows.

See, if I were 5 (the age I started watching this show), I'd be screaming at the TV (or in this case my laptop) about how Robbie's a 'meanie" and all that jazz, because, ya know, I was FIVE and I had idolized Sportacus at the time.

My brain, at the age 16, is sitting here pointing out all flaws in this plan:

1. It's not gonna work. Let's be real. Sportacus always ends up staying in town in the end.

2. The Kids like Sportacus too much to believe the evidence, if Robbie comes up with any liable evidence, and they'll probably be like "Oh it's okay. We can just make another one. We forgive Sportacus. HUG TIME" and I'll be sitting here like

3. I PAY ATTENTION, OKAY? I REMEMBER FROM PREVIOUS EPISODES (and skipping ahead a couple due to watching this on YouTube because it isn't on Netflix 😥) that Sportacus CANNOT EAT SUGAR because he goes into this "Sugar Meltdown" and collapses like this:

I'm sorry but I honestly think Sportacus is slightly diabetic. He takes ONE BITE of ANY sugar and he's out cold. Also, you'd think he'd learn to not take an apple from Robbie, or any other person in town he hasn't known for longer than a few days that he knows won't try to kill him with a sugar overdose by now, but you know. It's a kid's show.

But my point is that if they don't remember that he can't have sugar, I'm gonna flip my shit.

4. It's Robbie Rotten. He's an idiot. Like ALWAYS.

5. Pixel's the equivalent to an online stalker, who can literally see EVERYTHING IN TOWN WITH A CAMERA. He's probably got a camera on the Mayor's house for Christ sake. Just saying.

6. It's Sportacus. Come on. The hero always wins in a kid's show.

Okay. I'm good now. I'm sorry if you had no idea what I was talking about but read this anyway, and you spent a few minutes Googling what I actually was talking about.

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Love y'all.

Peace out I'm watching this then sleeping. 😴😴😴😶😘