Chapter 54

Cherub chapter eh nothing to much change here sooo read a long.

Warning: OOC, random craziness, Error past dark abuse, many other troubles if mention, cursing, killing, dark themes, racism mention, stuff children/teen shouldn't do, profanity, self-harm, suicidal moments, cheating, sexual moments mentioned, violence, smoking, drugs, alcohol, guns mention, animal death, cringe, bullying, yandere, possible musical/singing moments and bad flirts.

Error/Moxxie speaking

Voices/flashback/Text

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"Mox grab another one!"

"Grab it yourself."

"Your right by it!"

"You stole them."

"Hey they were free on the road. Not my fault the one who threw them out didn't realize they were still working."

"Now if only your phones can survive longer than all these TV." Moxxie grab another old-fashioned TV as his tail threw out the other one that got destroyed.

"Hey! I haven't destroyed a phone in the last three weeks. I called that a record."

"Got you there Mox."

"Now less bitching and turn it on Moxxie dear."

Moxxie rolls his eyes as his tail turns on the TV. Flip through channels when Blitz asked him too. What a wonderful day how to spend time at work.

Things at IMP have slowly gotten better. Little steps here and there. Blitz seems to have control over his impulses to spend money on certain things. Sure, may now and then do it. Either it be cheap or other ways of acquiring. Yet, it seems to have gotten better. Did feel 'hurt' when he found out Moxxie sew. At least fix a few things up.

Doesn't know about Flaw. Just that he sews.

So, after Blitz stop getting 'hurt'. He put Mox in charge to find somewhat decent human clothes disguises. Then would just alter than up for them when they go to the human world. It was a lot of clothes mind you. Now and then it can be demanding. There were fun moments you could say. Like when Blitz, Millie would ty the outfit on. Like their own fashion session. Loona only joins once by 'force' from Blitz. Didn't complain too much about it.

Also seem Blitz, Loona did talk things about after what happened from the Spring Break incident a few weeks ago. The pair was still well themselves. A topic they had privately.

Speaking of certain topics

Topics like Stolas for instance. Blitz may not fully say it but Moxxie has notice of lately how he will get snappy at Stolas on the phone. Lie really angry and can hear it sometimes from his office. Then push it off or hide so they didn't need to worry about it.

Same with Stolas of lately about Blitz. Or really was exaggerated whinnying of sorts. Not spending enough time or won't do certain things him.

Moxxie told them each time. He doesn't know how many times. To either stop this meetup or change this deal.

Nope. Either stubborn, excuses, or change the subject. Odd looks in their eyes.

He swears this was going to bite them in the ass one day. Could say that why he been looking at Stolas book as much as he can.  Just slightly hoping it won't come to it.

Now here he is changing the TV for his lazy boss. To pick a channel to be his 'target' practice.

"Stop it here Mox!"

He did and glanced at the TV screen.

Golden Gates appeared and opened up. Sees a shiny town in the clouds, and could see a sign that said "Cherub Town".

What a cherub again?

Then a small chubby toddle-boy-man who appeared in overall, circles on his cheek, small purple wings, a halo, light ginger hair and large light purple eyes.

Never mind he doesn't want to know.

"Well, Howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven ! Guess you did something good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's"

Then a song began to play next. No, it was a commercial jingle. Barely listen to it but study the toddle angel, two new companions that weren't human as they all sing.

One was a small female anthropomorphic sheep wearing a yellow dress with a pink bowtie, light yellow fur, small yellow wings, a halo, and large purple pupils with pink irises.

The other one was another anthropomorphic sheep that was male, he thinks they are wearing a light blue shirt with a bow tie, different shade of purple fur and skin, purple wing, a halo and large periwinkle eyes,

Moxxie stared at the pair like he was expecting a random fourth one in the background. They were kind of almost like them. Expect well save humans.

"Oh, we... are the C.H.E.R.U.B.! "

BOOM

There goes another TV Blitz just shot with his pistol.

"Nice one B!" Millie cheered sitting by Blitz.

"Gimme another one Mox." Blitz leaning back against the chair.

Moxxie sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on. The  logo appears.

"Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!"

Change the channel a demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing and holding a pitchfork.

"Uh-huh. Keep going, keep going, and keep goin'..."                                                                               "

Another channel turns and there stood. That's right, the same one who was selling convenient torches in Loo Loo Land. Till it got burned down well. He appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

"I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money!" Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face. "Please! I'm very desperate!"

"Bingo!"

BOOM

Another TV was destroyed.

"WOO! You're on a roll, sir!"

Then a shaking eruption began to happen.

"Guys" Loon waking up from her sleep. "Do you feel that?"

"Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?"

"That's possible?"

Millie holds onto Moxxie. "Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"

Moxxie gives Millie a deadpanned look. "I'm not panicking."

Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him. "STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!"

Moxxie gave Loona a similar look and wondered if everyone just lost it today being bored. Then of course he was thrown into the wall. Got up like it was nothing. Ready to go to it with that girl. Senses picked up and casually took a big step to the side.

The wall he was thrown at before was knocked down from what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. The smoke clears and sees a tall supervillain looking demon with a long black handlebar mustache, and a pair of green swirl goggles. He enters the room through the hole.

Three out of the four look ready to fight. The other one stared at the destroyed wall.

"Do not be afraid!" The sinner grins and extends his metal contraptions in loops.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing." Blitz asked him.

"Who are you, and what do you want?!" Millie holding out an axe

"I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!"

"Could a just used the door, dude."  Loona doesn't look amused "Doesn't need to be this whole thing.

"I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!" Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance.

Blitz sniffs him and flinches. "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"

"YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!"

"Just saying," Loona taps on her phone, ", the front door would've gotten you here fine."

"Shut up, dear furry!"

Loona growls in anger and ready to kill.

"This is the man I'm going to need you to kiiiill!" Loopty singsong as he holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed.

Blitz takes a photo of him. "Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the "O" is silent."

"What "O"?"

"Aww, thank you. Now what's the tea, sis?"

"The TEAAA?!"

"Why aren't we waiting for him to die? The guy looks ready to fall over any second." Moxxie asked as he stared at the picture.

"Yeah, why are we killing this guy? What did he do to you wanting to end his life well to end?" Blitz asked him.

"He was my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man! My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse, the aging process! It could've saved all three trillionaires! Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set FORWARD! By the time we managed to get out, it was too late! At least, for me! Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire WE BUILT TOGETHER! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the god damn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire, and get all the credit!"

The four IMP members looked at each other. What the heck?

"Ehhh, that's not really evil." Blitz being the one to point it out.

"It's evil towards me! Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!"

"Eh, y- y- y- You do know, Poopty," Blitz stopped when the sinner demon leans down dangerously.

"Looooptyyyy!"

"Of course! Of course. If we do kill him, though, and he ends up down here, y'know, you will be stuck with him. Forever."

"Oh, trust me." Loopty summons an array of weapons with his metal tentacles. It was guns, a launcher, and a circular saw blade. "I'm counting on it!"

"I want one."

"Right! Suit up time! Will get your soon to be dead coworker Loopty. But our share- "Blitz hand covered in cash. "Will call you when we get the old fart."

"Excellent! Tata!" Loopty jumps out the window.

One suited up montage time later and arrived on Earth. The I.M.P. crew wearing wigs with disguises on a tour bus. Blitz looked like a circus clown ready to sell drugs with sock puppet cat. Millie wears blond wavy hair with a hat ready to go garden shopping. Moxxie wearing a mustache and look like from old Britain. All three were wearing sunglasses. Hey, the humans fell for it.

Moxxie looks through binoculars at a big mansion. "Gee! I wonder whose house this is."

"And to your right is the home of famous inventor," The tour guide announced. The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones.

Blitz removes his sunglasses and looked at the two "Let's do it, gang!"

The three disguised imps jump off the tour bus with their weapons out. They looked like they were posing.

"Let's kill this rich guy!" Mille grinned big holding two swords.

The imps ran towards the mansion.

"And here you'll find three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!" The tour guide tells the crowd as they take pictures.

The Imps peer through the window at an old man Lyle. Look exactly like the picture they were shown.

"Wow. That machine really did a number on him." Moxxie commented.

"Goodbye my one true love." Lyle kisses a picture in his hands. The picture in the frame consists of dollar bills and a "free stock photos" watermark on it.  "All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value."

Lyle grabs the IV tube to make a noose out of an IV tube.

"Oh, fantastic! He's going to do our job for us!"

"Well, I guess we should just leav-Will you two not!" Moxxie twitch seeing the pair take stuff out to eat and drink.

"Hey got to make sure." Blitz eating popcorn.

Moxxie rolled his eyes and turned away. Nope he will not watch this. You want to do it fine. But he will not watch someone commit die. Wait what with the bright light from behind?

A force suddenly throws back Blitz, Millie. Then see the kitten sock flow away. Dammit! Now Blitz is going to be sad! Looks like there is indeed a teary eye Blitz. Note to self. Find that kitten sock or make a new one.

"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!"

What?

"Who the fuck are they?" Blitz sad face is now annoyed.

Moxxie turn around to see and was a bit surprised. "Wait, aren't those- "

"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" Cletus exclaimed happily. The same one they said on TV not too long ago. Same with his three companions.

"I hate filthy stinking orphan children!" Lyle complained.

"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven benefited by your amazing technological advances." Collin tells him.

"Oh, HELL no!" An angry Blitz marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly. "Don't forget- "

Blitz face plant on the floor. While Moxxie, Millie took the door instead.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our-Sir, do get up. "Moxxie not glancing at Blitz direction but Lyle. "-That you do what you want at this point of your situation."

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old and gross?" Millie asked him.

"Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!" Keenie flies around and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air.

"Nnnno!"

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!"

"He experimented on the poor."

"Why won't you let me die?"

"Oh, sounds like you need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?"

Moxxie tosses various weapons at Blitz. "Take a pick."

"He classier than that." Collin pouts and quickly takes the rifle away from Lyle. "There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!"

"Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months! "Millie sniffs Lyle. She becomes visibly ill, covers her mouth, and while holding Moxxie by the shoulder, vomits on the floor. Moxxie pat her back.

"Life can be beautiful at any age."

"And we'll show him!"

"Yeah!" All three Cherubs yells

"Nnnnno!" The two imps and human yells, the other Imp face palm.

C.H.E.R.U.B. takes Lyle, along with his bed outside to a hill, overlooking a forest and a lake.

"Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!"

"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this!"

"Mm-hm." Blitz appeared in a tiger costume, Millie and Moxxie behind him in cat outfits. "You're going to buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?"

Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief. Cletus gives a disappointed look.

"That is so inappropriate!" Keenie yells at him

Millie flips the double bird while insulting Keenie. "Oh, kiss our ass, prude!"

"Wait sir how you know that?"

"Questions for later!" Blitz shoves Lyle aside in the face and sits next to him. Brings out a pair of binoculars for him to look through. "Anyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close."

A group of bunnies and squirrels together. The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.

"Oh no!"

"S-S top looking!" Colin tries to tug his binoculars away.

"I can't stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!"

"Its parts of nature." Moxxie said dully not that phased of what going on.

A bear swipes a wolf to the ground and raises a paw to attack. The bear is then crushed by a falling tree, cut up by a beefy logger with a chainsaw. A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams. Both his arms are chopped off by the chainsaw and his body is skewered by a charging stage as lighting flashes.

Everyone freezes in horror.

"L-Let's go check out someplace else!" Cletus said nervously

Millie, Moxxie do a fist bump.

At a shopping mall. Lyle, in his bed, is pushed through a wall.

"Oh, Lord. Where are we now? Let me perish!"

"We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: childhood wonderment!"

Keenie motions to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus. Wait? Isn't it only November?

"Why, look at those sweet, disease-ridden vermin. Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood and their middle-class existence. Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this." Lyle looked at them.

"Hey, dipshOUCH I mean little brat!"

Blitz and Millie, who are dressed as elves, while a grumpy Moxxie wears a reindeer costume. Hand raised up when he smacks Blitz. They stand by Santa and a kid.

"Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?!"

Blitz rips off the red robe. "Santa" is revealed as an ugly gnome wearing a "#Cuties" shirt, all while making a gnome noise. The kids scream and run. Someone yelled out "Santa EVIL". Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes. A concerned Cletus pushes the bed away. Blitz and Millie laughed while Moxxie tackle down the gnome as they try to run away. Security came by and took them away. Apparently, this wasn't supposed to be the worker who plays Santa.

Now it was nighttime in the woods and saw a few cars. There was a wooden sign reading "Lover's Lookout, I guess..."

"Eh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!" Lyle sneered

"Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!" Cletus holding his hands together in awe.

"Money!"  Creepy hands rising up.

"No! Love." Collin rebutted back.

"I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice!"

"It's not too late, sir! You can still find- "

"HA!"

The four turn to see the Imps now in dresses, make up and wigs. Blitz was working it out wellbeing tall, blond and hot with his hot pink dress, pink boa. Millie by his side using extensions like she had long black hair again in a ponytail, a side bow, a light pink, white dress and ripped fishnet leggings. Moxxie wore a purple dress with a crop jacket, kept his scarf on, leggings, left his hair down and made it look like his horns were parts of a headband.

All of them rocking it.

"Nice try, ugly" Blitz pulls out a megaphone. "Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man?!"

All the cars speed away in an instant. Lyle becomes dejected.

Collin gets into, a very smug, Blitz face. "You know, you three are so utterly c- c- cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!"

"Then bring him to a nursing home to find 'love'. Or better yet why don't you actually bring him to people who might miss him. Oh, wait they are dead, don't care or like him thinking about money. Let him CHOOSE what he wants."

The three Cherubs gap at Moxxie.

"Tell them sassy Moxxie!" Blitz yelled at him and then took a quick picture. Millie did too.

Now at the opera house. A woman dressed as a Viking singing opera at an auditorium while on a fake unicorn. A well-dressed man plays a piano. The cherubs and the audience are well-dressed, too. Lyle only wears a bowtie.

"Behold! The wonder of art and music! Something always here to comfort, entertain, and live for!"

Up above the stage, we see our three imps.

"So, how do we make this bad?"

"We can't. Either you like opera or not. That's fact."

"Unless we ruin it somehow." Blitz had a mischievous grin and began to move the spotlight around the stage. The singer pauses and follows the light as Blitz moves it some more.

"She's not very good."

Blitz chuckles and moves the light faster and faster as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Then Blitz accidentally breaks the stage light off. The woman sings a final note before the light crushes her on stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the man nervously tries to keep playing the piano.

"Well, at least we made it bad." Blitz looks at Millie, Moxxie. Millie grin while Moxxie face palm.

Now three cherubs fly angrily toward the imps.

"THAT'S IT!! I HAVE HAD IT!! You three monsters have messed with us enough!" Cletus yelled at them

"D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j-j-job!" Collin stuttering with a frustrated look

"Sadly, so are we."

"EEEENOUGH!!" Cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the Imps. "We are savin' that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not!"

"You hypocrite cupid brat!"

"What he said!"

"Yeah! Besides someone wants that fucker dead! Okay? And he paid in advance, and I can't touch that money or feral jerk here will bite my ass! Not the way I like. Not the way I like. So, he gotta go!" Blitz yelled at the Cherubs.

Keenie flies into Blitz face. "You all are such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!"

"So are you! So why don't you shut your trap, you judgmental," Millie pulls Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back and snarled at her," cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!"

Silence

"FILTHY DEMON CRAP! "Keenie faces rage and tackles Millie.

Intense opera music plays and could hear the dead opera singer voice

Keenie and Millie roll over in a cat fight. Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Blitz and Moxxie who run away.

Moxxie runs down the catwalk and jumps down, swinging from a rope. He holds a pistol in one hand and aims it at Keenie, who fights with Millie in the air. Millie slaps Keenie in the face several times. Moxxie fires at a rope which releases a bag. The bag separates Keenie and Millie, and Moxxie catches Millie.

"I'll swing you shoot."

"Love it!" Millie smirked and pulled the guns out.

They began to swing and spin rapidly above the stage and fire their weapons. Bullets and arrows flying everywhere. Also killing the audience members. All of them miss Lyle.

"It's all starting to make sense now. Life is worth living because we only get one. We must cherish it. If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer. Plus, I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!" Lyle stands up and holds dollar bills in his hands in triumph.

The audience members clap.

"Are you shitting me!" Blitz yelled when he heard all that. Quickly duck down from arrows and bullets. He runs along the metal scaffolding with his flintlock pistol. He jumps onto another one attached with rope. He and Cletus point their weapons at each other. Blitz attempts to fire, but finds his gun empty. After a brief stare-down, Blitz throws his flintlock into Cletus' face.

"Oh! You fucker!" Cletus holds his eyes and fires his arrow.

Hits the rope that was holding up the scaffolding Blitz is standing on. Along with the rope Moxxie was swinging on. Blitz, Moxxie, and Millie all fall with the metal scaffolding to the floor of the stage, bending a board holding the piano and narrowly missing the pianist.

The pianist stops playing, puts down his stool, and uses it to step down from the bent floorboard.

The piano is then sent flying through the air.

Blitz, Moxxie, Millie, Cletus, Collin, and Keenie stare as the piano keeps falling.

Lyle screams like a girl and scrambles out of his bed, but the piano suddenly shifts to the spot he has just moved to. He is then crushed to death by the piano.

"That's our kill. Not yours!" Moxxie yells at the gapping Cherubs. He stands up being tied up with Millie. Who wasing giving the three a pair of middle fingers. His tail grabs a snickering Blitz.

"Ohhhh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my Gooood!"

Keenie slaps Collin across the face "Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in vain!

"THIS...ISN'T OVER!" Cletus yelled at the Imp just standing there innocently. Keenie creates a portal to Heaven and the cherubs fly through, only to be mysteriously repelled back. "WHAT THE-?!"

A group of cherubs descends, two bees, two sheep and, the leader. The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard.

While all this happens the three imps already left through a portal. Still slightly open up.

"Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, noooo..." Deerie smiles at them

"WHAT?!?!"

"Yeaaaah, mmmmm, sorry! Yeaaaah, no..."

"Oh, rat no!"

They turn to see Moxxie back, untied, and twitching at them all.

"We killed that experimental old coot! Plus, are you that dense to leave them here? With humans! Wow who ever put you in charge must have been one lazy prick since you are not getting your facts checked. So, all of you- "

His tail grabbed the three gapping Cherubs.

"-Use some damn- "

Throws them at the five other gapping cherubs back in the portal.

"-common sense!"

The portal that showed Heaven close.

"Well now hopefully no issues from them down here." Moxxie rolled his eyes. He is not counting on it. But at least those three won't be stuck down here. Even if the humans here are weird and forget the stuff that happens around in a few minutes. Jeez that just a revenge plot waiting to happen. With a few words change around it can look like an accident making them think those three killed Lyle. Just have to wait, hopefully, and not see. Now did Lyle go to Heaven or Hell? Eh not his business and too tired to think about it. Time to get ready to meet an unhappy client! Goes back to jump in the portal.

Back in I.M.P. office and the wall got fixed.

"Welp, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so it's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated. And now, we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up." Blitz looking out the window.

"When are you going to tell the client?" Moxxie asked him.

"Oh, I already sent him a text, and we're in good hands, 'cause texts don't make people angry." Blitz showing his phone to them. On the phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads "U fail, U die." followed with Blitz replying "sorry" surrounded by emojis, with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below.

Moxxie stared then quickly jumped on the table.  Good timing as the wall behind falls down. A metal escalator proceeds to crash into the office.

Loopty was seen descending the escalator. "BLIIIIIITZO!"

"Loofaaaaa! We can explain everything. I was- "

Another metal escalator crashes through the wall. A mechanical being rolled down with a spherical body, large busy mustache, and pair of red spiral goggles. He had a familiar face.

"Lyle Lipton?!"

"I don't understand. We thought you went to Heaven?" Millie blinked in confusion.

"Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor!"

Right they forgot about that.

"Oh, you no good heartless son of a bitch!" Lopty turns to Blitz." Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!"

"The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?"

On cue Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling.

"Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! I mean, employ~"

"Everyone, STOP FUCKIN' UP MY WALLS! Moxxie's going to have to fix all this shit!" Blitz yelled

"That's not part of my contract."

"Oh, chill out, Moxxie! Satan's balls! First, we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?"

"I guess you can say, you say, you have a holey operation here, Blitz!" Wally slaps his knee and laughs. He doubles down on the floor.

"Get out Wally."

"Oh-ho-ho! I say, "Oh!""

"No, I'm serious. Get the FUCK OUT WALLY! BEFORE I GIVE YOU A RODENT ISSUE!"

Wally shut up.

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