Anti was only looking forward to game night for the promise of maybe screwing someone over and not getting yelled at for it.

The Septics just arrived, popping in front of the Iplier house.

Jameson ran up ahead of them to knock on the door, excited. He always loved game night more than the others.

He was practically bouncing in place, waiting for someone to answer the door.

Luckily, they were quick about it and Yandere answered, looking just as excited.

"AAAAAHHHHH! FINALLY YOU GUYS ARE HERE! WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG!?"

Chase rolled his eyes, "Marvin kept checking his makeup"

"Hey!" the magician took offense to that, "You can be mad all you want but I know I look good"

Anti shoved his way inside past Yandere while the others followed inside more politely.

He saw Google and nodded to him, "Hey, everyone ready? Do you know what we're doing tonight?"

Google smiled but it was almost sinister, "More Ipliers are in the Living room. Apparently it was Eric's turn to choose the game for tonight and he chose Truth or Dare"

Anti fist pumped, "FUCK yeah! I LOVE that game! I'm gonna dare all you bastards to do some weird fucking shit"

Henrik overheard them and cringed, "Ugh. . . . you know people can just choose Truth instead, correct?"

Anti chuckled, giving the doctor his insane grin, "Oh yeah . . ..there's a lot of things I can ask, too. A lot of. . . embarrassing things"

Henrik just rolled his eyes, already walking off to the living room.

Sean had come with them and was just shaking his head at Anti, "Please behave tonight. Last time we played pictionary and you just kept drawing dicks and boobs all over the board"

Anti shrugged, "Can't really draw anything else"

When they all reached the living room, the Septics took seats on the floor along with the Ipliers. They scattered around their friends, sitting next to the ones they wanted. Anti sat next to Dark but not because they were friends. . . .but because Anti just loved to annoy him.

Then Chase sat next to Bing, Sean was by Mark, Marvin was next to Host, Henrik sat by Dr. Iplier and then Jameson sat by Wilford. Jackie wanted to sit by Silver Shepherd but Yandere begged him to sit by them so he relented.

Dark sighed and cleared his throat, "Alright . . . so it was Eric's turn to pick the game this time and he chose Truth or Dare. I assume everyone knows how that works. However, I know how a lot of you can be so I'm going to allow one free pass to everyone. If you get a truth or dare you don't want to do, you are allowed to pass but you only get one so choose wisely. Got it?"

Mark snorted, 'Can you sound any less excited?"

Dark just glared at him.

Mark coughed a little and held up an empty gatorade bottle, "I just chugged this so we're using this to decide who lands on who"

"You're gonna need to pee so bad in the middle of it all" Sean commented.

"That's a risk I'm willing to take"

Sean just laughed.

Mark took the bottle and spun.

And oddly enough, it landed on Dark.

Mark grinned at him, "Truth or Dare, buddy"

"Don't call me that . . . . . truth"

Mark clapped his hands, "What is. . . your worst habit?"

Dark raised a brow at him, "Letting all you idiots rope me into stupid games likes these when I could be doing more productive things. . . . like sleeping"

"You're no fun" Mark mumbled to himself.

Dark rolled his eyes and spun the bottle and it lands on Jackie.

The Septic hero was ready and before Dark could ask him, he already knew what he wanted to do, "Dare!"

Dark blinked, " . . . I dare you to do 50 push ups"

Anti huffed, "You serious!? You're so shit at this game! That's a fucking cake-walk for the meat-head! Look, he's already fucking DONE!"

Yep. In the span of time it took Anti to complain, Jackie already did them all, Henrik counting.

The doctor nodded, "Yeah. . . he did 50"

Dark just shrugged, "Guess it's his turn now." he gave Anti a deadpan look, not giving a flying fuck.

Jackie laughed. He didn't even break a sweat. He spun the bottle and it landed on Chase.

"Truth or Dare, bro?"

Chase, in truth, wasn't really feeling it tonight. Really, Dark's idea of just going to bed early spoke to him, he was so tired. Tired of life, really.

But he trucked on, " . . I'll pick Dare, I guess"

"Alright! I dare you to . . . tell everyone your best dad joke"

Chase snorted, "Okay. . . . . . I got one. It's hilarious."

Everyone waited patiently for this hilarious joke.

"I told my ex-wife she should embrace her mistakes. . . . . . . . She gave me a hug."

You could hear crickets from outside.

Nobody liked that.

Jackie bit his lip, "Uh . . . you doing okay tonight, man?"

Chase cracked a little smile, "It is what it is" he sighed and took out his flask, taking a sip of his whiskey.

Chase spun the bottle and it landed on Silver Shepherd, "Truth or dare?"

Silver mulls it over but finally decides, "uuuuuhhh . . I think I'll go ahead and do a truth"

"What's your biggest phobia?"

Silver huffed, "Oooo! I don't like giving away my weakness to potential enemies in the room-" he glared right at Anti who looked offended, "But I'd have to say bugs. Those little things are horrifying!"

"Totally gonna leave spiders in your bed later" Anti muttered.

"That's why you're a cockroach" Silver snapped back at him.

Anti didn't expect a comeback from him and just sat there, silently impressed.

Silver spun the bottle and it landed on Bim.

"Truth . . . or Dare?"

Bim stretched a little and cracked his neck, "I'm gonna have to take Truth for 200."

"There's no point system" Yandere rolls their eyes at him.

Silver asks his question to Bim, regardless, "Have you ever been drunk on camera?"

Bim chuckles and answers unabashedly, "Yes. Yes, I have. What did you think the real reason was why I wasn't in the Markiplier TV video? Wilford had to take over. And that's all the time we have for THIS question"

Wilford belly laughed, "It was quite the sight! He was even more ratchet that I was!"

Bim spun the bottle, "Moving on."

It landed on Magnum, "Okay big guy. . . truth or dare?"

Magnum slapped his knee, "Darrrrrrrrre!"

Bim blinked but had an idea, "I dare you to eat a whole raw onion"

He wanted to make the pirate suffer for peeing in his water bottle the other day. Magnum claimed he didn't know it was his drinking vessel but Bim didn't believe him.

Magnum had a little trouble getting up off the floor so Marvin snapped his fingers and an onion appeared in his hands. He threw it to Magnum who caught it with ease.

"Thank ya there kitty" he winked and proceeded to peel the onion before taking a very large bite.

Everyone waited for him to cringe and spit it out but he didn't.

He went in another bite. And then another.

Bim stared at him, appalled, "How the FUCK are you doing that?!"

Magnum finished the onion, licking his fingers, "Tis nothing. Ya learn to eat anything on the big open waters. Ya land lubbers are just soft"

Magnum proceeded to spin the bottle which looked so tiny compared to his large hand.

It landed on Henrik.

The doctor wasn't worried. He figured Magnum would ask him something silly if he picked truth.

"Truth or Dare, Medic?"

"Truth"

Magnum chuckled, "Have ya ever had ~fun~ relations with a patient?"

Henrik choked on his own spit. He was DEFINETLY not expecting that from Magnum!

Dr. Iplier pat his back, trying to help him out.

Henrik cleared his throat and coughed a little but he dug his own grave here.

"uh . . . . . .. . dammit . . . yes. yes, I have. But zhat is ALL I'll say! No more!"

Honestly, no one expected that.

Henrik had a dark side like that?

Even Dr. Iplier was surprised, "Hen . . . . really?"

"I said zhat is all I'll say! Moving on!" Henrik spun the bottle.

Marvin hummed, "I wonder who it was. . . do we know them?"

The bottle landed on Marvin, funnily enough, "MARVIN!" Henrik moved the game forward, "Truth or Dare?"

Marvin was never one to skip out on a challenge, "Dare" he smirked at Henrik.

'There's no way he can dare me to do anything THAT embarrassing.'

Henrik KNEW things, though, "Give me your phone so I can show everyone your most embarrassing photo."

'I stand corrected.'

"Pass"

"VHAT!?" Henrik was pissed, "What perverted things do you have on zhere that you're too embarrassed for any of us to see?! Vhat have you been doing!?"

"I said I pass! I'm passing!" Marvin screeched, "PASS!"

Marvin took the bottle and spun, ignoring everyone's looks at his firm answer.

It landed on Jameson. Marvin sighed and flipped his hair, "James. . . truth or dare, sir?"

Jameson smiled and signed, 'Truth!'

Everyone in the group knew sign language. Nobody learned. Marvin just made it so everyone could understand him when he communicated with them.

Marvin grinned mischievously, "Have you ever, with your signing, pretended to be deaf around anyone so you wouldn't have to engage in a conversation?"

It was getting good now.

Jameson scratched the back of his head, 'Yes. I did it on Anti when he was drunk one night. He forgot I wasn't deaf and went with it.'

"I don't even remember that" Anti narrowed his eyes at him, "Are you sure that happened?"

"You were VERY drunk. I didn't want to talk to you. It was actually quite funny because as soon as I signed that I was deaf, you signed back with an apology and passed out on the couch"

Anti just shrugged, "What can I say? I have two sides of drunkenness. You either get polite and emotional Anti . . .or chaotic Anti that sets everything on fire"

"That's why you're not allowed to drink here" Dark muttered, "You set Bing on fire that one time"

Bing looked horrified, remembering, "It was like a scene from Five Nights at Freddy's, my mechanical bits were all out and showing"

Anti just laughed.

Jameson spun the bottle and it landed on Edgar.

"Alrighty little man!" Edgar grinned, "Dare! What you got fer me?!"

Jameson gave a small smile, not indicating anything of the sick dare he was about to give.

"I dare you to lick your own toe"

Marvin gagged, "Huuuuugh. . .jesus James! What the hell!?"

Sean even shook his head at him, "That's nasty"

Mark stared at his own foot, "I bet I could do it"

"Please don't" Sean begged him not to.

Edgar didn't like this dare but he wasn't a quitter and like a champ, he yanked off his boot and sock and gave his big toe a nice big lick.

Everyone hated that.

Edgar put his sock back on and spun the bottle. It landed on Jim . . .. Camera Jim, specifically.

"Alright, little scamp. Today's the day I get answers!" Edgar laughed, "Truth or dare!?"

Camera Jim didn't want to do any dare Edgar could come up with so he decided on the safer route, "Uh . . .Truth?"

"You ever filmed anyone having sex without them knowing?"

Jim blushed but laughed in a high pitch, " . . . .. yeah. . . But I'm not telling who" he gave a devious smile, hugging his camera in his lap.

". . . . . I thought I'd like the answer but I didn't" Edgar admitted.

Jim spun the bottle and it landed on Chase, "Truth or Dare?"

Chase groaned, "Didn't think I'd have to go again already so soon. . .. I chose Dare last time, right? The dad joke thing?. . . okay. . .. I'll go with dare again. I'm on a roll"

Camera Jim had devious things up his sleeve, apparently, "I dare you to do your best impersonation of Anti"

Chase actually laughed, "Oh hell yeah. It's fucking ON."

Anti rolled his eyes, "You can't impersonate ME"

"Bet your ass I fucking can" Chase took his cap off and ruffled his hair. He gave a weird ass grin similar to Anti's when he's excited.

Chase held his hand out, "Give me your fucking knife"

"What?! Why?!" Anti was confused, "I don't think I should be giving you sharp objects"

"It's okay" Henrik offered, "I'll allow it"

Chase ushered for him to give him his knife again, "Come on. Hand it over. The knife completes it"

Anti groaned but finally yanked out the knife out of its holster on his belt and handed it over to Chase, "Better not break it"

Chase licked his lips and jumped to his feet. He breathed out to set himself in the mood and closed his eyes.

When he opened his eyes again, that insane glee was back on his face, "You all wanted me here! Well here I am!"

Anti facepalmed.

Chase continued to quote him, "You all said my name. You could have STOPPED me! But you just WATCHED. . . as this HAPPENED!"

Even Dark was impressed but Chase wasn't done.

Chase brought the knife to his throat and laughed maniacally like Anti has before, "How many times must we go through this?! Again and AGAIN! Fooling around, OVER and OVER! IN FUCKING CIRCLES!!!"

"Okay, I think you're fucking done" Anti tried to stop him.

"Mocking me with your GLITCH BITCH"

Everyone was practically rolling on the floor laughing their asses off except for the more serious egos. The Septics especially found it hilarious except for Anti.

Chase gave a little finale, "I . .. AM A TURTLE!!!"

Even Dark snorted.

Chase threw the knife back at Anti and put his cap back on, giving Anti a little wink, "How was that?"

Anti looked horrified and disgusted, "Fucking hell . . I'm OFFENDED. . .. And I never fucking said I was a TURTLE!"

"You did now" Google held up his phone and revealed he recorded everything. He played it back where Anti responded to Chase's mockery.

"I was a TURTLE!"

Anti just glared at him, "Fucking Alexa knock-off"

"Glitch Bitch" Google smirked playfully.

"Oh fuck" Chase sighed and spun the bottle. It landed on Sean.

"Truth or dare, man?"

Sean thought about it, still laughing and tearing up from Chase's impression of Anti, "Fuck, I don't know . . .. truth"

"I got one for ya. You might have to pass. Okay so . . . if you were gay . . . . . who out of this group . . . would you sleep with? If you were gay."

"God dammit" Sean wanted to use his pass but he knew the questions were just going to get worse the longer the night went on.

"Uh . . . .." he looked around, thinking carefully. He knew none of them would say anything so he knew he was safe from anyone taping or recording his answer.

"Okay . . . I'm gonna have to go with Dark"

Mark was appalled, "What!? Why?!"

"I don't know" Sean defended himself, "He's kinda hot and I know he wouldn't make a big deal out of it. It'd probably be a one-night stand situation anyway and wouldn't mean anything afterwards. Right Dark?"

Dark just wanted to be anywhere else but there, "I don't. . . . care. This hypothetical question and answer is a waste of time"

"That's the game" Sean spun the bottle.

It landed on Anti who groaned, "Fuck. . . Dare. Can't be any worse than the embarrassing shit Chase just did to me"

"Don't say that so soon" Sean laughed a little evilly, "Anti . . I dare you . . .. . to hug me"

If looks could kill.

Anti wanted to drown him, "What. . . did you just say?"

Sean repeated himself, "Hug me.. . . . . you can pass if you want"

Anti knew Sean was challenging him.

Anti didn't back down to a challenge . .. . especially not from his creator.

He looked like he was going to puke but crawled over across the floor to Sean.He never really hugged anyone before.

Anti wasn't sure what to do. He NEVER liked to initiate physical contact.

He contemplated passing, the closer he got to Sean.

But before he could, Sean quickly engulfed him in a good bear hug, wrapping his arms around him securely.

Anti whined but didn't move.

Sean kept him there, "You gotta wrap your arms around me or else it's not a hug."

Anti snarled.

Jackie was snickering, "Do you not KNOW what a hug is?"

"Fuck off" he snapped at the hero.

Finally, Anti put his hands on Sean's back, hugging him back but he looked like he was going to pass out, his face was so red.

"Okay" Anti tried to worm away. He hugged him and that was the dare.

But Sean wasn't letting go, having secured a tight hold on him, "Not yet, I'm relishing this"

Anti gave in and let Sean hug him for a few more moments until the creator FINALLY let him go.

Anti broke away quickly and scurried back over to where he was sitting before, refusing to even look at any of the other Septics.

This night was NOT going how he hoped it would.

Anti grumbled to himself and spun the bottle. His spirits lifted a little as it landed on Henrik.

Henrik groaned, "Oh boy. . . . dah . .. I did truth last time . . .. Dare"

Anti laughed, "Hheheheheh . . .. I dare you . . .to give me a compliment"

The doctor groaned again, "Might as vell ask me to shoot myself. . . . dammit all. . .. . ."

Anti had never been more offended in one night than tonight. Was it really that hard for the doctor?

Truth be told, though, Henrik didn't give compliments to ANYONE, really, so he'd have trouble with giving any one of the egos a compliment.

Henrik stared at Anti, trying to think of something he could use.

Anti started to glare at him, "Any day now"

Henrik waved his arms around defensively, "Fine. . .uh . ..you are actually a very good patient. You take a needle like a champ. Not even a lot of the Septics can do zhat"

Anti smiled, "Wait, really?"

Henrik nodded, "I do not lie. . . Jackie is afraid of needles"

"HEN!" Jackie yelled at him, "Seriously?!"

"Vhat?" Henrik didn't see anything wrong with saying that, "Tis a perfectly normal phobia. Many people have it"

Anti was suddenly feeling a lot better about himself, looking proud and cocky.

Henrik spun the bottle and it landed on Illinois.

"Alright zhen . . Truth or dare, sir?"

Illinois smirked, "I'll take dare, doc"

Henrik thought he was going to be so hilarious this time. So edgy.

"I dare you . . . . to give a lap dance to someone in zhis room."

No one expected that from Henrik. Any of the other Septics, sure, but Henrik was always the composed one! The mature one!

But Illinois would not be deterred. He locked eyes right on Marvin and sauntered over to him.

Mark covered his eyes. He did NOT want to see this. He tried to cover Sean's eyes but he got away from Mark's censorship.

Marvin was not offended in the least. Illinois was very attractive and Marvin held no reservations for any attractive being.

Illinois danced for Marvin for a minute, turning his seduction to maximum.

And then Illinois got his whip out and even Henrik blushed, "Okay! Okay! Zhat is enough! Sit back down!"

"Aw!" Marvin whined, "But it was just getting good!"

Illinois winked at him and went to go sit back down, laughing softly.

With a cool flick of his hand, he spun the bottle and it landed on Sean.

Now not a lot of people knew this.

But Illinois liked Anti. Not romantically or sexually. But he just liked him. Illinois didn't like that Sean made Anti so uncomfortable before so now . . .. he was hoping Sean would pick dare so he could exact a little vengeance for Anti.

"Truth or dare, sweetheart?"

Sean blushed a little but cleared his throat, "Uh . . .. Dare, I guess"

Illinois grinned and tipped his hat, "I dare you to let Anti wax any part of your body"

Now Sean could have chose to pass.

But then again, he KNEW he kind of deserved it.

He sighed, ". . . .. Okay"

"Uh-oh" Mark knew where this was gonna go.

Anti seemed surprised but also kind of overjoyed.

Marvin made some wax strips appear and gave them to Anti, "Plenty of time still to back out, Sean"

"No" Sean shook his head, already hyping himself up, "I ain't no bitch. Do your worst, Anti"

"Oh, I plan on it. Pull your pants down a bit. We're waxing pubes"

"Fucking god dammit!" Sean shouted but he wasn't going to back down. Anti didn't back down when Sean dared him to hug him. He HAD to do this.

He pulled his pants down a little to just show his pubes.

Mark cringed, "Oh god, it's gonna hurt. Ethan and I did it in Unus Annus. You're gonna cry, man"

Sean breathed slowly in and out as Anti pressed the wax strip down on his pubes, "Oh god. There's really no going back now"

"Nope" Anti grinned deviously. He was going to make this last.

He moved to touch the corner of the strip.

Sean was READY.

But Anti wasn't doing anything.

Sean cracked an eye open, "The fuck you waiting for?"

"Just give me a second. . . . . I'm relishing this"

"You son of a- AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" He screamed as Anti ripped it off hard.

Anti laughed, "Oh damn! Look at THAT! All that HAIR!" He showed Sean the strip with all his pubic hair on it, "That all came off of YOU! Did it hurt?"

"YES!" Sean yelled at him, "You cheeky mother fucker!" he kicked Anti but not too hard, " Get off me .. . .fuck. . . can we take a break?"

Mark nodded, "Yeah, we should probably take a break. Dark, you got any good snacks?"

They all got up and dispersed for a small break.

Sean was still laying on the floor breathing in and out like he was in labor with Henrik checking over him to make sure he wasn't bleeding.

"Oh you're fine. Suck it up" Henrik pat his pelvis, making Sean cringe and roll over.

Anti sighed, following Mark into the kitchen, "I love game night"

What do you guys think so far? If you have any ideas for truths or dares, let me know! :)